Without fail every girl I've been with who has been a vegetarian has turned out to be a miserable controlling bitch. It's as if their need to control their own diet and their own little world isn't enough for them, they all had the irresistable urge to make my diet their mission to control too.
A few, as I recall, would talk a good game in the beginning, saying stuff such as they are fine with anyone else eating meat and that they are only concerned with what they themselves eat.... but this always proved false. I always invariably got the old "How can you eat that?" and "If you knew how that was killed you wouldn't eat that" or "Are you really gonna eat that?" and other usual bullshit. Usually each remark came coupled with a curled up lip full of attitude.
What none of them seemed to grasp is that I like my steak, chicken, fish, turkey, ham, roast beef, burgers, hot dogs, smokies, sausages, bacon, pork chops, salami, seafood, eggs, milk, cheese, etc etc. It is hard enough for me to accept the fact that with a vegetarian girlfriend I would not be able to enjoy a barbecue the same way as I would with a woman with a non-vegetarian appetite. To me that in itself is a big sacrifice, but on occasion I was willing to try at least.... but sadly they can't be happy munching their rabbit food and just shutting up about what others do.
One such bitch would not only snipe and pick at me for what I ate, but while in restaurants she would sit there and criticize what strangers were ordering too. In fact, she was the last one I ever went out with, which was over 10 years ago. Since then, whenever a woman tells me she's a vegetarian, sorry but no matter how nice or how genuine she seems, I'm out of there.
Give me a woman who loves a good well-rounded meal complete with meat, one who isn't a goddammed fussbudget about everything. If there were more vegetarians out there who could just be happy with their own grazing and not so insecure about what normal people eat this post would not be here. And yes, it IS normal for humans to have meat as part of their diet.
And spare me about how not all vegetarians are like this. I'm sure there are a few exceptional people out there, that's not what I'm saying here. I'm saying that every single one that I have been out with or in a relationship with over the past 20+ years has been this way to some degree. Argue all you want but that's the way it is.
A few, as I recall, would talk a good game in the beginning, saying stuff such as they are fine with anyone else eating meat and that they are only concerned with what they themselves eat.... but this always proved false. I always invariably got the old "How can you eat that?" and "If you knew how that was killed you wouldn't eat that" or "Are you really gonna eat that?" and other usual bullshit. Usually each remark came coupled with a curled up lip full of attitude.
What none of them seemed to grasp is that I like my steak, chicken, fish, turkey, ham, roast beef, burgers, hot dogs, smokies, sausages, bacon, pork chops, salami, seafood, eggs, milk, cheese, etc etc. It is hard enough for me to accept the fact that with a vegetarian girlfriend I would not be able to enjoy a barbecue the same way as I would with a woman with a non-vegetarian appetite. To me that in itself is a big sacrifice, but on occasion I was willing to try at least.... but sadly they can't be happy munching their rabbit food and just shutting up about what others do.
One such bitch would not only snipe and pick at me for what I ate, but while in restaurants she would sit there and criticize what strangers were ordering too. In fact, she was the last one I ever went out with, which was over 10 years ago. Since then, whenever a woman tells me she's a vegetarian, sorry but no matter how nice or how genuine she seems, I'm out of there.
Give me a woman who loves a good well-rounded meal complete with meat, one who isn't a goddammed fussbudget about everything. If there were more vegetarians out there who could just be happy with their own grazing and not so insecure about what normal people eat this post would not be here. And yes, it IS normal for humans to have meat as part of their diet.
And spare me about how not all vegetarians are like this. I'm sure there are a few exceptional people out there, that's not what I'm saying here. I'm saying that every single one that I have been out with or in a relationship with over the past 20+ years has been this way to some degree. Argue all you want but that's the way it is.
). I really don't like sweets, especially after eating other food. That was never an issue either.
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