DATING RITUALS
WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
ITALIAN WOMEN
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-karat ring
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.
JEWISH WOMEN
First Date: You get dynamite head
Second Date: You get more great head
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen.
INDIAN WOMEN
First date: Meet her parents
Second date: Set the date of the wedding
Third date: Wedding night.
BLACK WOMEN
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner
Third Date: You get to pay her rent
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
MEXICAN WOMEN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car
Second Date: She's pregnant
Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.
The "POINT" .
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?
WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
ITALIAN WOMEN
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-karat ring
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.
JEWISH WOMEN
First Date: You get dynamite head
Second Date: You get more great head
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen.
INDIAN WOMEN
First date: Meet her parents
Second date: Set the date of the wedding
Third date: Wedding night.
BLACK WOMEN
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner
Third Date: You get to pay her rent
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
MEXICAN WOMEN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car
Second Date: She's pregnant
Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.
The "POINT" .
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?
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