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Old 11-10-2006, 03:48 PM  
scardog
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Originally Posted by Lenny2 View Post
It was Legend Video.

They don't shoot their own stuff, they just make compilation titles out of other people's shoots, so that makes them a secondary producer.
My imaginary scenario: FBI guys show up. The guy at the shop whips out his printed secondary producer protection, holds it proudly in front of him, expecting the FBI guys to leave dejectedly. FBI guy says let me read that while we are shining a flashlight in your orafices and seeing if you may have rolling papers lying around anywhere. Upon reading it he says "Hmmm, We will get back to you on this." "I need to go to the bathroom, where is it?" says the FBI guy. "first door on the left" says the shop guy. A minute or two later FBI guy emerges from the bathroom while another FBI guy has his gloved hand all the way up the arse of the shop guy. "Excuse me" says the FBI guy, "you are out of toilet paper, can I borrow that piece of paper you showed me when we got here?"
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