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MY girlfriend put IcY HOT in my underwear this weekend....

07-11-2005, 01:46 PM

So there I was super organized and I put my clothes outside the bathroom beaore i was supposed to head out with my friends to go party.

SO i get out of the shower gvet dressed and something wierd happens.Before I head out Im like Fuck my balls are on fire. I never really said anything more outload just thought I was alergic to the new detergent I bought and it would fade in time. My girlfreind remained silent.

Now mind you she never plays jokes like this and just before this we had just exchange some words nothing major but let's say we weren;t in the best of moods.

I laughed it off but when I told the story to some guys at the office here they were uphauled. Like how could your girlfriend do that to you? And she broke a major rule there Dwreck?

I never put much thought into it.DO you think this was malcious or playful? What would be a good come back?

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07-11-2005, 01:48 PM

not sure...but it must have been painful

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07-11-2005, 01:50 PM

I think your buddies at work have no sense of humor.

To get back, after a night out drinking with your girl, wrap the toilet in clear plastic wrap. She'll be in for a nice surprise when she wakes up in the middle of the night to pee.

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07-11-2005, 01:50 PM

Unless of course she did this maliciously, then you should get rid of her. Keep the hand strong!

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07-11-2005, 01:50 PM

Ouch. What up D?
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07-11-2005, 01:51 PM

Originally posted by Sly

I think your buddies at work have no sense of humor.

To get back, after a night out drinking with your girl, wrap the toilet in clear plastic wrap. She'll be in for a nice surprise when she wakes up in the middle of the night to pee.

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07-11-2005, 01:51 PM

Good comeback would be putting Nair hair removal cream in her shampoo bottle...

just kidding, don't do that unless you want to be single + hated by every single girl she knows

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07-11-2005, 01:51 PM

I think it's playful...
be happy that your girl has a good sense of humor and think up a nice comeback

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07-11-2005, 01:53 PM

A good come back is to have her stuff outside the door with a note that says "SCRAM" ;))))

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07-11-2005, 01:53 PM

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07-11-2005, 01:53 PM

Originally posted by Sly

I think your buddies at work have no sense of humor.

To get back, after a night out drinking with your girl, wrap the toilet in clear plastic wrap. She'll be in for a nice surprise when she wakes up in the middle of the night to pee.

Im forsure going to try that hehehe!

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07-11-2005, 01:54 PM

What did she put on your underware?

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07-11-2005, 01:54 PM

Originally posted by alexg

I think it's playful...
be happy that your girl has a good sense of humor and think up a nice comeback

if she retaliates and he wakes up with no mini-me, you're being held responsible

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07-11-2005, 01:55 PM

fill up her douche bag with lemon juice, that'll teach her.

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07-11-2005, 01:56 PM

Originally posted by sonofsam

if she retaliates and he wakes up with no mini-me, you're being held responsible

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07-11-2005, 01:59 PM

Originally posted by Sly

To get back, after a night out drinking with your girl, wrap the toilet in clear plastic wrap. She'll be in for a nice surprise when she wakes up in the middle of the night to pee.

I pissed the wife off twice with that one.

First time my 5 year old son woke her up crying because he couldn't pee in the toilet.

Got her good the second time though. She was MAD!
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07-11-2005, 01:59 PM

Originally posted by Dwreck

So there I was super organized and I put my clothes outside the bathroom beaore i was supposed to head out with my friends to go party.

SO i get out of the shower gvet dressed and something wierd happens.Before I head out Im like Fuck my balls are on fire. I never really said anything more outload just thought I was alergic to the new detergent I bought and it would fade in time. My girlfreind remained silent.

Now mind you she never plays jokes like this and just before this we had just exchange some words nothing major but let's say we weren;t in the best of moods.

I laughed it off but when I told the story to some guys at the office here they were uphauled. Like how could your girlfriend do that to you? And she broke a major rule there Dwreck?

I never put much thought into it.DO you think this was malcious or playful? What would be a good come back?

I agree, your friends at work have no sense of humor. It's practical joke time now. Put some Vaseline on the toilet seat late at night, so when she gets up in the morning all spaced out she'll enjoy her the ride.Or put hair dye in her shampoo. I'm sure you can get creative and let her know your balls are not a toy...lol

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07-11-2005, 02:00 PM

Originally posted by Sly

I think your buddies at work have no sense of humor.

To get back, after a night out drinking with your girl, wrap the toilet in clear plastic wrap. She'll be in for a nice surprise when she wakes up in the middle of the night to pee.

I would go with this one. Take her out to a nice dinner bottles of wine.. The works. I would even go so far as to get her to try plenty of food with tons of FIBER in it and hope for the double whammy on this joke!

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07-11-2005, 02:01 PM

Originally posted by aztecvision

fill up her douche bag with lemon juice, that'll teach her.

lol ouch

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07-11-2005, 02:07 PM

Top off her hair conditioner with some nair.
Do not do it to the shampoo cause they never leave it in long enough.

Or get a chocolate pudding cup and dip yer finger in and proceed to streak mark her panties. Sure you will know its chocolate but she will be very confused and embarrassed at same time.

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07-11-2005, 02:08 PM

Thats hitting below the belt... literally.
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07-11-2005, 02:13 PM

bro what could you have possibly done for her to burn your balls damn bro, its all fun and games until you burn your penis then its getting hardcore LMAO!

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07-11-2005, 02:15 PM

Thanks for all thre replies, I read them all and I'm still laughing.

She just started a war.

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07-11-2005, 02:16 PM

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07-11-2005, 02:19 PM

Originally posted by EviLGuY

Thats hitting below the belt... literally.

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07-11-2005, 02:19 PM

Oh and making a nice paste out of asorbic acid and then coating a toothbrush is pretty good too. You can get the stuff anywhere that sells canning supplies. Needless to say it is very very sour, and you have seen those bitter beer face comercials before right?

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07-11-2005, 02:19 PM

damn yo, reminds me of the days me and my girl put icy hot on eachothers spots on purpose. Its pretty freaky havin that shit on your dick and then getting it sucked off.

then theres the vice versa, and i have no recollection of how it tastes off a pussy... lol

i guess it wasnt too bad then

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07-11-2005, 02:20 PM

OUCH! When I clicked this thread, I thought you made a mistake and the title was suppose to be your ex girlfriend.......
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07-11-2005, 02:22 PM

I am not sure i would find that funny. Move teh piece on the side to first place and start moving this one to the curb.
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07-11-2005, 02:35 PM

Ouch... attacking the family jewels, is a no, no.

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07-11-2005, 04:40 PM

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Surgically add firecracker fuze to the inside of her ciggerettes about a quarter inch below the top, run it to about a half inch above filter.

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07-11-2005, 04:44 PM

Ouch, that is reallllly painful.
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07-11-2005, 04:48 PM

Originally posted by Dwreck

So there I was super organized and I put my clothes outside the bathroom beaore i was supposed to head out with my friends to go party.

SO i get out of the shower gvet dressed and something wierd happens.Before I head out Im like Fuck my balls are on fire. I never really said anything more outload just thought I was alergic to the new detergent I bought and it would fade in time. My girlfreind remained silent.

Now mind you she never plays jokes like this and just before this we had just exchange some words nothing major but let's say we weren;t in the best of moods.

I laughed it off but when I told the story to some guys at the office here they were uphauled. Like how could your girlfriend do that to you? And she broke a major rule there Dwreck?

I never put much thought into it.DO you think this was malcious or playful? What would be a good come back?

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07-11-2005, 04:55 PM

If you had it comming, then bite your lip, and get her back. Icyhot on the nipples will do the trick.

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07-11-2005, 05:12 PM

you guys are all mean.... hahahaha...

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07-11-2005, 05:15 PM

A good comeback would be to fist fuck her with sulfuric acid.
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07-11-2005, 06:11 PM

i really think she's being playful not realizing how bad it hurts.. time for a good revenge. ;)

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07-11-2005, 06:16 PM

put some icy hot on her dildo and offer to help her have some "fun"
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07-11-2005, 06:20 PM

This calls for serious revenge. Get on your thinking cap and be original - using IcyHot back on her isn't good enough.

A fake severed finger in her purse, cereal, etc. would get a good shriek or two.
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07-11-2005, 06:23 PM

sounds like a playful prank, your buddies are pussies!

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07-11-2005, 06:25 PM

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07-11-2005, 06:26 PM

LOL

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07-11-2005, 06:29 PM

I think this calls for some colon blow http://colonblow.com/. The night before make her a nice drink before bedtime with the added colon blow. The next day while she is at work she will get the surprise of her life!
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07-11-2005, 07:56 PM

This thread is worthless without a pic of your balls on fire LOL
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07-11-2005, 10:50 PM

LoLs, you want to see his balls? what a gross.
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07-11-2005, 10:59 PM

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07-11-2005, 11:07 PM

Originally posted by Sly

I think your buddies at work have no sense of humor.

To get back, after a night out drinking with your girl, wrap the toilet in clear plastic wrap. She'll be in for a nice surprise when she wakes up in the middle of the night to pee.

Works all the time ... but you'll have to clean the shit up

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07-12-2005, 12:39 AM

this thread wouldn't be complete without a pic of Skufty's balls

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07-12-2005, 01:58 AM

Skufty can suck my salty balls.

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07-12-2005, 02:00 AM

Originally posted by Sly

I think your buddies at work have no sense of humor.

To get back, after a night out drinking with your girl, wrap the toilet in clear plastic wrap. She'll be in for a nice surprise when she wakes up in the middle of the night to pee.

sly does this to his boyfriend all the time, it only works because hes one of those fruits that sit down to pee.

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