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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
Yeah, it must be hard to be a bouncer.

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It's a motherfucker BUT!!
Damn, do the chicks ever love you.
They know you will kick a guy out that's giving them shit and usher them to the front with no cover when there's a line.
The ugliest bouncer in the world gets laid in a decent town.
Gotta watch you back even when off work though...you never know when somebody you threw out comes back for revenge.
When someone would confront me on the street that I had thrown out I would say "I'm not working now, so I can't be fired for killing your ass right here and now". That always worked because I fucking meant it.