Fact : Jesus probably (most likely) had a wife

**Jakke PNG** · 11-05-2006, 11:11 AM

and was probably not blonde with blue eyes.

**BoyAlley** · 11-05-2006, 11:12 AM

I think he was probably a fag. Long flowing hair, pretty looking dress, turning water into wine, all of those men that followed him all over the place. All that gay talk about love and all that. Never got married......

I mean, HELLO?

**Doctor Dre** · 11-05-2006, 11:14 AM

Originally posted by BoyAlley

I think he was probably a fag. Long flowing hair, pretty looking dress, turning water into wine, all of those men that followed him all over the place. All that gay talk about love and all that. Never got married......

I mean, HELLO?

Boyalley turned this semi sarcastic thread into a funny one !

**Violetta** · 11-05-2006, 11:17 AM

Originally posted by BoyAlley

I think he was probably a fag. Long flowing hair, pretty looking dress,

didnt they all look like that back then?

Originally posted by BoyAlley

turning water into wine,
I mean, HELLO?

Now THAT is suspicious! A Straight man would make SHITLOADS of beer! NOT wine!

**AsylumN** · 11-05-2006, 11:18 AM

Hmm, I don't think so, jesus was a good man

**CaptainHowdy** · 11-05-2006, 11:20 AM

Originally posted by AsylumN

Hmm, I don't think so, jesus was a good man

? I know that marriage is really bad but good guys can make mistakes too

!

**ForteCash** · 11-05-2006, 11:27 AM

I have a wife too.. Does that mean I'm a perfect Godly son?

**xclusive** · 11-05-2006, 11:31 AM

There is a good chance that he was Bi. Many guys back then just fucked whatever would have them...Shit so not much has changed in the last 2k years

**fetishblog** · 11-05-2006, 11:33 AM

I don't care about your bisexual mexican gardener Jesus and his wife!

**Deej** · 11-05-2006, 11:34 AM

I grew up with my mother tellin me ..

"jesus was a good man, but honey, Jesus liked the whores!"

**TexasDreams** · 11-05-2006, 11:35 AM

Originally posted by BoyAlley

I think he was probably a fag. Long flowing hair, pretty looking dress, turning water into wine, all of those men that followed him all over the place. All that gay talk about love and all that. Never got married......

I mean, HELLO?

**godisdead** · 11-05-2006, 11:38 AM

If Jesus was a fag, why did he have a wife? Hmm...

**TexasDreams** · 11-05-2006, 11:45 AM

**BoyAlley** · 11-05-2006, 11:46 AM

OMG Jebus just made me hard..........

**baddog** · 11-05-2006, 11:52 AM

Fact: probably and most likely are not really facts.

**4Man** · 11-05-2006, 12:11 PM

He had a wife and she cals Maria.

**MaddCaz** · 11-05-2006, 12:13 PM

shit I'd marry Jesus for the power...

**TSGlider** · 11-05-2006, 12:14 PM

One little bit of trivia that would lead one to believe that he was in fact married.

In the bible, Jesus is repeatedly called, "Rabbi." Back then, in order to be a rabbi, you absolutely had to be married.

Rabbis were naturally considered leaders, so the pratical logic goes something like this: Most people are married. If you're going to lead married people, then you too should be married. That way, you are equipped to relate to your followers, flock, etc. more effectively, because you deal with the same issues, experiences and struggles that they do.

**baddog** · 11-05-2006, 12:18 PM

Originally posted by EuroDuke

One little bit of trivia that would lead one to believe that he was in fact married.

In the bible, Jesus is repeatedly called, "Rabbi." Back then, in order to be a rabbi, you absolutely had to be married.

Rabbis were naturally considered leaders, so the pratical logic goes something like this: Most people are married. If you're going to lead married people, then you too should be married. That way, you are equipped to relate to your followers, flock, etc. more effectively, because you deal with the same issues, experiences and struggles that they do.

Guess it depends on your translation. Rabbi can also mean "teacher."

**StuartD** · 11-05-2006, 12:31 PM

Originally posted by Doctor Dre

Fact : Jesus probably (most likely) had a wife

Any "Fact" that has the words "probably" and "most likely" just has to be true.

**CaptainHowdy** · 11-05-2006, 12:32 PM

Originally posted by TexasDreams

!!

**bobby666** · 11-05-2006, 02:14 PM

i am sure he had a wife, otherwise he would have fucked his apostel brothers

**fallenmuffin** · 11-05-2006, 02:21 PM

Jesus was seen kissing Mary on the mouth many times and it pissed off his disciples (John or Paul, I forget which one). They documented it but of course you won't find that in the Bible. There are thoughts that the holy grail is the seed of Jesus (meaning he knocked up Mary). If that is correct then one of you assholes could be a direct descendant of Jesus.

As for the white skin, blue eyes.. of course not. Jesus was Arabic.

God, I hate Christianity.

**baddog** · 11-05-2006, 03:03 PM

Originally posted by fallenmuffin

Jesus was seen kissing Mary on the mouth many times and it pissed off his disciples (John or Paul, I forget which one). They documented it but of course you won't find that in the Bible.

You read it in one of their blogs or something?

**Doctor Dre** · 11-05-2006, 03:06 PM

Originally posted by Rockatansky

didnt they all look like that back then?

Now THAT is suspicious! A Straight man would make SHITLOADS of beer! NOT wine!

Your mistaken this only goes on for fat americans

**bestcoolsite** · 11-05-2006, 03:06 PM

strange poeple why not live in peace

**tony286** · 11-05-2006, 03:07 PM

you mean jesus didnt look like ted nugent lol

**pocketkangaroo** · 11-05-2006, 03:14 PM

Originally posted by baddog

You read it in one of their blogs or something?

It's written in the Gospel of Philip.

**aico** · 11-05-2006, 03:20 PM

of course he was married, why else do you think he had no problem with being killed?

**fallenmuffin** · 11-05-2006, 03:36 PM

Originally posted by baddog

You read it in one of their blogs or something?

Surprised someone as 'seasoned' as yourself would be so quick to be a smart ass. No, the church later discovered gospels written and omitted them for entry in the bible. However they are out there and on display. The Vatican has a lot of them locked away and admit to it. Religion is 60% belief and 40% what they want you to know. But keep praying... its really working out.

**TexasDreams** · 11-05-2006, 04:02 PM

Originally posted by tony404

you mean jesus didnt look like ted nugent lol

**E$_manager** · 11-05-2006, 04:18 PM

Originally posted by aico

of course he was married, why else do you think he had no problem with being killed?

You are a women-hater or something?

**Kimo** · 11-05-2006, 06:35 PM

titties and wine, oh yes

**BoyAlley** · 11-05-2006, 07:05 PM

More Proofs Jebus Was Gay!

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Fact : Jesus probably (most likely) had a wife

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