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  • Klen
    • Aug 2006
    • 32234

    #1

    Daily joke

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    A father walks into a book store with his young son.

    The boy is holding a quarter.

    Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.

    The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.

    A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.

    At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the book store.

    Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.

    After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

    Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

    As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

    "No," the woman replied. "Divorce Attorney."
  • StickyGreen
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    • Oct 2003
    • 13076

    #2
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    • Spunky
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      • Jun 2002
      • 133978

      #3
      Heh heh..that was pretty good

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      • marko13
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        • Apr 2004
        • 7512

        #4
        hehhe.. nice one...
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        • gimo33
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2006
          • 5599

          #5
          lol... nice one
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          • pimplink
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2001
            • 9535

            #6
            That was funny! She sure knows hoe to get that quarter out!

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            • adultsection
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2006
              • 2991

              #7
              Heh Heh..

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              • axelcat
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                • Jun 2002
                • 25450

                #8

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                • shekinah
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2006
                  • 8452

                  #9
                  You got me buddy!

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                  • nAtuRaLbEautY
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                    • May 2006
                    • 6107

                    #10
                    lol...pretty funny!
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                    • marketsmart
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                      • Dec 2004
                      • 20419

                      #11
                      good one

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                      • VegasKingPin
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                        • Nov 2006
                        • 312

                        #12

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                        • sniperwolf
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                          • Mar 2005
                          • 17743

                          #13
                          lmao... nice stuff mate.. thanks for the laugh
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                          • Vitasoy
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                            • Oct 2003
                            • 58202

                            #14
                            that gave me a chuckle


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                            • Kimo
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                              • Jan 2006
                              • 11542

                              #15
                              holy shit that was classic
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                              • gecko
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                                • Jun 2002
                                • 21846

                                #16
                                lol......
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                                • martinsc
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                                  • Jun 2005
                                  • 27043

                                  #17
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                                  • StuBradley
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2002
                                    • 2625

                                    #18
                                    how the fuck do you choke on a quarter?

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                                    • calibra
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 4357

                                      #19

                                      A good one

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                                      • MyNameIsNobody
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                                        • Dec 2005
                                        • 2947

                                        #20
                                        yeah.. funny shit

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                                        • reynold
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                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 51271

                                          #21
                                          Holy shit!

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                                          • NinjaSteve
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                                            • Dec 2003
                                            • 11089

                                            #22
                                            haha funny
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