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Old 11-04-2006, 02:19 PM  
Lazonby
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And he was doing so well at a family tradition.

His brother, Squeezy Pimp, is paid to walk around a small town in the mid western US wearing a sandwich board advertising the Sum Fing Wong Chinese Restaurant - all you can eat for $4.95. His father, Mushy Pimp, had a successful contract putting up prostitutes' cards in telephone boxes in Hell's Kitchen until he was gunned down in 2005 by rival operator known only as 'Madawgz'.

Squishy was the first to rise to be sigwhore.
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