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kane · 11-22-2006, 10:21 PM

Here is my simple to follow, foolproof guide that will require you to do little actual work.

Step #1- get a nic on GFY

Step #2- make a few hundred posts a day.

Step #3- stir up some drama or get involved in some drama of GFY.

Step #4- brag about how smart you are, how dumb everyone else is and how well you do. Doing #2-#4 will make you famous on GFY.

Step #5- sell your sig.

Step #6- piss off a few too many people and disappear for a few weeks.

Step #7- This one has a couple of options. First you pronounce yourself as being back from a big vacation or self imposed exile and tell everyone you are a new person as you apologize to those you have pissed off. Second, you do one of the following: A. post a great deal offering some kind of service like design work. When the orders roll in demand half the money up front. Take the money you get and disappear. or B. Announce how you have had some kind of tragedy in your life and you are now desperate for money. Open a paypal and epass account and get people to donate money to you thinking they are helping you out. You then take the money and disappear.

Step #7- Wait a few months, register with a new nic and start over again.

11-22-2006, 10:21 PM
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	Here is my simple to follow, foolproof guide that will require you to do little actual work. Step #1- get a nic on GFY Step #2- make a few hundred posts a day. Step #3- stir up some drama or get involved in some drama of GFY. Step #4- brag about how smart you are, how dumb everyone else is and how well you do. Doing #2-#4 will make you famous on GFY. Step #5- sell your sig. Step #6- piss off a few too many people and disappear for a few weeks. Step #7- This one has a couple of options. First you pronounce yourself as being back from a big vacation or self imposed exile and tell everyone you are a new person as you apologize to those you have pissed off. Second, you do one of the following: A. post a great deal offering some kind of service like design work. When the orders roll in demand half the money up front. Take the money you get and disappear. or B. Announce how you have had some kind of tragedy in your life and you are now desperate for money. Open a paypal and epass account and get people to donate money to you thinking they are helping you out. You then take the money and disappear. Step #7- Wait a few months, register with a new nic and start over again. Last edited by kane; 11-22-2006 at 10:22 PM..