I just saw BatMan Begins -- That movie Sucked

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  • clickhappy
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    • Mar 2004
    • 4027

    #1

    I just saw BatMan Begins -- That movie Sucked

    lots of spoilers below, if you dont want to read them go back


















    I almost fell asleep, it was so boring. I considered walking out because it was long and dull.
    Why are people saying this movie was so great? Some of the fight scenes were good, especially the one where Bruce refused to kill that guy was awesome, and the visuals were good but thats it.

    A bunch of asian ninja guys who live in huts and caves in the middle of nowhere, asia have no phone or tv or anything, but they know Gotham city, a city in america, has a high crime rate. And they want to bring justice to the city, by killing all the innocent people in it.

    But these ninjas, who live in a cave in the mountains of fartfuck China, somehow have tons of money to give to pay the mob and all the cops off.

    So the police, who are ALL corrupt(??), release murderers and rapists out of the asylum because theyre being paid to. Not because they care if these criminals will hurt innocent people or hurt their own families or anything.

    Batman has all these cool mini exploisives in his weaponry but doesnt use any of them. All he uses are his batarangs and his rope. So lame.

    Scarecrow started out fucking awesome, but he was stopped with a stun gun? And he stayed down the rest of the movie?
    What the fuck?
    And he turned out to be just a secondary villain. He would have been cool if they made him the focus, like they did with the green goblin in spiderman.
    Bouncing around from him to the Liam Neesan guy as the villains was confusing.

    When the train is headed towards the Wayne building, that old guy and his team in the building just sit there, waiting for the train to come and hit them and blow them up. He doesnt run to save himself or anything, his whole group stays.

    That movie was lame. Spiderman was 100x better and more entertaining and actually made sense. Xmen was better too.

    Katie Holmes looked hot though. In her last scene you can see her hard nipples through her blouse.

    From 1 to 10 I give it a 5. disappointing
  • RuthB
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    • May 2005
    • 7248

    #2
    different strokes for different folks - personally I think that movie was awesome - you should check out the comics sometime, maybe then things'd make a little more sense, who knows..
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    • BobG
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      • Nov 2003
      • 4274

      #3
      Spiderman sucked compared to this movie which was really good. Made spiderman look goofy actually. Also, Katie homes looked average just like her character was meant to look. You're right, Scarecrow was tight. The only things I didn't like were the gratuious car chase scene and then when Lian Neeson (the end-all master ninja of them all) and Batman square up in the train at the end....Neeson puts up his dukes like some Guido in 1950's bar room fistfight. That part evoked an instant chuckle. Otherwise I liked the darkness and non-kiddyshit tone of the movie, unlike spiderman and Xmen

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      • NoCarrier
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        • Mar 2002
        • 16356

        #4
        Originally posted by clickhappy
        Why are people saying this movie was so great?
        That's because you love the "fag" batman version where he's more colorful and feminine. And you also miss Robin. Did you get a manicure after or before the movie?

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        • clickhappy
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          • Mar 2004
          • 4027

          #5
          Originally posted by BobG
          The only things I didn't like were the gratuious car chase scene and then when Lian Neeson (the end-all master ninja of them all) and Batman square up in the train at the end....Neeson puts up his dukes like some Guido in 1950's bar room fistfight. That part evoked an instant chuckle.
          That was another thing. that Fucking car scene was long and dumb, he leads them on a chase throughout gotham and is headed right towards the Wayne mansion and loses them right before going into the bat cave. And they dont keep looking to follow him or anything, or guess that he's somehow around the wayne estate.

          About Neeson, in the beginning when he was training Bruce, didnt it look like you were watching Star Wars? They were wearing Star Wars outfits and Liam was talking to Bruce like "use the force."

          But you know what else is bad, Liam's character was so badly written that I dont even know his name. Do you know his character's name?
          All I know is "Liam Neeson.", I dont even know the villains name.
          I know Scarecrow name though. He was badass, but as soon as he started to get good he was taken out, by a chick.

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          • FilthyRob
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            • Feb 2004
            • 6741

            #6
            This is the first bad review I think I have seen
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            • clickhappy
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              • Mar 2004
              • 4027

              #7
              Originally posted by NoCarrier
              That's because you love the "fag" batman version where he's more colorful and feminine. And you also miss Robin. Did you get a manicure after or before the movie?
              Hey I was siked about this movie going in. I thought there was going to be tons of fight scenes and he was going to be like a ninja, like Snakeeyes from GI Joe kind of thing, but the fight scenes were short and small. I wanted more action and less intense conversations.

              Scarecrow was so cool and freaky but he taken down by fucking Katie Holmes, in 1 shot of her girly stun gun. and the main Villain was so dumb in his reasoning I couldnt take him seriously.

              The villain is seeking justice by killing everyone who lives in Gotham? YOu eat that up?
              That was retarted.
              Last edited by clickhappy; 06-28-2005, 02:47 PM.

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              • NoCarrier
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                • Mar 2002
                • 16356

                #8
                Originally posted by clickhappy
                Hey I was siked about this movie going in. I thought there was going to be tons of fight scenes and he was going to be like a ninja, like Snakeeyes from GI Joe kind of thing, but the fight scenes were short and small. I wanted more action and less intense conversations.

                Scarecrow was so cool and freaky but he taken down by fucking Katie Holmes, in 1 shot of her girly stun gun. and the main Villain was so dumb in his reasoning I couldnt take him seriously.

                The villain is seeking justice by killing everyone who lives in Gotham? YOu eat that up?
                That was retarted.
                That's because you love the "fag" batman version where he's more colorful and feminine. And you also miss Robin. Did you get a manicure after or before the movie?

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                • BobG
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                  • Nov 2003
                  • 4274

                  #9
                  Originally posted by clickhappy
                  That was another thing. that Fucking car scene was long and dumb, he leads them on a chase throughout gotham and is headed right towards the Wayne mansion and loses them right before going into the bat cave. And they dont keep looking to follow him or anything, or guess that he's somehow around the wayne estate.

                  About Neeson, in the beginning when he was training Bruce, didnt it look like you were watching Star Wars? They were wearing Star Wars outfits and Liam was talking to Bruce like "use the force."

                  But you know what else is bad, Liam's character was so badly written that I dont even know his name. Do you know his character's name?
                  All I know is "Liam Neeson.", I dont even know the villains name.
                  I know Scarecrow name though. He was badass, but as soon as he started to get good he was taken out, by a chick.
                  Funny and true. I dont remembe Neesons characters name. I was just calling him Quai Gon after the movie. But yes, also very Jedi-like. But still far better than the other childish beaver-like Batman movies of recent past. To me, the car chase scene in Batman was like The Matrix 3 was to the Matrix. They went from intriguing philisophical dialogues and deep theoretical constructs to 2.5 hours of Battle Star Galactica.

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                  • just a punk
                    So fuckin' bored
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 32385

                    #10
                    Can't say it was really good movie. But I also can't say that I'm regreting about a time I spent to watch it.
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                    • TurboTrucker
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                      • Jan 2003
                      • 2363

                      #11
                      That's pretty much how I saw it the whole first hour was incredibly boring, the second hour was ok, but the whole story was just ridiculous.

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                      • V_RocKs
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                        • Nov 2003
                        • 32451

                        #12
                        Originally posted by WEGRuth
                        different strokes for different folks - personally I think that movie was awesome - you should check out the comics sometime, maybe then things'd make a little more sense, who knows..
                        It is like I tell my 16 year old daughter... "If you have to explain it, it isn't interesting or funny."

                        I think this falls into that same category.

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                        • UniversalPass Pete
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                          • Dec 2004
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                          #13
                          I kind of figured the batman thing has been done to death!


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                          • sniperwolf
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                            • Mar 2005
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                            #14
                            errr... are you looking for a true to life story?
                            I mean it's from DC comics right?
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                            • wedouglas
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                              • Aug 2004
                              • 5921

                              #15
                              you need to read the frank miller comics.

                              the movie was awsome and nearly everyone i know liked it and thought the same.

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                              • tungsten
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                                • Mar 2004
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                                #16
                                movie was good what are you talking about
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                                • wedouglas
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                                  • Aug 2004
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                  That's because you love the "fag" batman version where he's more colorful and feminine. And you also miss Robin. Did you get a manicure after or before the movie?

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                                  • wedouglas
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                                    • Aug 2004
                                    • 5921

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by wedouglas
                                    you need to read the frank miller comics.

                                    the movie was awsome and nearly everyone i know liked it and thought the same.
                                    i withdraw my frank miller comic statement.

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                                    • Bansheelinks
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                                      • Apr 2003
                                      • 6023

                                      #19
                                      Batman Begins was brilliant. End of story.

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                                      • maxdaname
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                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 5193

                                        #20
                                        So...you rather watch a movies with neons everywhere (AND on the batmobile, you know, so ppl NOTICE him & his pimped out ride.) and with a batman who's wearing a rubber suit with nipples on them... ?

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                                        • wedouglas
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                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 5921

                                          #21
                                          i keep getting new ideas. anyway, the movie is true to the comic and you must remember that itis called batman begins. it is about how he became batman. you cant expect it to start off with batman kicking ass and no back story. if you want more info and Ras Al Guhl, youll need to read the comics.

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                                          having scarecrow defeated by a tazer isnt anyhting crazy. hes just a normal wimpy doctor. the villans arent like villans from spiderman or superman. there are no special powers in batman.

                                          also, batman was never big on using explosives or guns. he used a grapling hook and those bat shaped ninja stars. and if he did use weapons late ron, he sure as hell wouldnt of have them developed yet. its "batman begins" not "batman in the middle of his career"

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                                          • natas
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                                            • Mar 2002
                                            • 3377

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                            That's because you love the "fag" batman version where he's more colorful and feminine. And you also miss Robin. Did you get a manicure after or before the movie?
                                            NoCarrier - I haven't laughed so hard in a long time

                                            people...hello? It's a film of a COMIC BOOK

                                            I went and saw the film just last night and it kicked major ass.

                                            always been a fan of the comics/graphic novels...i loved it.

                                            fuck the haters
                                            Last edited by natas; 06-28-2005, 04:31 PM.

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                                            • Bansheelinks
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                                              • Apr 2003
                                              • 6023

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by natas
                                              NoCarrier - I haven't laughed so hard in a long time

                                              I went and saw the film just last night and it kicked major ass.

                                              always been a fan of the comics/graphic novels...i loved it.

                                              fuck the haters
                                              Batman Begins was simply amazing.

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                                              • wedouglas
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                                                • Aug 2004
                                                • 5921

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Bansheelinks
                                                Batman Begins was simply amazing.

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                                                • clickhappy
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                                                  • Mar 2004
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by wedouglas
                                                  having scarecrow defeated by a tazer isnt anyhting crazy. hes just a normal wimpy doctor. the villans arent like villans from spiderman or superman. there are no special powers in batman.
                                                  I guess youre right. And if the tazer didn't work, she could have thrown one of her tampons at him and hit him in the head, would've knocking him out cold.

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                                                  • clickhappy
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                                                    • Mar 2004
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by sniperwolf
                                                    errr... are you looking for a true to life story?
                                                    I mean it's from DC comics right?
                                                    errrr...I'm comparing a bad comic book movie to a good comic book movie.
                                                    And questioning the glowing reviews it got.

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                                                    • AdultNex
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                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                      • 8985

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by clickhappy
                                                      I guess youre right. And if the tazer didn't work, she could have thrown one of her tampons at him and hit him in the head, would've knocking him out cold.
                                                      Mmm... Katie Holme's tampon.

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                                                      • Janet Reno
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                                                        • Oct 2002
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                                                        #28
                                                        no one wants to hear your mindless opinion anyways, fuck off

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                                                        • shann
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                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                          • 896

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by wedouglas
                                                          i keep getting new ideas. anyway, the movie is true to the comic and you must remember that itis called batman begins. it is about how he became batman. you cant expect it to start off with batman kicking ass and no back story. if you want more info and Ras Al Guhl, youll need to read the comics.

                                                          SPOILERS SKIP










                                                          having scarecrow defeated by a tazer isnt anyhting crazy. hes just a normal wimpy doctor. the villans arent like villans from spiderman or superman. there are no special powers in batman.

                                                          also, batman was never big on using explosives or guns. he used a grapling hook and those bat shaped ninja stars. and if he did use weapons late ron, he sure as hell wouldnt of have them developed yet. its "batman begins" not "batman in the middle of his career"

                                                          EXACTLY he was just a DR not trained in the League of Shadows... he got a taser in the face of course he was knocked out but I was under the impression he was not dead, just out.
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                                                          • clickhappy
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                                                            • Mar 2004
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Janet Reno
                                                            no one wants to hear your mindless opinion anyways, fuck off
                                                            ok, cuz I really give a shit what a 46 post troll has to say

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                                                            • Janet Reno
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                                                              • Oct 2002
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by clickhappy
                                                              ok, cuz I really give a shit what a 46 post troll has to say
                                                              what part of fuck off did you have a hard time understanding?

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