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Daily joke
computer programming contest!!
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The Devil and Jesus decide that they are going to have a
computer-programming contest.
God counts down. . . 3, 2, 1, Go! and they begin typing and programming
furiously.
After a while, a tremendous lightning flash and thunder erupt and the
power goes off and
the contest is stopped.
After power is restored, God asks to see what the Devil has programmed
and the Devil
responds, ?C?mon God, the power went out we lost everything.?
God walks over to Jesus' computer and asks to see what he has done and
Jesus hits a key
and glorious graphics scroll across the screen and a multimedia routine
kicks in and the
Devil just looks on dumbfounded. He asks how could that be, the power
went off.
God replied, ?Jesus saves!?
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