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  • Pete-Vagisil
    So Fucking Banned
    • May 2005
    • 42
    #1

    fleshlight help

    i washed my fleshlight in turpentine to get the ky off. i think there was a chemical reaction because now she doesn't look white anymore. now she doesn't look like a white girl, she looks like a china woman.

    how do i make her white again? does anyone want to trade a china vagina for a white girl whoo whoo?

    please help!
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    • bret
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2003
      • 766
      #2
      bwahhahahahahhahahahhhhhahhaahhahaahha

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        • pornguy
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Mar 2003
          • 62910
          #3
          I would say that you need to just get a new one.
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            • College Downtime
              Confirmed User
              • May 2005
              • 557
              #4
              LMAO that company contacted us about selling there product didnt look like it would work too well for us
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                • Juicy D. Links
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 122992
                  #5
                  lmaooooooooooooooooo

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                    • Mike Okitch
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2004
                      • 4126
                      #6
                      China vagina's are great. Use it with tiger balm as a lubricant.
                      SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                        • Tala
                          Fucked if I know
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 23368
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Mike Okitch
                          China vagina's are great. Use it with tiger balm as a lubricant.
                          HEY! That was MY idea first!

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                            • sniperwolf
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 17743
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Mike Okitch
                              China vagina's are great. Use it with tiger balm as a lubricant.
                              ~Accepting design works~

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                                • Spunky
                                  I need a beer
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 133978
                                  #9
                                  Use Alcohol next time

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                                    • Mike Okitch
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2004
                                      • 4126
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Tala
                                      HEY! That was MY idea first!
                                      Hey, I promised I wouldn't mention your name but I didn't promise I wouldn't recommend it.
                                      SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                                        • jt420
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Nov 2003
                                          • 2479
                                          #11
                                          nothing beats a plastic china vagina
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                                            • Juicy D. Links
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 122992
                                              #12

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                                                • Tala
                                                  Fucked if I know
                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 23368
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Mike Okitch
                                                  Hey, I promised I wouldn't mention your name but I didn't promise I wouldn't recommend it.
                                                  Grrrrr

                                                  I want royalties, damn you.

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                                                    • Mike Okitch
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • May 2004
                                                      • 4126
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Tala
                                                      Grrrrr

                                                      I want royalties, damn you.
                                                      The check's in the mail, I promise
                                                      SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                                                        • seeric
                                                          ..........
                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                          • 41917
                                                          #15
                                                          OMG! fleshlight drama

                                                          ROFL

                                                          pete vagisil you need a woman man.

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                                                            • Pete-Vagisil
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • May 2005
                                                              • 42
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Mike Okitch
                                                              China vagina's are great. Use it with tiger balm as a lubricant.

                                                              hmmn. never thought of that one. the bacon grease and ky seems to be the best combination so far.

                                                              sometimes if i run out, i will use condition from the shower. but it burned my pe-pee hole.

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                                                                • Pete-Vagisil
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • May 2005
                                                                  • 42
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

                                                                  what a pretty little ducky

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                                                                    • RAM
                                                                      They're all hookers, but mom!
                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                      • 7047
                                                                      #18
                                                                      just fuck it some more
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                                                                        • reynold
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 51271
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Why don't you try it first then tell us how oriental vag works..

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                                                                            • Pete-Vagisil
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • May 2005
                                                                              • 42
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by reynold
                                                                              Why don't you try it first then tell us how oriental vag works..
                                                                              i'm so upset. i knew that i should have just taken her in the shower with me to get her all cleaned up, now she is scarred and disfigured and i changed her race by accident. what would my family think? i'm from the midwest and i can only date white who who's

                                                                              woe is me.

                                                                              i need someone to trade me fleshlights. if you like asian girls she's perfect for you. i need a white one.

                                                                              thank you gfy.

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                                                                                • TheMob
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                                  • 8584
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Mike Okitch
                                                                                  China vagina's are great. Use it with tiger balm as a lubricant.
                                                                                  hehe

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                                                                                    • Violetta
                                                                                      Affiliate
                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                      • 28735
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      haha... I bet there are many who would be interested in a china-fleshlight!
                                                                                      M&A Queen

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                                                                                        • Dalai lama
                                                                                          Strength and Honor
                                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                                          • 16540
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          ICQed you for trade.

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                                                                                            • seeric
                                                                                              ..........
                                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                                              • 41917
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              at least yer funny man. i hate nicks that are lame

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                                                                                                • Pete-Vagisil
                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                  • May 2005
                                                                                                  • 42
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  bump for juicy d. links looking for fleshlight help.

                                                                                                  be careful.

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