Uncontrol Masturbation

**Gawdy** · 06-19-2005, 07:10 AM

Tie a knot in it

**Pete-KT** · 06-19-2005, 07:17 AM

sit on yr hands and dont move

**Digipimp** · 06-19-2005, 07:19 AM

get married

**suesheboy** · 06-19-2005, 07:20 AM

3-5 times a day? lightweight!

**Digipimp** · 06-19-2005, 07:23 AM

wow that sounds fun

**TeddyRacer1** · 06-19-2005, 07:23 AM

Poor guy, wait after a few years of this biz, you're not gonna wanna see porn all day, Lol.

**Holly** · 06-19-2005, 07:27 AM

Stare at these once per day, for 10 minutes. Guaranteed to remove any and all sexual urges.

**2HousePlague** · 06-19-2005, 07:31 AM

start going for distance -- it adds a whole new dimension to the sport --

2HP

**The Ghost** · 06-19-2005, 07:32 AM

Originally posted by Digipimp

get married

That is fuckin' priceless!!!

**bringer** · 06-19-2005, 07:35 AM

Originally posted by NichePay_PeteKT

sit on yr hands and dont move

the stranger
thats a good one!

**jeffrey** · 06-19-2005, 08:00 AM

Originally posted by Digipimp

get married

how does that solve it? hes already not getting any.

**kernelpanic** · 06-19-2005, 08:01 AM

gnarly dude

**bigdog** · 06-19-2005, 08:03 AM

don't be alone for long periods of time

**suesheboy** · 06-19-2005, 08:05 AM

Originally posted by bigdog

don't be alone for long periods of time

That won't stop him.

**kernelpanic** · 06-19-2005, 08:07 AM

Originally posted by Digipimp

get married

How would that help?

He needs to get sex, which rules marriage out as a solution

**Sarah_Jayne** · 06-19-2005, 08:12 AM

Originally posted by TeddyRacer1

Poor guy, wait after a few years of this biz, you're not gonna wanna see porn all day, Lol.

ain't that the truth. Its pretty bad when you get nostalgia for the days when you could get turned on by porn.

**TeddyRacer1** · 06-19-2005, 08:32 AM

Originally posted by sarah_webinc

ain't that the truth. Its pretty bad when you get nostalgia for the days when you could get turned on by porn.

I know the good ole days when I get turned on with softcore, now everythings hardcore is "same ole_same ole"

**Digipimp** · 06-19-2005, 08:58 AM

Originally posted by jeffrey

how does that solve it? hes already not getting any.

cause once you're married you'll be so depressed and wore out that you won't even want to masturbate

**Sarah_Jayne** · 06-19-2005, 09:02 AM

Originally posted by TeddyRacer1

I know the good ole days when I get turned on with softcore, now everythings hardcore is "same ole_same ole"

yes, the other day I was thinking about how the stuff they showed on Showtime and Cinemax in the 80's used to get me off. I wouldn't even leave a wet spot in my panties now.

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