Back in the old days tobacco companies said "smoking is good for digestion". What they were saying in a nice way is "this stuff will make you shit".
It's true.
People take exlax and wait all day for something to happen but all they need is a three min smoke(add a cup of coffee for hyper-shit) and their colon will be cleansed in the nearest recepticle.
If it wasn't for smoking I would be carrying that 5 lb load I just squat for 3 days and feeling bloated with it poisoning me with toxins.
If smoking ever fails then a nice cold 40 of malt liquor will have you cleaned out the next morning.
I look young for my age because taking big shits keeps you looking healthy.
I see a lot of young people who look like their shit has backed up into the white of their eyes so I'm know I'm right.
It's true.
People take exlax and wait all day for something to happen but all they need is a three min smoke(add a cup of coffee for hyper-shit) and their colon will be cleansed in the nearest recepticle.
If it wasn't for smoking I would be carrying that 5 lb load I just squat for 3 days and feeling bloated with it poisoning me with toxins.
If smoking ever fails then a nice cold 40 of malt liquor will have you cleaned out the next morning.
I look young for my age because taking big shits keeps you looking healthy.
I see a lot of young people who look like their shit has backed up into the white of their eyes so I'm know I'm right.
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