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Old 11-30-2002, 11:12 AM  
run
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so everybody would wonder why is it so special.
and keep guessing.... although theres no answer....


heres a joke i got by email some days ago, not sure if anybody knows it:




a blond girl and a lawyer are sitting on the plane. Lawyer offers to play a game just to push the time. Blond one does not like the idea cuz shes tired. Still the lawyer insists:

"youll see its very simple: i ask you a question and if you dont know the answer you give me $5. And vice versa. "

She refuses again.

"OK, if i dont answer ill give you $500 and if you dont answer then you give me only $5". The girl finally agrees.

Lawyers question: whats the distance between moon and earth? She quetly gives him $5 and asks:

"What uses 3 legs to go up the mountain and four legs to go down?"

Lawyer is thinking for hours, searches the internet over his laptop, calls his friends etc. Still dont know the answer.

Blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep.
Lawyer: "so whats the answer????"

Blonde takes $5 out of her purse, hands it to the lawyer and goes back to sleep



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