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  • Bansheelinks
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2003
    • 6023
    #1

    "Clerks" Hilarious Quote, Porn Movie Titles Spree by Randal In It........

    Randal is on the phone when a woman and little girl come to the counter.......


    'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Excuse me, do you sell videos?
    Randal Graves: Yeah, what're you looking for?
    'Happy-Scrappy' Kid: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
    Randal Graves: Okay, hang on, I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure we got it. What was it called again?
    'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
    'Happy-Scrappy' Kid: Happy Scrappy...
    'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: She loves it.
    Randal Graves: Obviously. Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My hahahaha Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave hahahaha", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh... yeah... Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?
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    • pr0
      rockin tha trailerpark
      • May 2001
      • 23088
      #2
      thanks i needed to laugh for a solid 2 minutes!
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        • Zebra
          Banned from Kimmy's couch
          • Oct 2001
          • 5091
          #3
          Can't wait to see the sequel "The passion of the Clerks"
          Old School

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            • clickhappy
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2004
              • 4027
              #4
              what a waste of a great name
              http://www.cumoneileen.com/

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                • Fizzgig
                  Registered User
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 9649
                  #5
                  Hehe, that sounds hilarious.
                  ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                    • Spunky
                      I need a beer
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 133978
                      #6
                      That was some funny shit

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                        • Bansheelinks
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 6023
                          #7
                          "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock"

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                            • jayme_
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2005
                              • 158
                              #8
                              i was at that quick stop today buying smokes

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                                • DirtyDanza
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 8375
                                  #9
                                  my wife was there today...

                                  "shocking abouse of authority"


                                  "salsa shark"
                                  Danza Bucks is back!!!

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                                    • NaughtyRob
                                      Two fresh affiliate progs
                                      • Nov 2004
                                      • 29602
                                      #10
                                      Classic, I rented it again a few weeks ago and its still as funny as ever.
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                                        • tony299
                                          lurker
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 57021
                                          #11
                                          that was a very funny movie

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                                            • Bansheelinks
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2003
                                              • 6023
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Dirty_DS
                                              "salsa shark"
                                              loved the salsa shark scene.........

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                                                • rickholio
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 1914
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Bansheelinks
                                                  loved the salsa shark scene.........

                                                  Man goes into boat... boat goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark!

                                                  We're gonna need a bigger boat!
                                                  ~

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                                                    • TheGoldenChild
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • May 2002
                                                      • 6940
                                                      #14
                                                      I'll suck u off like a circus seal

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                                                        • SomeCreep
                                                          :glugglug
                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                          • 26118
                                                          #15
                                                          Clerk: My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
                                                          Customer: In a row?!?!!

                                                          Lol, the quote alone doesnt do justice to how funny that part is.

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                                                            • KingpinMedia
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jan 2005
                                                              • 834
                                                              #16
                                                              overrated and lame.


                                                              Jason Forrest is a scammer. Pay me my 15k bitch.
                                                              http://www.jason-forrest.com/
                                                              K-Man, Media and Moses are also scammers

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                                                                • Stamen
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                  • 698
                                                                  #17
                                                                  "Would you like some making fuck berserker!!!"

                                                                  "Did he just say making fuck?"
                                                                  Show me the pistil porn!

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                                                                    • Pleasurepays
                                                                      BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                      • 11913
                                                                      #18
                                                                      "Hey, try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot"


                                                                      ".....37"

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                                                                        • smack
                                                                          Push Porn Like Weight.
                                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                                          • 10652
                                                                          #19
                                                                          your girlfriend sucked 37 dicks?
                                                                          Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                                                            • edgeprod
                                                                              Permanently Gone
                                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                                              • 10019
                                                                              #20
                                                                              "36!!!! 36 dicks!!! Is that including me?!!!"

                                                                              "Ok, 37."

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                                                                                • Wiggles
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                                  • 14423
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  that was a great scene, watching her face in the movie was priceless.
                                                                                  no sig

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                                                                                    • Manowar
                                                                                      jellyfish  
                                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                                      • 71528
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by clickhappy
                                                                                      what a waste of a great name
                                                                                      http://www.cumoneileen.com/

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                                                                                        • reynold
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                          • 51271
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Thanks for that refreshing post man.

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                                                                                            • Bansheelinks
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                                                              • 6023
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by reynold
                                                                                              Thanks for that refreshing post man.
                                                                                              u got it reynold.

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