Funny story ! ! !

So

A man washed his trousers and had no iron to iron his trousers.
He wasn't married and forgot that he had broken his iron the day before.

And he recalled that he had seen the girl next door carring new iron home.

He desided to borrow it from her and went to her flat to do it.

While walking he had the following thoughts:
" I'll knock and she will open and stare at me
Then she'll invite me to come in for a cup of tea
Then we'll start kissing and will have sex
Then we'll date and soon I'll have to merry her
Then children will follow
Then quarrels about stupid little things
Then finally she'll sleep with someone else
and we'll devorse..."

She opened the door and he said
"Fuck you, bitch and your iron!!!"