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  • Phil
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2004
    • 7659

    #1

    Jaguar owners and ex-owners WTF?

    My S type is only 3 years old and suddenly I have been having a fuck a lot of troubles with it. Window broke down, CD changer is off and on, if I park up hill then breaks lock up.. Now stick shift cable is broke.. Back in the shop. Fed up with this..
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  • Spunky
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    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #2
    That's going to be expensive..nice cars but pricey to maintain

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    • makefuckingmoney
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2003
      • 3277

      #3
      i had mine for 6 months..broke down twice..

      best looking car i ever had..but also the most unreliable.

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      • SleazyDream
        I'm here for SPORT
        • Jul 2001
        • 41470

        #4
        ask jfk - he has 2 jags and might be of some help
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        • Phil
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2004
          • 7659

          #5
          Originally posted by spunky
          That's going to be expensive..nice cars but pricey to maintain
          Under warranty but I?m so fed up with it breaking ? Every time I take it there they have to check computers etc.. Takes a week or more.. On top of that, I had to replace wood trimming 2 times already due to so called milking (discoloration)? Fucking lemon CAR !!!
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          • reynold
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Oct 2002
            • 51271

            #6
            i suggest you repair that car and sell it or else you'll suffer future damages. buy a new one.

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            • exportyourbiz-com
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              • May 2005
              • 141

              #7

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              • Morgan
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • May 2002
                • 10520

                #8
                Originally posted by CAMOKAT
                My S type is only 3 years old and suddenly I have been having a fuck a lot of troubles with it. Window broke down, CD changer is off and on, if I park up hill then breaks lock up.. Now stick shift cable is broke.. Back in the shop. Fed up with this..
                my 2002 s type would not start after being washed.
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                • gangbangjoe
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                  • May 2004
                  • 17693

                  #9
                  Originally posted by exportyourbiz-com
                  congrats you just compared a jaguar to a lexus

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                  • eldominik
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                    • Jan 2002
                    • 454

                    #10
                    Originally posted by gangbangjoe
                    congrats you just compared a jaguar to a lexus
                    Yeah nice joke

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                    • v4 media
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 2934

                      #11
                      It all went Pete Tong when Ford took them over.

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                      • webgurl
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 7954

                        #12
                        I've heard too many horror stories about Jag's never would I purchase
                        one of those cars .

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                        • tical
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2002
                          • 6504

                          #13
                          bmw's are awesome cars, never had a problem with any of the ones i've had

                          the only annoying thing about em is that once in a while the AC would stink in both of the ones I had, and no one knew how to fix it
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                          • TurboTrucker
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 2363

                            #14
                            They're owned by Ford. Mystery solved.

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                            • webgurl
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 7954

                              #15
                              Originally posted by TurboTrucker
                              They're owned by Ford. Mystery solved.
                              pretty much

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                              • JFK
                                FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                • Jan 2002
                                • 67369

                                #16
                                Originally posted by CAMOKAT
                                My S type is only 3 years old and suddenly I have been having a fuck a lot of troubles with it. Window broke down, CD changer is off and on, if I park up hill then breaks lock up.. Now stick shift cable is broke.. Back in the shop. Fed up with this..
                                the shifter problem shoud be under warranty,(there is a factory note in regards to this) The problem occured in the earlier Model s types. I had mine replaced, You should try and put the parking brake on when on an incline before you put it in park, keep your foot on the brake, put on the parking brake then place it in park. It helps. How many miles do u have on it ?

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                                • MrJackMeHoff
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 4569

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by gangbangjoe
                                  congrats you just compared a jaguar to a lexus
                                  You mean toyota? Yeah my girls Jag S-Type has been perfect.. Its the 3rd Jag Ive ever owned and no probs.. Good luck I guess.

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                                  • MrJackMeHoff
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Mar 2004
                                    • 4569

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by TurboTrucker
                                    They're owned by Ford. Mystery solved.
                                    Mercedes owns Chrysler and they still suck.. Whats your point? Owning means nothing.

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                                    • JFK
                                      FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 67369

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by TurboTrucker
                                      They're owned by Ford. Mystery solved.
                                      Ford has greatly improved the quality and reliability of the car If you dont know that you are full of beans, I am on my 7th jag going back to when it was all brit owned. I still would not trade it for a lexus

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                                      • grumpy
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                                        • Jan 2002
                                        • 9870

                                        #20
                                        beauty cost money. Great car and great looks but not the best in maintanance.
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                                        • Digibucks
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2004
                                          • 1899

                                          #21
                                          high cost of maintenance for such cars...but damn they are georgeous
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                                          • Phil
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 7659

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by JFK
                                            the shifter problem shoud be under warranty,(there is a factory note in regards to this) The problem occured in the earlier Model s types. I had mine replaced, You should try and put the parking brake on when on an incline before you put it in park, keep your foot on the brake, put on the parking brake then place it in park. It helps. How many miles do u have on it ?
                                            62 000
                                            I knew about that problem. Stupid thing locked up on me 3-4 times before. Had to push it up and down to unlock. I bet people enjoyed watching me ?
                                            But this one is different. Technician called and said it?s some fucking shifter cable.
                                            I?m selling it..
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                                            • sonofsam
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Dec 2004
                                              • 18648

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
                                              my 2002 s type would not start after being washed.
                                              dude obviously, you're not supposed to get cars wet
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                                              • Nismo
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • May 2002
                                                • 4977

                                                #24
                                                Jaguars are the biggest pieces of shit and the worst car to work on. I would sell the POS asap.
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                                                • FreeFastHost
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                  • 1588

                                                  #25
                                                  I have an X-type, never had a problem yet.

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                                                  • Probono
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                    • 2731

                                                    #26
                                                    I have a 2002 X Type, my first and my last Jaguar. Beautiful to look at, wonderful to drive but too much time in the shop. Next a Toyota Prius the nameplate of the truly wise.

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                                                    • Ace_luffy
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                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                      • 12170

                                                      #27
                                                      inspiring one.... owning that kind of car...


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                                                      • cool1g
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                                                        • Sep 2002
                                                        • 976

                                                        #28
                                                        i have a XJR - love that 370HP....believe it or not this has been the most reliable car i've ever owned....outside of a battery that died and a rear view mirror that doesn't auto-darken any more i haven't had a single problem since i bought it...
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                                                        • tony299
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                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 57021

                                                          #29
                                                          I worked as a service advisor for Jag in NYc .The stories I could tell you lol

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                                                          • Babagirls
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                                                            • Feb 2001
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                                                            #30
                                                            the older jags are the best imo




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                                                            • loverboy
                                                              When it rains, it pours
                                                              • May 2003
                                                              • 20609

                                                              #31
                                                              very informative thread , good thing in not into Jaguars

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                                                              • FilthyRob
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                                                                • Feb 2004
                                                                • 6741

                                                                #32
                                                                Smells like a lemon
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                                                                • DutchTeenCash
                                                                  I like Dutch Girls
                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                  • 21684

                                                                  #33
                                                                  theyre amazing, ive been looking at a xjr for ages and never got one. Almost got an old xj didnt buy it either. The horror stories bout maintainence damn.

                                                                  Still they are breathtaking.

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                                                                  • TheDoc
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                                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                                    • 13827

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Dump the jag get a lexus.. Much better cars all around.
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                                                                    • calmlikeabomb
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                      • 1323

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I liked going fast in mine

                                                                      subarus.

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                                                                      • Theo
                                                                        HAL 9000
                                                                        • May 2001
                                                                        • 34515

                                                                        #36
                                                                        X-Type will get discontinued from what I read
                                                                        S-Type will further improve and reach XJR realiabity levels

                                                                        but if you plan to get a jag, wait to see the XKR substitute

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                                                                        • EroticySteve
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Mar 2005
                                                                          • 4365

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Get a one year old certified Mercedes-Benz with the 100k warranty. You'll thank yourself 10 years from now when you have a car that is still reliable and still good looking.

                                                                          I used to own a store next to a jag repair shop. None of the mechanics there would ever own a jag because they are frought with problems.

                                                                          Buy German, they are the best cars hands down. If you want a bit more style get a BMW, however, that style comes at a price when they come out with a radically different model in 5 years that renders your model very outdated.
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                                                                          • tranza
                                                                            ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                                            • Jun 2003
                                                                            • 57559

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Sell it already. That's what I do when my car starts to have problems.
                                                                            I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                            • scoreman
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Nov 2001
                                                                              • 1491

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Ill take a Lexus any day over a Jag, although I do find the Jags attractive in looks. For those who bag on Lexus and call them Toyotas well then your Jag really is just a Ford and that Mercedes is really just a Chrysler.

                                                                              My LX470 has never been in the shop and its 4 years old. My stepdad has an S600 and that car has been in the shop at least six times in two years. The other day he told me that he wished he had never bought the car because its unreliable. He is not alone. Mercedes is suffering from very bad quality problems and for the price they charge its gotta stick in the craw of owners very badly. I know my stepdad told me its probably the last Benz he will own.

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                                                                              • Phil
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                                • 7659

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by EroticySteve
                                                                                Get a one year old certified Mercedes-Benz with the 100k warranty. You'll thank yourself 10 years from now when you have a car that is still reliable and still good looking.

                                                                                I used to own a store next to a jag repair shop. None of the mechanics there would ever own a jag because they are frought with problems.

                                                                                Buy German, they are the best cars hands down. If you want a bit more style get a BMW, however, that style comes at a price when they come out with a radically different model in 5 years that renders your model very outdated.
                                                                                that's exactly what I'm going to do. Looking at SL right now.
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                                                                                • Matt 26z
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                                                  • 18481

                                                                                  #41

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                                                                                  • Fresh
                                                                                    • Mar 2005
                                                                                    • 4920

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Im very sorry to inform you, but your driving a fucking FORD! Besides the XJ and the XK, the rest are all ford parts and technology. Look at your stereo, its the same one that comes in a crown victoria except its painted tan to match your interior


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                                                                                    • Dalai lama
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                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                      • 16540

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by gangbangjoe
                                                                                      congrats you just compared a jaguar to a lexus
                                                                                      That's what you call funny

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                                                                                      • Dalai lama
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                                                                                        • Jul 2004
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by calmlikeabomb
                                                                                        I liked going fast in mine

                                                                                        Yours ?

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                                                                                        • Phil
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                                          • 7659

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Dave Guru
                                                                                          Im very sorry to inform you, but your driving a fucking FORD! Besides the XJ and the XK, the rest are all ford parts and technology. Look at your stereo, its the same one that comes in a crown victoria except its painted tan to match your interior
                                                                                          shit, friend of mine had ford in college, but that mother fucker ran forever (for ford that is)... up to 100K I think...
                                                                                          Anyway, I'm done with this shit and as soon as I get it back it's for sale. Anybody need Jaguar S type cheap? has 100 miles warranty on it with 200 deductible.
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                                                                                          • SweetArmo
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                                                                                            • Feb 2005
                                                                                            • 112

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            My cousin had a jag and it always gave him problems

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                                                                                            • wedouglas
                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                                              • 5921

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
                                                                                              my 2002 s type would not start after being washed.
                                                                                              pehaps you sprayed water into the intake manifold. last time i checked that hydolocks your car and ruins the engine

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                                                                                              • trix
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                                                                                                • Feb 2003
                                                                                                • 335

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                my cousin still drives the 1961 jag convertible he bought new that year....bit of trouble finding parts but still runs great

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                                                                                                • buddyjuf

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Good thing I'm really not into Jags...

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