Originally Posted by sperbonzo

I was in college, dating a girl that was really a handfull in bed. She would have SCREAMING orgasms, (literally), and her muscles would spasm so hard that she would actually squirt me right out of there. She was pretty much brainless, so there wasn't much conversation, but as a booty call she was GREAT!

One day, I was going down on this girl. I had my mouth around her entire pudenda at one point, with some nice suction.

All of the sudden she groaned and wiggled, and my mouth was full of blood.

I came up up sputtering "What the F??!!", and proceeded to spit menstral blood al over the sheets. It looked like a murder had taken place.

As I went into the bathroom to wash out my mouth her only comment was...

"Oops!"




....and that was the end of THAT story.



(Btw, For this action, I was later awarded Full Red Wings with an Oakleaf Cluster)