CCBill - WTF??? Jesus is sexual?

**After Shock Media** · 06-21-2005, 09:50 AM

Put pasties on him.

**FilthyRob** · 06-21-2005, 09:51 AM

that's insane

**Theo** · 06-21-2005, 09:52 AM

lol

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**Theo** · 06-21-2005, 09:53 AM

from the one you sell porn and from the other jesus pics hahahaha

**Theo** · 06-21-2005, 09:54 AM

and $15 for a screensaver? judas!

**Pete-KT** · 06-21-2005, 09:54 AM

Thats crazy man

**corvette** · 06-21-2005, 09:56 AM

monkeysnap,

hi, this is mark from ccbill, please icq me the details so that i can look into what had happened/the circumstances, thanks in advance

-Mark
45471840

**Dirty Dane** · 06-21-2005, 09:58 AM

Put a bra on him!
Or get some inspiration here: http://www.jesusdressup.com/

**skillfull** · 06-21-2005, 10:13 AM

lmao this is funny

**Rui** · 06-21-2005, 10:20 AM

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel

and $15 for a screensaver? judas!

**tranza** · 06-21-2005, 10:24 AM

That pic seems like a young girl...

**Shooting_Manic** · 06-21-2005, 10:42 AM

But dont you think Jesus could give the best blowjobs? I mean, who could be better then Jesus at giving head.

Think about it.

**Kenny B!** · 06-21-2005, 10:43 AM

With 2257 you need a US issues ID for Jesus, if you don't have that you are not in compliance and will go to jail!

**AmateurFlix** · 06-21-2005, 10:47 AM

tell them you have a signed model release but you can't find photo ID

**just a punk** · 06-21-2005, 10:48 AM

Originally posted by Kenny B!

With 2257 you need a US issues ID for Jesus, if you don't have that you are not in compliance and will go to jail!

**European Lee** · 06-21-2005, 10:49 AM

They probably have a Christian Fundamentalist who has infiltated their AUP deptartment

Regards,

Lee

**Dirty Dane** · 06-21-2005, 11:01 AM

Originally posted by Kenny B!

With 2257 you need a US issues ID for Jesus, if you don't have that you are not in compliance and will go to jail!

I'm not 100% sure, but I think he was produced before July 3 1995, and thereby excempt. But you never know. Maybe the christians will change the bible too

**cherrylula** · 06-21-2005, 11:04 AM

Good. Some people do find an image of a guy nailed to a cross obscene and offensive.

**SleazyDream** · 06-21-2005, 11:06 AM

if i was ccbill i'd have the image removed from the join page as well. i don't see them stopping the site (but that is their decision, i'm just offering my 2 pennies) - just associating their company name with that image might spark a lot of contraversy they don't need.

**SBJ** · 06-21-2005, 11:10 AM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

if i was ccbill i'd have the image removed from the join page as well. i don't see them stopping the site (but that is their decision, i'm just offering my 2 pennies) - just associating their company name with that image might spark a lot of contraversy they don't need.

I think I agree with this and I don't think it is a 2257 issue but more putting religion on a ccbill page doesn't seem like a good idea

**monkeysnap** · 06-21-2005, 11:24 AM

OK I just talked with Mark and got it straightened out. I just thought it was a great commentary on how ridiculous this entire 2257 fiasco is. Unbelievable.

Thanks for the funny comments everybody, heh.

Good talking to you, Mark.

.

**SBJ** · 06-21-2005, 11:40 AM

Originally posted by monkeysnap

OK I just talked with Mark and got it straightened out. I just thought it was a great commentary on how ridiculous this entire 2257 fiasco is. Unbelievable.

Thanks for the funny comments everybody, heh.

Good talking to you, Mark.

.

yup Mark is a A1 guy because of him I have a ccbill hat on right now

**StuBradley** · 06-21-2005, 11:47 AM

Originally posted by Shooting_Manic

But dont you think Jesus could give the best blowjobs? I mean, who could be better then Jesus at giving head.

Think about it.

You're sooo going to hell.

**warlock5** · 06-21-2005, 12:13 PM

Don't panic! Your documentation can be found here:
http://www.christslove.com/sentins/i...%20license.jpg

**Webby** · 06-21-2005, 01:12 PM

Originally posted by monkeysnap

Yeah, yeah, OK so besides adult sites I also run a site that sells a Christian 3D screen saver (hey, I go where the money is). We use CCBill for the payment processing for sales of the screen saver.

We got an e-mail notice the other day from CCBill letting us know that they had removed "banner 2" from our forms due to sexually explicit content. At first I thought it was just a standard notice, but sure enough, they did indeed take our image out.

Here's the image they took out:

Here is what the form looks like now with the image removed:

WTF??!! HAHAHAHA this 2257 stuff is going a bit too far. I guess a topless Jesus is just too much for some people.

.

I thought you were joking at the start of this read - but looks like you are serious!

Sorry.... words fail.....

**TDF** · 06-21-2005, 01:27 PM

jesus sure is HUNG

**Shooting_Manic** · 06-21-2005, 01:30 PM

Originally posted by StuBradley

You're sooo going to hell.

LOL Well yeah! haha

I mean really though. If anyone knows a cock its the guy that designed it. Who could be better at getting it to spit then Jesus. He made the damn thing.

Like wise, I bet he could eat teh hell out of some pussy too. Dont ya think?

**johannes** · 06-21-2005, 01:51 PM

HAHA ... and we where already thinking that ccbill is stupid because they deleted girls in clothes as they where sexual in their eyes .... what a joke ... HAHA ... too funny that I see now that even a 3D jesus is too sexual for ccbill ... lol

**DWB** · 06-21-2005, 01:59 PM

Don't worry man, hit me up... I have an ID on Jesus.

**DWB** · 06-21-2005, 02:00 PM

Originally posted by Dirty Dane

I'm not 100% sure, but I think he was produced before July 3 1995, and thereby excempt. But you never know. Maybe the christians will change the bible too

**Kicker** · 06-21-2005, 11:18 PM

Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Don't worry man, hit me up... I have an ID on Jesus.

**Porko** · 06-22-2005, 09:39 AM

**nico-t** · 06-22-2005, 09:42 AM

Originally posted by Dirty Dane

Put a bra on him!

exactly what i was thinking

**HAPPYPEEKERS** · 06-22-2005, 09:46 AM

this thread is freakin hillarious

**chodadog** · 06-22-2005, 10:32 AM

It's because it looks like he's wearing a huge strapon.

**the real magoo** · 06-22-2005, 10:37 AM

Is Ashcroft working for CCBILL now??

**basschick** · 06-22-2005, 10:41 AM

not jail - hell!

when i started reading this thread, i almost spit juice all over my keyboard - this is some funny stuff :D

Originally posted by Kenny B!

With 2257 you need a US issues ID for Jesus, if you don't have that you are not in compliance and will go to jail!

**Yngwie** · 06-22-2005, 11:03 AM

Originally posted by Shooting_Manic

LOL Well yeah! haha

I mean really though. If anyone knows a cock its the guy that designed it. Who could be better at getting it to spit then Jesus. He made the damn thing.

Like wise, I bet he could eat teh hell out of some pussy too. Dont ya think?

I'm not a believer in this whole religion shit but, Jesus IS NOT GOD. Jesus is the son of God. Therefor, Jesus IS NOT the creator. Why do people always think Jesus is God?

CCBill - WTF??? Jesus is sexual?

CCBill - WTF??? Jesus is sexual?

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