I LOVE Little Brown Asses

Ok, I've stayed out of it long enough.

It ALL goes to prostitutes. I haven't slept with anyone other than a professional whore in I don't remember how long. Not because I am unattractive. Not because I hate women. Not because I do not have the charm to woo a woman properly.

It is because I LIKE FUCKING GIRLS. And I get to have GREAT sex with a DIFFERENT goddess-like woman every single time, obligation free. It's fucking wonderful. No one is shy, and since it's the first time (and often the only time) every time, we can try anything that suits our fancy - usually MY fancy.

The girl is ALWAYS in the mood. There is no guilt, no shame, no headaches. She is great at what she does, she makes me feel like a billion dollars, and I get to cum whereever the mood strikes me. And she SMILES while she cleans it up.

Now, I'm not an unconsiderate John. I usually like for my girl to have a good time as well, and I do what I can to make that happen. If she has a good time, all the better.

I don't have to pay for sex. I WANT TO. I have no patience for games. I have plenty of good, solid relationships (that I haven't fucked up with sex). I want a professional (and beautiful ones at that) taking care of me. I want the best sex the world has to offer. In fact, I'm so worked up writing this right now, I think I'll go get laid.

(See, easy as that. It's genius.)

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