A sure fire set of steps for a fine evening...

**Theo The Theologian** · 06-25-2005, 12:13 AM

oops. Those were the instructions for my wife. What I need for my sermon is...

1: Get on your knees.
2: Unzip my pants.
3: Open your mouth.
4: Suck my cock.
5: Wait for the Jizz.
6: Swallow.

I will need this translated into Aramaic, and Hebrew.

**2HousePlague** · 06-25-2005, 12:25 AM

this is ALL most uncharacteristic --

2HP

**baddog** · 06-25-2005, 12:30 AM

hmmm, I mistook you for a holy man, I need to pay closer attention.

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 06-25-2005, 12:35 AM

Holy Crap!

No really, I think Theo has been hitting the Jesus Juice in a serious way tonight.

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**Theo The Theologian** · 06-25-2005, 12:39 AM

Originally posted by baddog

hmmm, I mistook you for a holy man, I need to pay closer attention.

Yes my Son, this is why I have the need for an Aramaic or Hebrew translation. This way no one will know what I am saying, but it would be very convincing.

On a side note is there a Turkey Recipe that you like?

**Theo The Theologian** · 06-25-2005, 12:41 AM

Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Holy Crap!

No really, I think Theo has been hitting the Jesus Juice in a serious way tonight.

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The Fonz was looking for you recently. He left a message. Be around tomorrow evening for some tennis.

PRAISE ALLAH! I hope that you are blessed with goats that walk straight.

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 06-25-2005, 12:50 AM

Tennis? Did somebody say tennis?

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**2HousePlague** · 06-25-2005, 12:51 AM

Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Tennis? Did somebody say tennis?

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HEY -- where the FUCK do you live in SF -- ? -- let's get BEERS -- !! -- !!

2HP

**baddog** · 06-25-2005, 12:54 AM

Originally posted by Theo The Theologian

Yes my Son, this is why I have the need for an Aramaic or Hebrew translation. This way no one will know what I am saying, but it would be very convincing.

On a side note is there a Turkey Recipe that you like?

Barbecued in a Weber Kettle, stuffed, indirect heat. Basted in its own juices.

**Theo The Theologian** · 06-25-2005, 12:55 AM

I amshamed to say that girls um... privates look like a McDonald's Hamburger, and I am now looking for a snack. I shall say 10 Hail Mary's, and sing a song of peace, and love.

On a lighter note. I have found that blasted paper clip!

**Theo The Theologian** · 06-25-2005, 01:01 AM

Originally posted by baddog

Barbecued in a Weber Kettle, stuffed, indirect heat. Basted in its own juices.

This sounds very tasty.

Do you dream of Goats? Do you like to water flowers? I find you fascinating. Will you join my Cult? I would give you a cool name. Something like Brother Love Bone. Yes? We meet on Thursday usually.

**baddog** · 06-25-2005, 01:06 AM

Originally posted by Theo The Theologian

This sounds very tasty.

Do you dream of Goats? Do you like to water flowers? I find you fascinating. Will you join my Cult? I would give you a cool name. Something like Brother Love Bone. Yes? We meet on Thursday usually.

Yes, no, and I don't really do clubs. But thanks for asking.

**Theo The Theologian** · 06-25-2005, 01:09 AM

I accept your refusal, and hope that God may sweep the path in front of you always.

**Napolean** · 06-25-2005, 01:30 AM

Originally posted by baddog

Yes, no, and I don't really do clubs. But thanks for asking.

I was really looking forward to seeing you there Brother Love Bone

A sure fire set of steps for a fine evening...

A sure fire set of steps for a fine evening...

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