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jimthefiend · 11-07-2006, 05:33 PM

Fade in to dude coming home from Walmart.

He puts the food and DVDS away quickly, then heads to his home office.

<insert scary muzac here>

As he sits down to see the error messages resulting from the fact that his internet connection is down, blood begins to drip down the walls. He grimaces from the stench of death and offlineness that is wafting through the room.

He frantically tries to refresh his homepage and connect to ICQ. He fails.

Fade out to his horrified screams.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

And thats just the intro. I'll win an Oscar for this when it's all done and stuff.

11-07-2006, 05:33 PM
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	My script for the most terrifying movie ever: Fade in to dude coming home from Walmart. He puts the food and DVDS away quickly, then heads to his home office. <insert scary muzac here> As he sits down to see the error messages resulting from the fact that his internet connection is down, blood begins to drip down the walls. He grimaces from the stench of death and offlineness that is wafting through the room. He frantically tries to refresh his homepage and connect to ICQ. He fails. Fade out to his horrified screams. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " And thats just the intro. I'll win an Oscar for this when it's all done and stuff.