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  • Harmon
    ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
    • Mar 2004
    • 20016
    #1

    News If you are considering leaving adult and migrating over to mainstream anytime soon?

    Don't. It's too late.

    We don't want you. Especially if you are a fraud.

    You think the adult world is astute to blackballing people? Psssh. You have no idea how mainstream works. You are already in the database

    Real dollars, less fraud.

    You dun fucked up.

    Too soon?

    Disclaimer: This post is not directed at anybody individually. Read this post with discretion. Most likely this post is NOT about you. If you happen to think it is? Good. Start doing shit properly and you won't have such a guilty conscience.
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    • Markul
      Likes Pie
      • Dec 2007
      • 12407
      #2


      No offence intended towards people who like jelly
      But.... I pulled out...

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        • brassmonkey
          Pay It Forward
          • Sep 2005
          • 77390
          #3
          Originally posted by Markul


          No offence intended towards people who like jelly
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            • Rochard
              Jägermeister Test Pilot
              • Dec 2001
              • 75764
              #4
              I work in dating these days and also run YNOT Mail. Both cross over into mainstream. It's amusing, and lots of money to be made.
              Herschel Savage
              Brooklyn, NY

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                • 420
                  cuck
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 11571
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Markul


                  No offence intended towards people who like jelly
                  When did eel cocks evolve?
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                    • Markul
                      Likes Pie
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 12407
                      #6
                      Originally posted by 420
                      When did eel cocks evolve?
                      Clearly something is up with eels and cocks since this thing has been patented!!

                      But.... I pulled out...

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                        • 420
                          cuck
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 11571
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Markul
                          Clearly something is up with eels and cocks since this thing has been patented!!

                          wtf eel condoms from 100 years ago?
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                            • Freedom6995
                              Friends of Venus founder
                              • Jul 2010
                              • 1978
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Markul


                              No offence intended towards people who like jelly
                              sent it to my girl...you need to buy her a new monitor

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                                • Bladewire
                                  StraightBro
                                  • Aug 2003
                                  • 56220
                                  #9








                                  Adult has taken it's piece of you. Too late!














                                  Skype: CallTomNow

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                                    • Markul
                                      Likes Pie
                                      • Dec 2007
                                      • 12407
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Squirtit








                                      Adult has taken it's piece of you. Too late!


                                      That's why ya gotta wear the eel guard! Clearly, this guy didn't:
                                      Eel removed from man's bladder after entering penis during beauty spa | Metro News

                                      Eel removed from man?s bladder after entering penis during beauty spa

                                      An erratic eel wriggled its way up a man?s penis and into his bladder following an accident during an unorthodox beauty spa treatment in China.

                                      Zhang Nan was bathing with live eels to cleanse his skin when one rogue serpent took a liking to his manhood.

                                      But.... I pulled out...

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                                        • 420
                                          cuck
                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 11571
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Squirtit








                                          Adult has taken it's piece of you. Too late!












                                          That looks like the cheapest way to get male to female surgery.
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                                            • GAMEFINEST
                                              Make STACK$
                                              • Nov 2006
                                              • 14472
                                              #12
                                              lol eels are no joke man
                                              Compound interest.

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                                                • iamBoogieman
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Dec 2014
                                                  • 1329
                                                  #13
                                                  Porn is the best.

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