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  • mrgica
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    • Jan 2004
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    ALIEN mummy found in Egyptian pyramid!!!

    SPACE ALIEN MUMMY STUNS SCIENTISTS!
    Linen-wrapped extraterrestrial corpse found in Egyptian pyramid

    LAHUN, EGYPT -- Officials have quietly covered up what may be the most stunning archaeological discovery of all time: The body of a perfectly preserved, carefully mummified space alien found buried in an ancient pyramid!

    The 5-foot-3-inch creature was discovered on January 7 near Lahun by an archaeologist exploring a small pyramid near the 12th Dynasty pyramid of Senusret II, but little public mention of the extraordinary find has been made.

    "The mummy dates from about 1880 B.C. and is humanoid, but clearly not human," says a source in the Egyptian Department of Antiquities, who provided details and photographs of the find but spoke under condition of anonymity.

    "It's unclear what sex it was, but we do know it had unusual reptilian-type skin, no external ears and overly large, almond-shaped eyes.

    "The mummy's tomb inscriptions showed it was a counselor to the king named Osirunet, which means 'star- or heaven-sent.' The body was mummified and buried with great respect and care, accompanied by a number of strange objects that we cannot identify."

    The alien mummy was unearthed by Dr. Viktor Lubek, a Czechoslovakian citizen and retired professor from the University of Pennsylvania, according to the Egyptian source.

    The archaeologist located its hidden burial chamber while investigating a small pyramid to the south of the main pyramid at the Senusret II site thought to contain the pharaoh's queen.

    "It was apparent from the outset that this tomb contained someone extraordinary because the mummy had been preserved in a very unusual manner," the Egyptian source says.

    "There was a mixture of gold and clay coating the corpse, and remaining vestiges of a linen-type cloth covered the being's skin.

    "Objects inside the tomb included devices made of a tough synthetic-type material that no one has been able to identify, and the uses of these strange machine-like items are a complete mystery.

    "No one's ever seen anything like this in any Egyptian tomb."

    The source says the bizarre find has caused consternation among Egyptian officials, who want to cover it up until a plausible explanation can be found for the strange mummy.

    The government has consulted a number of respected archaeologists, but to date none can explain the artifact in ordinary terms.

    "The truth is, almost every expert who has seen this mummy has concluded it's not of earthly origin," the source says.

    "There's a feeling this is an extraterrestrial who somehow ended up advising an Egyptian king. But everyone in the government is shying away from that conclusion because it backs up wacky New Age ideas that the ancient Egyptians had help from space aliens in building their extraordinary civilization.

    "The Egyptians refuse to believe their heritage came from outer space," he said.

    The mummy is slated to be flown to a university in Florida where specialists will examine it more closely.
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  • Screaming
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    • Feb 2004
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    #2
    where are the pics?

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    • Tom_PM
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      • Feb 2005
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      #3
      Pics?? I want to see an alien mummy.
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      • Red Ezra
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        #4
        yeah yeah yeah - blah blah blah

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        • sniperwolf
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          • Mar 2005
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          #5
          hmmm.. okay...
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          • emthree
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            #6
            That was your mother

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            • mrgica
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              #7
              Fuck it dude, lets go bowling

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              • smack
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                #8
                links? pics? come on, throw me something reputable here.
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                • mrgica
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                  • Jan 2004
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                  #9
                  Fuck it dude, lets go bowling

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                  • mrgica
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by mrgica
                    hotlink shit
                    Last edited by mrgica; 06-27-2005, 08:34 PM.
                    Fuck it dude, lets go bowling

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                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                      • Jul 2004
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                      #11
                      This is an article from the World Weekly News - a National Enquirer type tabloid journal.

                      No credibilty whatsoever. As if...

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                      • reynold
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                        • Oct 2002
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                        #12
                        How would they no that it's a space alien?

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                        • NaughtyRob
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                          #13
                          Edit: nevermind.
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                          • NaughtyRob
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                            This is an article from the World Weekly News - a National Enquirer type tabloid journal.

                            No credibilty whatsoever. As if...

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                            ah fuck! Dammit. lol
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                            • Pornwolf
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                              #15
                              I also read an Angel just got struck by lightening.
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                              • WiredGuy
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                This is an article from the World Weekly News - a National Enquirer type tabloid journal.

                                No credibilty whatsoever. As if...

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                                Bingo...
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                                • FilthyRob
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                                  #17
                                  No mummy pics?
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                                  • SmokeyTheBear
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                                    • Jun 2004
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                                    #18
                                    hatisblack at yahoo.com

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                                    • Greg B
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                                      • Jul 2001
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                                      #19
                                      Don't laugh, the Weekly World News has had the funniest damned headlines! I've seen people burst out laughing in the checkout lines just reading them.

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                                      • taibo
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                        that thing got a big ass head.

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                                        • xxxdesign-net
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                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 10129

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                          lol.. what the shit is that? That's like 2 feet tall..

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                                          • Babagirls
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                                            • Feb 2001
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                                            #22
                                            its either

                                            A) a man made dummy
                                            or
                                            B) a child born back then with a deformity.




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                                            • xxxdesign-net
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                                              • Nov 2002
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Babagirls
                                              B) a child born back then with a deformity.

                                              That thing has the symmetry of an adult...

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                                              • Vitasoy
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                                                • Oct 2003
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                                Whoa that's actually pretty cool


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                                                • pornguy
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                                                  #25
                                                  The head looks a bit too big, but if you look at the hand holding it, there is no way, that it is 5ft tall.
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                                                  • VKLS Lutz
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                                                    #26
                                                    I love "Weekly World News". Simply the best newspaper

                                                    http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/

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                                                    FANNY -- Please don't name your daughter after the human butt.
                                                    TUCKER -- Stay away from names that obviously rhyme with curse words that could be used against your child.
                                                    WOLFGANG -- Other kids don't care about your Medieval German background; to them, it's just plain weird.
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                                                    HARRY -- Especially if the child's last name is Cox, Beaver or Peters.
                                                    PRECIOUS -- Any name that's a compliment, especially a delicate one, is practically like holding up a sign saying "I dare you to hit me."
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                                                    • Manowar
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                      This is an article from the World Weekly News - a National Enquirer type tabloid journal.

                                                      No credibilty whatsoever. As if...

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                                                      i thought so

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                                                      • nofx
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                                                        #28
                                                        its true , it has to be

                                                        its science

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                                                        • BIGTYMER
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                                                          #29
                                                          crazy fucking pic.

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                                                          • V_RocKs
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                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                            • 32451

                                                            #30


                                                            There are no space aliens here and Saddam would like to express his fondness for mummies.

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                                                            • CheeseFrog
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                                                              • Dec 2003
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                                              If that's a real extraterrestrial corpse, I think the real wonder would be the dude in the gloves with the 24" pinky-to-thumb span.
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                                                              • Sam Granger
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                                                                #32
                                                                Head of child was probably wrapped tightly with linnen or some other kind of fabric and grew that way - same has happened to various pigeon breeds. Quite easy to do as long as the child is young when you do it!

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                                                                • CheeseFrog
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Sam Granger
                                                                  Head of child was probably wrapped tightly with linnen or some other kind of fabric and grew that way - same has happened to various pigeon breeds. Quite easy to do as long as the child is young when you do it!
                                                                  That, or they've finally located Arsenio Hall's great^16 grandfather. Now if they could only locate his career.
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                                                                  • pornkitten
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    I want to go to Egypt one day and get in the pyramids. The mummys might scare me though ick I think aliens mized there dna with ours
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                                                                    • JFK
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by CheeseFrog
                                                                      That, or they've finally located Arsenio Hall's great^16 grandfather. Now if they could only locate his career.
                                                                      now , what made you think of him??.........I would like to sort of follow your convoluted train of thought

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                                                                      • CheeseFrog
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by JFK
                                                                        now , what made you think of him??.........I would like to sort of follow your convoluted train of thought
                                                                        That big ass cranium just reminded me of Arsenio's "slap mah fro bro!" hairdo from back in the day...
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                                                                        • JFK
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by CheeseFrog
                                                                          That big ass cranium just reminded me of Arsenio's "slap mah fro bro!" hairdo from back in the day...
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by mrgica
                                                                            LOL half cod half man huh

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                                                                            • Machete_
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by VKLS Lutz
                                                                              I love "Weekly World News". Simply the best newspaper

                                                                              http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/

                                                                              ---
                                                                              (from the site):
                                                                              TOP 10 BABY NAMES GUARANTEED TO GET YOUR KID BEATEN UP!

                                                                              By MARK MILLER

                                                                              THE NATIONAL Research Institute has just completed its annual survey of elementary and junior high school playground fights and is making public its finding of the 10 names kids have who are most frequently beaten up by their classmates! Please avoid:
                                                                              DICK -- Avoid giving your children a slang name for male or female genitalia. GAY or GAYLORD -- Would you name your child "Homo"?
                                                                              FANNY -- Please don't name your daughter after the human butt.
                                                                              TUCKER -- Stay away from names that obviously rhyme with curse words that could be used against your child.
                                                                              WOLFGANG -- Other kids don't care about your Medieval German background; to them, it's just plain weird.
                                                                              ROSEPETAL HUMMINGBIRD -- Your hippie brain of spiritual wonder won't fly with today's first-graders.
                                                                              HARRY -- Especially if the child's last name is Cox, Beaver or Peters.
                                                                              PRECIOUS -- Any name that's a compliment, especially a delicate one, is practically like holding up a sign saying "I dare you to hit me."
                                                                              ADOLF -- What's wrong -- were "Osama" and "Saddam" already taken?
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                                                                              • Digibucks
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                some kinda conehead mummy huh
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                                                                                • michel
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  LAHUN, is that our French page?

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                                                                                  • VKLS Lutz
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by ebus_dk
                                                                                    My middle name is wolfgang

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                                                                                      #43
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        okay.. maybe interesting but too few details about this..


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                                                                                        • bhutocracy
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Babagirls
                                                                                          its either

                                                                                          A) a man made dummy
                                                                                          or
                                                                                          B) a child born back then with a deformity.
                                                                                          or headbinding.. it was prevalent in a lot of ancient cultures.

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                                                                                              • loverboy
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                                                                                                • May 2003
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Alien Citizen? lol

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                                                                                                • Metalsound
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by VKLS Lutz
                                                                                                  I love "Weekly World News". Simply the best newspaper

                                                                                                  http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/

                                                                                                  ---
                                                                                                  (from the site):
                                                                                                  TOP 10 BABY NAMES GUARANTEED TO GET YOUR KID BEATEN UP!

                                                                                                  By MARK MILLER

                                                                                                  THE NATIONAL Research Institute has just completed its annual survey of elementary and junior high school playground fights and is making public its finding of the 10 names kids have who are most frequently beaten up by their classmates! Please avoid:
                                                                                                  DICK -- Avoid giving your children a slang name for male or female genitalia. GAY or GAYLORD -- Would you name your child "Homo"?
                                                                                                  FANNY -- Please don't name your daughter after the human butt.
                                                                                                  TUCKER -- Stay away from names that obviously rhyme with curse words that could be used against your child.
                                                                                                  WOLFGANG -- Other kids don't care about your Medieval German background; to them, it's just plain weird.
                                                                                                  ROSEPETAL HUMMINGBIRD -- Your hippie brain of spiritual wonder won't fly with today's first-graders.
                                                                                                  HARRY -- Especially if the child's last name is Cox, Beaver or Peters.
                                                                                                  PRECIOUS -- Any name that's a compliment, especially a delicate one, is practically like holding up a sign saying "I dare you to hit me."
                                                                                                  ADOLF -- What's wrong -- were "Osama" and "Saddam" already taken?
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