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  • I'm wearing a bike helmet
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2003
    • 52

    #1

    Tom Cruise vs. AlienQ

    Tom Cruise: Famous celebrity.
    AlienQ: Thinks he is a famous celebrity.

    Tom Cruise: Self proclaimed expert in psychiatry.
    AlienQ: Self proclaimend expert in everything else.

    Tom Cruise: Believes in aliens.
    AlienQ: Believes he IS an alien.

    Tom Cruise: Jumps up and down on Oprah's couch ranting.
    AlienQ: Jumps up and down on his keyboard ranting.

    Tom Cruise: Verbally bashes Brooke Shields.
    AlienQ: Verbally bashes everyone else.

    Tom Cruise: Unable to grasp the idea of people needing meds for mental illness.
    AlienQ: Needs meds for mental illness.

    Tom Cruise: Good Looking.
    AlienQ: Thinks he's good looking.

    Tom Cruise: Currently running his mouth incessantly.
    AlienQ: Currently running his mouth incessantly.
  • polish_aristocrat
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2002
    • 40377

    #2
    I don't use ICQ anymore.

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    • polish_aristocrat
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jul 2002
      • 40377

      #3
      lol, even posters with

      Total Posts: 31 (0.05 posts per day)

      make fun of AlienQ
      I don't use ICQ anymore.

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      • Holly
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        • Jun 2003
        • 10017

        #4
        Fucken fabulous.
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        • Ice
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          • Nov 2002
          • 26053

          #5
          ROFLMAO..... Mark even has to laugh at this thread
          icq 1904905

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          • Tylo
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            • May 2002
            • 2108

            #6
            -ICQ# 119419008

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            • alias
              aliasx
              • Apr 2001
              • 19010

              #7
              AlienQueer
              https://porncorporation.com

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              • Pleasurepays
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                • Aug 2002
                • 11913

                #8
                Tom and Oprah Approved!!

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                • subVERSION
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                  • Jun 2005
                  • 235

                  #9
                  Lmao !!
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                  • taibo
                    Confirmed User
                    • May 2005
                    • 3720

                    #10
                    Originally posted by I'm wearing a bike helmet
                    Tom Cruise: Famous celebrity.
                    AlienQ: Thinks he is a famous celebrity.

                    Tom Cruise: Self proclaimed expert in psychiatry.
                    AlienQ: Self proclaimend expert in everything else.

                    Tom Cruise: Believes in aliens.
                    AlienQ: Believes he IS an alien.

                    Tom Cruise: Jumps up and down on Oprah's couch ranting.
                    AlienQ: Jumps up and down on his keyboard ranting.

                    Tom Cruise: Verbally bashes Brooke Shields.
                    AlienQ: Verbally bashes everyone else.

                    Tom Cruise: Unable to grasp the idea of people needing meds for mental illness.
                    AlienQ: Needs meds for mental illness.

                    Tom Cruise: Good Looking.
                    AlienQ: Thinks he's good looking.

                    Tom Cruise: Currently running his mouth incessantly.
                    AlienQ: Currently running his mouth incessantly.
                    good one

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                    • Janet Reno
                      Registered User
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 167

                      #11
                      Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                      lol, even posters with

                      Total Posts: 31 (0.05 posts per day)

                      make fun of AlienQ
                      I am just an "anon troll" apparently

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                      • Monique Niccole
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 5653

                        #12
                        too funny

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                        • Platinumpimp
                          Logos and such.
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 10214

                          #13
                          He obviously didn't change his attitude after his first banning.
                          I design logo's.

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                          • I'm wearing a bike helmet
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Nov 2003
                            • 52

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Janet Reno
                            I am just an "anon troll" apparently
                            i got love for ya nig

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                            • sniperwolf
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 17743

                              #15
                              wtf?...LOL
                              ~Accepting design works~

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                              • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                • Jul 2004
                                • 38323

                                #16
                                Pretty damn funny...

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                                • Icon
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2004
                                  • 1757

                                  #17

                                  Icon
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                                  • naugthygUrL
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                                    • Feb 2005
                                    • 3448

                                    #18
                                    hahahaha thanks for the good laugh

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                                    • Michaelious
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                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 6720

                                      #19
                                      very similar indeed

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                                      • Relish XXX
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Dec 2004
                                        • 4904

                                        #20
                                        Two other people with similarities:

                                        John F Kennedy and Abraham Lincoln

                                        >>
                                        >>
                                        >> > Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can
                                        >> >
                                        >> >
                                        >> > Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
                                        >> >
                                        >> > John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
                                        >> >
                                        >> >
                                        >> >
                                        >> > Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
                                        >> >
                                        >> > John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
                                        >> >
                                        >> >
                                        >> >
                                        >> > Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
                                        >> >
                                        >> > Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
                                        >> >
                                        >> >
                                        >> >
                                        >> > Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
                                        >> >
                                        >> > Both Presidents were shot in the head.
                                        >> >
                                        >> >
                                        >> >
                                        >> > Now it gets really weird.
                                        >> >
                                        >> >
                                        >> >
                                        >> > Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
                                        >> >
                                        >> > Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
                                        >> >
                                        >> >
                                        >> >
                                        >> > Both were assassinated by Southerners.
                                        >> >
                                        >> > Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
                                        >> >
                                        >> >
                                        >> >
                                        >> > Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
                                        >> >
                                        >> > Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
                                        >> >
                                        >> >
                                        >> >
                                        >> > John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
                                        >> >
                                        >> > Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
                                        >> >
                                        >> >
                                        >> >
                                        >> > Both assassins were known by their three names.
                                        >> >
                                        >> > Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
                                        >> >
                                        >> >
                                        >> > Now hang on to your seat.
                                        >> >
                                        >> >
                                        >> >
                                        >> > Lincoln was shot at the theatre named 'Ford.'
                                        >> >
                                        >> > Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'
                                        >> >
                                        >> >
                                        >> >
                                        >> > Lincoln was shot in a theatre and his assassin ran and
                                        >> >
                                        >> > hid in a warehouse.
                                        >> >
                                        >> > Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran
                                        >> >
                                        >> > and hid in a theatre.
                                        >> >
                                        >> >
                                        >> >
                                        >> > Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
                                        >> >
                                        >> >
                                        >> >
                                        >> > And here's the kicker...
                                        >> >
                                        >> >
                                        >> >
                                        >> > A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe,
                                        >> >
                                        >> > Maryland
                                        >> >
                                        >> > A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
                                        >> >
                                        >> >
                                        >> >
                                        >> > Weird eh? Send this to as many people as you can,
                                        >> >
                                        >> > because: this is one history lesson people don't mind reading.

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                                        • DamageX
                                          Marketing & Strategy
                                          • Jun 2001
                                          • 14293

                                          #21
                                          Whitehat is for chumps

                                          If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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                                          • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                            best designer on GFY
                                            • Mar 2003
                                            • 30307

                                            #22

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                                            • Ace_luffy
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                                              • Feb 2005
                                              • 12167

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by AlienQ

                                              i love this one ..... LoL


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                                              • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                best designer on GFY
                                                • Mar 2003
                                                • 30307

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Relish XXX
                                                Two other people with similarities:

                                                John F Kennedy and Abraham Lincoln

                                                >>
                                                >>
                                                >> > Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can
                                                >> >
                                                >> >
                                                >> > Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
                                                >> >
                                                >> > John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
                                                >> >
                                                >> >
                                                >> >
                                                >> > Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
                                                >> >
                                                >> > John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
                                                >> >
                                                >> >
                                                >> >
                                                >> > Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
                                                >> >
                                                >> > Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
                                                >> >
                                                >> >
                                                >> >
                                                >> > Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
                                                >> >
                                                >> > Both Presidents were shot in the head.
                                                >> >
                                                >> >
                                                >> >
                                                >> > Now it gets really weird.
                                                >> >
                                                >> >
                                                >> >
                                                >> > Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
                                                >> >
                                                >> > Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
                                                >> >
                                                >> >
                                                >> >
                                                >> > Both were assassinated by Southerners.
                                                >> >
                                                >> > Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
                                                >> >
                                                >> >
                                                >> >
                                                >> > Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
                                                >> >
                                                >> > Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
                                                >> >
                                                >> >
                                                >> >
                                                >> > John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
                                                >> >
                                                >> > Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
                                                >> >
                                                >> >
                                                >> >
                                                >> > Both assassins were known by their three names.
                                                >> >
                                                >> > Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
                                                >> >
                                                >> >
                                                >> > Now hang on to your seat.
                                                >> >
                                                >> >
                                                >> >
                                                >> > Lincoln was shot at the theatre named 'Ford.'
                                                >> >
                                                >> > Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'
                                                >> >
                                                >> >
                                                >> >
                                                >> > Lincoln was shot in a theatre and his assassin ran and
                                                >> >
                                                >> > hid in a warehouse.
                                                >> >
                                                >> > Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran
                                                >> >
                                                >> > and hid in a theatre.
                                                >> >
                                                >> >
                                                >> >
                                                >> > Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
                                                >> >
                                                >> >
                                                >> >
                                                >> > And here's the kicker...
                                                >> >
                                                >> >
                                                >> >
                                                >> > A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe,
                                                >> >
                                                >> > Maryland
                                                >> >
                                                >> > A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
                                                >> >
                                                >> >
                                                >> >
                                                >> > Weird eh? Send this to as many people as you can,
                                                >> >
                                                >> > because: this is one history lesson people don't mind reading.

                                                WTF? IMpossible

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                                                • SilverTab
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                  • 5060

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by AlienQ
                                                  WTF? IMpossible

                                                  kinda hard to believe, indeed....
                                                  I wonder how much of this is actually true
                                                  mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation
                                                  but hey still! need php? ICQ: 94586959

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                                                  • MetaMan
                                                    I AM WEB 2.0
                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                    • 28682

                                                    #26
                                                    careful you are bashing the worlds best designer!

                                                    you know what happens when you bash the worlds best designer!!!!!!!!!????????



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                                                    • Mutt
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                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                      • 34431

                                                      #27
                                                      I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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                                                      • FilthyRob
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                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                        • 6741

                                                        #28
                                                        Good one!
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                                                        • MetaMan
                                                          I AM WEB 2.0
                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                          • 28682

                                                          #29
                                                          be careful AlienQ is the l33test poster on GFY, he can ruin your entire adult industry career within a snap of opening photoshop!

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                                                          • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                            best designer on GFY
                                                            • Mar 2003
                                                            • 30307

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                            be careful AlienQ is the l33test poster on GFY, he can ruin your entire adult industry career within a snap of opening photoshop!
                                                            And you are one dumb hiding whinny bitch...

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                                                            • Metalsound
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                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                              • 880

                                                              #31
                                                              Rolfmao!!!!!!
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                                                              • LittleSassy
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                                                                • May 2005
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                                                                #32

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                                                                • IwantU Bryan
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                                                                  • Jan 2005
                                                                  • 1764

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Ajajaja
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                                                                  • candyflip
                                                                    Carpe Visio
                                                                    • Jul 2002
                                                                    • 43072

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Thanks for making me laugh.

                                                                    Spend you some brain.
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                                                                    • I'm wearing a bike helmet
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                      • 52

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                      be careful AlienQ is the l33test poster on GFY, he can ruin your entire adult industry career within a snap of opening photoshop!

                                                                      yes, I know.... I'm fearing the mighty ALien.

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                                                                      • nico-t
                                                                        emperor of my world
                                                                        • Aug 2004
                                                                        • 29901

                                                                        #36

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                                                                        • alec
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                                                                          • Jun 2005
                                                                          • 1877

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Surprisingly, looks like people here still loves this GFY proclaimed celebrity.. ;)

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