who do you think is the funniest comedian around now?..
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I wanna say Kramer (Michael Richards) before anyone else does
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Man thats a toughie. Old or new? How about I throw out some faves for ideas..
Old: Richard Pryor, Redd Fox (80s) Eddie Murphy, Bill Hicks
Now: Carlos Mencia Larry The Cable Guy, Rodney Carrington
All time? Probably George Carlin. Fuckin Genius.Comment
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English: Ricky Gervais/Stephen Merchant American: Larry David/Steve Carrell))<>((Comment
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George Carlin...hands down.Comment
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Mitch Hedberg
Sample of Jokes- I like an escalator, man, 'cause an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. There would never be a "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, only "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the inconvenience."
- I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that day...
- This product that was on TV was available for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like a product that was available for three easy payments and one complicated payment. We can't tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is going to hard.
- I like cinnimon rolls, but I don't always have time to make a pan. That's why I wish they would sell cinnimon roll incense. After all I'd rather light a stick and have my roommate wake up with false hopes.
- My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so, Yeah."
- I rent a lot of cars, but I don't always know everything about them. So a lot of times, I drive for like ten miles with the emergency brake on. That doesn't say a lot for me, but it really doesn't say a lot for the emergency brake. It's really not an emergency brake, it's an emergency "make the car smell funny" lever.
- My fake plants died, because I did not pretend to water them
- I like the FedEx driver, because he's drug dealer and he don't even know it. And he's always on time!
- When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-size bed, wondering where my brother was.
- They said you can swear on XM radio. No shit, 'cause nobody can hear it. You can swear in the woods, too.
- I bought myself a parrot; the parrot talked, but it did not say "I'm hungry", so it died.
Mitch Hedberg's Official Website: www.mitchhedberg.net
R.I.P Mitch
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- I like an escalator, man, 'cause an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. There would never be a "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, only "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the inconvenience."
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Either Rodney Dangerfield or Richard Pryor. Both Great.Adult Copywriters
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George Carlin all time, and now? Dane Cook makes me laugh histericallyComment
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Carlos MenciaBrief revisit. (mic drop)Comment
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Post the funniest comedy clip you've seen.
Here are mine:
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Favorite of all time - Carlin. I'll pretend I didn't see his last HBO special, that’s how good he is.
Second place beating out Richard Pryor is Mitch Hedberg.
Mitch was funny even when he bombed, but he isn't for everyone.
I think I have heard everything Mitch Hedberg has ever done that has been recorded. I have listened to both of his albums countless times, and I would pay a ridiculous amount of money for some new stuff. RIP Mitch-
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i dunno alot.. I still love jackie chan's comedic stunts , chris rock and yeah rob Schneider...
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Mitch Hedberg
Sample of Jokes- I like an escalator, man, 'cause an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. There would never be a "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, only "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the inconvenience."
- I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that day...
- This product that was on TV was available for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like a product that was available for three easy payments and one complicated payment. We can't tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is going to hard.
- I like cinnimon rolls, but I don't always have time to make a pan. That's why I wish they would sell cinnimon roll incense. After all I'd rather light a stick and have my roommate wake up with false hopes.
- My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so, Yeah."
- I rent a lot of cars, but I don't always know everything about them. So a lot of times, I drive for like ten miles with the emergency brake on. That doesn't say a lot for me, but it really doesn't say a lot for the emergency brake. It's really not an emergency brake, it's an emergency "make the car smell funny" lever.
- My fake plants died, because I did not pretend to water them
- I like the FedEx driver, because he's drug dealer and he don't even know it. And he's always on time!
- When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-size bed, wondering where my brother was.
- They said you can swear on XM radio. No shit, 'cause nobody can hear it. You can swear in the woods, too.
- I bought myself a parrot; the parrot talked, but it did not say "I'm hungry", so it died.
Mitch Hedberg's Official Website: www.mitchhedberg.net
R.I.P Mitch
Heh heh, those are pretty good!
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- I like an escalator, man, 'cause an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. There would never be a "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, only "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the inconvenience."
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George Carlin and Steve Wright - absolutely brilliant comedians!TripleXPrint on Megan Fox
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Aside from those already listed...
Patton Oswalt
Louis CK
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Jim Carey for me
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