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  • Sexsitesurfer
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2005
    • 3157
    #1

    Reason for cancelling a membership (FUNNY kind of compliment)

    Got this email last night from a member to explain his reason for cancelling his subscription:

    I subscribed to www.Sweet-Models.com. I'm cancelling because the site is just too perfect. You guys, for me, are the crack cocaine of the internet. I just can't allow myself access to the work of Mr. DeFrancesco or else I'll never get anything done.

    But thanks for the excellent, mind-boggling work!

    There has to be an ad in there somewhere......
    Paul
    DDF Productions
    Marketing manager
    Skype: Marketing.DDF
    ICQ: 316302313
    Cell: +36 30 732 6076
    [email protected]
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    • Furious_Female
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2002
      • 8187
      #2
      kinda sweet
      Skype: j3nn.com
      ICQ 160370494

      My current favorite high-converting sponsor: CrakRevenue

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        • fuhkinglou
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2006
          • 951
          #3
          Thats Awesome. High Praise indeed. But still he had the will power to quit... Time to make it even more addictive!
          --------
          Whose Your Porn Pal? Want to trade hardlinks?
          ICQ - 264-934-933

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            • StarkReality
              Confirmed User
              • May 2004
              • 4444
              #4
              He'll be back, hehe

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                • Sexsitesurfer
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2005
                  • 3157
                  #5
                  Originally posted by StarkReality
                  He'll be back, hehe
                  I just hope he doesn't take up carjacking/mugging to support his habit!!!!!
                  Paul
                  DDF Productions
                  Marketing manager
                  Skype: Marketing.DDF
                  ICQ: 316302313
                  Cell: +36 30 732 6076
                  [email protected]

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                    • rodney25
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2005
                      • 7090
                      #6
                      Classic one.


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                        • viva celebs
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2006
                          • 681
                          #7
                          so you've recieved my e-mail then

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                            • Sexsitesurfer
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2005
                              • 3157
                              #8
                              Originally posted by viva celebs
                              so you've recieved my e-mail then


                              I wasn't gonna give your name out, but if you are happy with that.... then cool!
                              Last edited by Sexsitesurfer; 11-28-2006, 06:36 AM.
                              Paul
                              DDF Productions
                              Marketing manager
                              Skype: Marketing.DDF
                              ICQ: 316302313
                              Cell: +36 30 732 6076
                              [email protected]

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                                • spasmo
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2005
                                  • 2678
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by viva celebs
                                  so you've recieved my e-mail then
                                  "Hi. My name is Viva Celebs and I'm a pornaholic."


                                  Surfers: Go here for hot babes.

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                                    • DutchTeenCash
                                      I like Dutch Girls
                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 21684
                                      #10
                                      lol too funny

                                      we got one last week from a guy who said he thought Britts boobs were too perfect and she was showing too much to handle lol

                                      surfers are weird

                                      ICQ 16 91 547 - SKYPE dutchteencash
                                      bob AT dutchteencash DOT com
                                      ... did you see our newest Sweet Natural Girl Priscilla (18)?

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                                        • gmr324
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2006
                                          • 1199
                                          #11
                                          amazing will power!

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                                            • Ciao bella
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Oct 2005
                                              • 175
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Sexsitesurfer
                                              Got this email last night from a member to explain his reason for cancelling his subscription:

                                              I subscribed to www.Sweet-Models.com. I'm cancelling because the site is just too perfect. You guys, for me, are the crack cocaine of the internet. I just can't allow myself access to the work of Mr. DeFrancesco or else I'll never get anything done.

                                              But thanks for the excellent, mind-boggling work!

                                              There has to be an ad in there somewhere......
                                              Ciao,

                                              I've read many complaints about Sweet-Models. Shortly after joining your site, members complain that their inbox is flooded with advertisment spam.
                                              My people have cracked your bullshit form log-on & cant give that crap content away.

                                              Your Alexa rating sucks moose cock.
                                              Traffic Rank for sweet-models.com: 249,955

                                              There are blogs out there with better traffic than you have.

                                              Get a life you fucking hermaphrodite hemorrhoid!


                                              Saluti
                                              Last edited by Ciao bella; 11-28-2006, 06:56 AM.

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                                                • Sexsitesurfer
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                  • 3157
                                                  #13
                                                  Ciao Fuckwit!
                                                  Paul
                                                  DDF Productions
                                                  Marketing manager
                                                  Skype: Marketing.DDF
                                                  ICQ: 316302313
                                                  Cell: +36 30 732 6076
                                                  [email protected]

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                                                    • wedouglas
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                      • 5921
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Ciao bella
                                                      Ciao,

                                                      I've read many complaints about Sweet-Models. Shortly after joining your site, members complain that their inbox is flooded with advertisment spam.
                                                      My people have cracked your bullshit form log-on & cant give that crap content away.

                                                      Your Alexa rating sucks moose cock.
                                                      Traffic Rank for sweet-models.com: 249,955

                                                      There are blogs out there with better traffic than you have.

                                                      Get a life you fucking hermaphrodite hemorrhoid!


                                                      Saluti
                                                      Didn't you get exposed for stealing pictures from the DEA website and claiming they were yours? Hahaha. You broke loser nobody

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                                                        • CaptainHowdy
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                          • 94022
                                                          #15
                                                          lollllll

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                                                            • Sexsitesurfer
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Aug 2005
                                                              • 3157
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by wedouglas
                                                              Didn't you get exposed for stealing pictures from the DEA website and claiming they were yours? Hahaha. You broke loser nobody
                                                              I think he's upset that mummy won't increase his pocket money so he couldn't afford his membership!

                                                              Paul
                                                              DDF Productions
                                                              Marketing manager
                                                              Skype: Marketing.DDF
                                                              ICQ: 316302313
                                                              Cell: +36 30 732 6076
                                                              [email protected]

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                                                                • Kimo
                                                                  ...
                                                                  • Jan 2006
                                                                  • 11542
                                                                  #17
                                                                  thats awesome
                                                                  ...

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                                                                    • Violetta
                                                                      Affiliate
                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                      • 28735
                                                                      #18
                                                                      haha... nice email!
                                                                      M&A Queen

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