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In my religion it just matters what kind of car you get hit by, the shinier the better. If the car gleams with the fury of a thousand suns, Lord Archiot will use his mighty mechanical arms and destroy the heathen car, then affix your broken body with new mechanical parts, augmenting you greatly. Lord Archiot hates dirty, dingy cars and will not spare your life if you were to be hit by one. In fact he would probably drain his oil on your dying body.
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