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Billy Bob Thornton: "Sleeping with Angelina Jolie is like fucking the couch"

06-17-2005, 03:48 PM

'Sex doesn't have to be with a model to be good,' said Thornton, who divorced Jolie in 2002 after three years of marriage.

Although he stopped short of mentioning Jolie by name, he told Esquire magazine: 'Sometimes with the model, the actress or the sexiest person in the world, it may literally be like ****ing the couch.'

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06-17-2005, 03:51 PM

We've all been there. Most really "hot" girls I've ever nailed were too self conscious to let loose during sex.
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06-17-2005, 04:00 PM

He wasn't talking about her...

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06-17-2005, 04:21 PM

I'd settle for fucking that couch any day.
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06-17-2005, 04:22 PM

Originally posted by evildick

I'd settle for fucking that couch any day.

same here!
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06-17-2005, 04:34 PM

It's common knowledge that behind every hot girl is a guy tired of fucking her. Over on Fark they were acting as if Thorton was crazy.
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06-17-2005, 04:40 PM

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06-17-2005, 04:41 PM

Originally posted by warlock5

'Sex doesn't have to be with a model to be good,' said Thornton, who divorced Jolie in 2002 after three years of marriage.

Although he stopped short of mentioning Jolie by name, he told Esquire magazine: 'Sometimes with the model, the actress or the sexiest person in the world, it may literally be like ****ing the couch.'

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbi...1?source=Metro

its pretty damm far fetched to say that he was talking about her.
He said: 'Sometimes with the model, the actress or the sexiest person in the world, it may literally be like ****ing the couch.' why should that be her?

Im pretty sure Jolie makes hawwwtt monkeylove in the sack
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06-17-2005, 04:48 PM

you people ever stop 2 think he might be the bum lay, that might be why they split.

I've fuck all kinds of women, never have I had a bad fuck, some just were not good as others.

You get out what you put into it.

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06-17-2005, 04:55 PM

Originally posted by evildick

I'd settle for fucking that couch any day.

Same here man... In a heart beat.

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06-17-2005, 04:59 PM

I think he meant to mention that his couch was a lazy boy.

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06-17-2005, 05:00 PM

As long as the couch looks like Angelina, I don't see the problem.
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06-17-2005, 05:30 PM

Originally posted by jimmyf

you people ever stop 2 think he might be the bum lay, that might be why they split.

I've fuck all kinds of women, never have I had a bad fuck, some just were not good as others.

You get out what you put into it.

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06-17-2005, 05:31 PM

Originally posted by kernelpanic

I think he meant to mention that his couch was a lazy boy.

I think the truth has come out.........

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06-17-2005, 06:09 PM

When they were married they both said that they had some pretty wild times in the sack... and quite often..
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06-17-2005, 06:11 PM

Why did I read this thread.... now i can't jerk off to her anymore

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06-17-2005, 06:12 PM

Originally posted by jimmyf

you people ever stop 2 think he might be the bum lay, that might be why they split. .

its common knowledge they split because she wanted a kid then ended up adopting - thorton already has kids and dint want to bother.

as for the model statement - hes refering to a model he was fucking, old news.

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06-17-2005, 06:32 PM

my couch is an animal in bed

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06-17-2005, 06:34 PM

I never fucked a couch lol Also you have remember Billy Bob has access to woman just as hot as her so for him leaving her is no big deal.
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06-17-2005, 06:36 PM

Well I would love to fuck her.

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06-17-2005, 06:49 PM

sounds like billy bob couldnt give it to her googd enough to unleash the animal.

sad sad.

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06-17-2005, 07:16 PM

maybe they are tired & sick of each other

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06-17-2005, 07:18 PM

I heard Jolie has got that manic depression~

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06-17-2005, 07:46 PM

Originally posted by Rich

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06-17-2005, 08:47 PM

Who was the model he was referring to? I want to check my notes....

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06-17-2005, 08:50 PM

If I was a girl and slept with Billy Bob, I think I would be dead too
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06-17-2005, 08:56 PM

Like fucking a couch huh?

So does that mean if I slide my hand between the cushions, I'll find loose change?

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06-17-2005, 09:28 PM

I don't know about him. I think he is lucky he is even getting laid

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06-17-2005, 09:33 PM

I always thought they had this wild and crazy sex life...I'm sure I read it somewhere, so maybe he was referring to someone else.

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06-17-2005, 09:42 PM

i'm guessing that she doesn't suck in bed.

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06-17-2005, 10:20 PM

Well maybe she kept calling out her brother's name during sex too much.
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06-17-2005, 10:28 PM

Originally posted by evildick

I'd settle for fucking that couch any day.

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06-17-2005, 11:14 PM

note to self... never buy a used couch from Billy Bob Thorton

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06-17-2005, 11:18 PM

Originally posted by BukkakeBrown

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06-17-2005, 11:32 PM

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06-17-2005, 11:36 PM

Originally posted by evildick

I'd settle for fucking that couch any day.

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06-17-2005, 11:39 PM

YARGH! That's one couch I'd be poundin' with me carrot.

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06-17-2005, 11:43 PM

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06-18-2005, 12:05 AM

i think i'd shoot my load so quick it wouldnt even matter with that chick
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06-18-2005, 02:03 AM

he's probably hung like a hamster and she couldnt feel anything.
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06-18-2005, 02:07 AM

Originally posted by warlock5

'Sex doesn't have to be with a model to be good,' said Thornton, who divorced Jolie in 2002 after three years of marriage.

Although he stopped short of mentioning Jolie by name, he told Esquire magazine: 'Sometimes with the model, the actress or the sexiest person in the world, it may literally be like ****ing the couch.'

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yo

whatever.

i would still knock the bottom out of it any day of the week. she could be trained.
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06-18-2005, 02:22 AM

I'd love to bang her

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06-18-2005, 02:23 AM

seems he does'nt mean Jolie...

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06-18-2005, 02:24 AM

i'd love to fuck her to test out to see if she is couchish

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06-18-2005, 03:02 AM

Originally posted by BukkakeBrown

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06-18-2005, 03:08 AM

Originally posted by warlock5

'Sex doesn't have to be with a model to be good,' said Thornton, who divorced Jolie in 2002 after three years of marriage.

Although he stopped short of mentioning Jolie by name, he told Esquire magazine: 'Sometimes with the model, the actress or the sexiest person in the world, it may literally be like ****ing the couch.'

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbi...1?source=Metro

Doubt he was talking about her. "They have a toe fetish".

As for the rest, Jolie was on that Lipton show a week or so back, and was talking about sex. More a less indifferent on it, and compared a lot of other shit, better than sex. Who knows. But I doubt gramp's is packin a pill with more than toe love.

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06-18-2005, 11:42 AM

Watch her in Hackers.....
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06-18-2005, 11:53 AM

Originally posted by evildick

I'd settle for fucking that couch any day.
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06-18-2005, 06:33 PM

I doubt he was referring to Angelina, but it's no secret that a lot of beautiful women are terrible in bed. A gorgeous primadonna model-type thinks all she has to do is lay there & look good. I've heard girls say they won't do certain acts, positions because they don't want to mess up their hair or be seen from an unflattering angle. Angelina doesn't come across as being self-conscious though.

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06-18-2005, 06:46 PM

She has great cock sucking lips though

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