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this guy walks into a bar, sits down and starts drinking his beer when he notices a can on the bar with a contest on it... the guy asks the bartender what its about and the bartender says "put $5 in and if you can make the horse in the other room laugh, you win the whole jar" so the guy thinks to himself, sure why not... he goes in the room, 5 minutes later he comes back out and the horse is just laughing his ass off, he takes the jar and walks out...
...the next day he comes in and sees another jar, asks the bartender what its about, the bartender says "if you can make the horse in the other room cry, you win the whole jar" so the guy says, what the hell, try this one too... puts $5 in the jar, walks into the other room, 5 minutes later, comes out the horses is crying like a little baby
the bartender stops the guy and says, "hey pal, what did you do to win so easily?" the guy says "well, first i went in and told him i had a bigger dick then him, and he started laughing, thats how i won the first time, this time, i went in and showed him i had a bigger dick then him"
thanks, im here all night
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