what do you want me to talk about since im hammered?

**kernelpanic** · 06-18-2005, 01:00 AM

My Sig Ran Away With Juicy's Emu
70770596

**seeric** · 06-18-2005, 01:03 AM

Originally posted by kernelpanic

My Sig Ran Away With Juicy's Emu
70770596

juicy killed an EMU in san diego by accident.

that was fucked up shit.

its a tribute sig

**FrankWhite** · 06-18-2005, 01:04 AM

we want you to go to sleep,

**kernelpanic** · 06-18-2005, 01:05 AM

Originally posted by A1R3K

juicy killed an EMU in san diego by accident.

that was fucked up shit.

its a tribute sig

Wait, what happened?

And will they ever let him back into the zoo?

**kernelpanic** · 06-18-2005, 01:06 AM

Originally posted by Doomed

we want you to go to sleep,

Drinking and sleeping is no fun.

Internet discussions were invented for a reason.

**kernelpanic** · 06-18-2005, 01:06 AM

lol its fucking 4am I need to get to sleep

**newbreed** · 06-18-2005, 01:06 AM

Candles.

**GiantGnome** · 06-18-2005, 01:08 AM

Originally posted by newbreed

Candles.

???????????????????

**newbreed** · 06-18-2005, 01:08 AM

Originally posted by kernelpanic

Wait, what happened?

And will they ever let him back into the zoo?

Something about his cologne.

**kernelpanic** · 06-18-2005, 01:09 AM

Originally posted by newbreed

Candles.

Ohhhh yeah, let the drunk guy play with fire

A1R3K, you should get off gfy and go admire your lovely curtains.

**newbreed** · 06-18-2005, 01:09 AM

Originally posted by GiantGnome

???????????????????

A1R3K will understand, it's his next big thing...

**kernelpanic** · 06-18-2005, 01:10 AM

Originally posted by newbreed

Something about his cologne.

whaaaaat?

hahahahahaa

**GiantGnome** · 06-18-2005, 01:12 AM

Originally posted by newbreed

A1R3K will understand, it's his next big thing...

You know what? Its 4am, im not even going to pretend i have a clue.

**newbreed** · 06-18-2005, 01:17 AM

Originally posted by GiantGnome

You know what? Its 4am, im not even going to pretend i have a clue.

That's cool, I think he passed out already anyway.....

**seeric** · 06-18-2005, 01:17 AM

Originally posted by kernelpanic

Drinking and sleeping is no fun.

Internet discussions were invented for a reason.

thank you oh brilliant one.

so, heres the story right.

we go to the wild animal park right?

so juicy thinks its like a cocktail party right?

he's got on his blazer, hair all in place, and the shirt collar is just all travolta'd on the outside of his jacket right?

ok, so here we are, standing at the gate of the wild animal park with like 5 securitys looking like ranger rick. it was fucking insane. they never saw any shit like this ever.

for the first time ever at a zoo, i heard the word "dress code".

apparantly the securities at the fuckin wild animal park confused ole juice dog as a poacher that had fled the country about 5 months back.

i'm like "what the fuck, you ever smell a poacher?" they were trippin. juicy did kinda look like him, but it was obvious that he wasn't.

ok right? so here we go into the animal park after they let us go. jesus, it musta been an hour long. we almost had to sedate the rangers to get them to freakin chill.

we find the emu area. well, juicy doesn't know that emus are mean fuckers and shit, so he gets out of the truck and tries to walk over by the nest to see what the babies look like right?

WTF? man, this momma emu ran like fuck from the little stream she was drinkin from and charged after him. well, we all know that J has short legs right? ok, so what ended up happening was he ended up with a few small lacerations on his ass before he got back in the jeep.

these jeeps are like some jurrassic park shit right? so, we get J back inside the jeep right and this fucking emu is bangin on the protective fence to get at him.

Juicy didn't know wtf was up, shit woke him up like it was time to catch a plane right? meanwhile, i am like american indian drunk and in the passenger seat. I go "Juicy, hit that mofo with the "Curve" cologne, and that bitch will run, right?

So, long story long, Juicy sprays the momma emu with Curve and it was like it got some heroine mainlined. the poor thing dropped like dj airek at the xxxcash bash in phoenix.

it was sad, but the emu deserved it. all juicy was trying to do was teach the babies how to make their eyes blink different colors and how to smoke cigarettes. completely harmless.

it was a sad unfortunate event.

RIP

**seeric** · 06-18-2005, 01:18 AM

Originally posted by newbreed

That's cool, I think he passed out already anyway.....

never.

stc never passes out. well, one of em does. but its all good.

**newbreed** · 06-18-2005, 01:21 AM

Originally posted by A1R3K

thank you oh brilliant one.

so, heres the story right.

we go to the wild animal park right?

so juicy thinks its like a cocktail party right?

he's got on his blazer, hair all in place, and the shirt collar is just all travolta'd on the outside of his jacket right?

ok, so here we are, standing at the gate of the wild animal park with like 5 securitys looking like ranger rick. it was fucking insane. they never saw any shit like this ever.

for the first time ever at a zoo, i heard the word "dress code".

apparantly the securities at the fuckin wild animal park confused ole juice dog as a poacher that had fled the country about 5 months back.

i'm like "what the fuck, you ever smell a poacher?" they were trippin. juicy did kinda look like him, but it was obvious that he wasn't.

ok right? so here we go into the animal park after they let us go. jesus, it musta been an hour long. we almost had to sedate the rangers to get them to freakin chill.

we find the emu area. well, juicy doesn't know that emus are mean fuckers and shit, so he gets out of the truck and tries to walk over by the nest to see what the babies look like right?

WTF? man, this momma emu ran like fuck from the little stream she was drinkin from and charged after him. well, we all know that J has short legs right? ok, so what ended up happening was he ended up with a few small lacerations on his ass before he got back in the jeep.

these jeeps are like some jurrassic park shit right? so, we get J back inside the jeep right and this fucking emu is bangin on the protective fence to get at him.

Juicy didn't know wtf was up, shit woke him up like it was time to catch a plane right? meanwhile, i am like american indian drunk and in the passenger seat. I go "Juicy, hit that mofo with the "Curve" cologne, and that bitch will run, right?

So, long story long, Juicy sprays the momma emu with Curve and it was like it got some heroine mainlined. the poor thing dropped like dj airek at the xxxcash bash in phoenix.

it was sad, but the emu deserved it. all juicy was trying to do was teach the babies how to make their eyes blink different colors and how to smoke cigarettes. completely harmless.

it was a sad unfortunate event.

RIP

- I spoke to soon... STC in fact does never fall asleep.

**GiantGnome** · 06-18-2005, 01:21 AM

Originally posted by A1R3K

thank you oh brilliant one.

so, heres the story right.

we go to the wild animal park right?

so juicy thinks its like a cocktail party right?

he's got on his blazer, hair all in place, and the shirt collar is just all travolta'd on the outside of his jacket right?

ok, so here we are, standing at the gate of the wild animal park with like 5 securitys looking like ranger rick. it was fucking insane. they never saw any shit like this ever.

for the first time ever at a zoo, i heard the word "dress code".

apparantly the securities at the fuckin wild animal park confused ole juice dog as a poacher that had fled the country about 5 months back.

i'm like "what the fuck, you ever smell a poacher?" they were trippin. juicy did kinda look like him, but it was obvious that he wasn't.

ok right? so here we go into the animal park after they let us go. jesus, it musta been an hour long. we almost had to sedate the rangers to get them to freakin chill.

we find the emu area. well, juicy doesn't know that emus are mean fuckers and shit, so he gets out of the truck and tries to walk over by the nest to see what the babies look like right?

WTF? man, this momma emu ran like fuck from the little stream she was drinkin from and charged after him. well, we all know that J has short legs right? ok, so what ended up happening was he ended up with a few small lacerations on his ass before he got back in the jeep.

these jeeps are like some jurrassic park shit right? so, we get J back inside the jeep right and this fucking emu is bangin on the protective fence to get at him.

Juicy didn't know wtf was up, shit woke him up like it was time to catch a plane right? meanwhile, i am like american indian drunk and in the passenger seat. I go "Juicy, hit that mofo with the "Curve" cologne, and that bitch will run, right?

So, long story long, Juicy sprays the momma emu with Curve and it was like it got some heroine mainlined. the poor thing dropped like dj airek at the xxxcash bash in phoenix.

it was sad, but the emu deserved it. all juicy was trying to do was teach the babies how to make their eyes blink different colors and how to smoke cigarettes. completely harmless.

it was a sad unfortunate event.

RIP

no way! I believe all but the dead emu part.

**kernelpanic** · 06-18-2005, 01:21 AM

A1R3K, thats hilarious, and one of the funniest things I've ever read on GFY, even if it is embelished somewhat

Seriously though, what makes that cologne do that to emus? Is it like they're allergic to it or something?

Is that what made that mark on Juicy's left temple, or what there more tomfoolery about?

Ugh, it sucks missing out on all that

**seeric** · 06-18-2005, 01:23 AM

Originally posted by kernelpanic

A1R3K, thats hilarious, and one of the funniest things I've ever read on GFY, even if it is embelished somewhat

Seriously though, what makes that cologne do that to emus? Is it like they're allergic to it or something?

Is that what made that mark on Juicy's left temple, or what there more tomfoolery about?

Ugh, it sucks missing out on all that

**imafuckingaussie** · 06-18-2005, 01:24 AM

Wuho the fuck are you and what are you doing here and what is your purpose in life?

**kernelpanic** · 06-18-2005, 01:24 AM

hahaha shit its 430 am

waaaaay tooo late

**newbreed** · 06-18-2005, 01:24 AM

A1R3K post the pic man.

**kernelpanic** · 06-18-2005, 01:25 AM

Originally posted by imafuckingaussie

Wuho the fuck are you and what are you doing here and what is your purpose in life?

We all have a purpose.

My anus does not stimulate itself.

**seeric** · 06-18-2005, 01:27 AM

Originally posted by imafuckingaussie

Wuho the fuck are you and what are you doing here and what is your purpose in life?

heres my pic. nice to meet you.

**seeric** · 06-18-2005, 01:27 AM

Originally posted by newbreed

A1R3K post the pic man.

sad man.

**GiantGnome** · 06-18-2005, 01:28 AM

Originally posted by A1R3K

heres my pic. nice to meet you.

tell me youre kidding about the dead emu

ofcourse youre kidding!

**seeric** · 06-18-2005, 01:36 AM

Originally posted by GiantGnome

tell me youre kidding about the dead emu

ofcourse youre kidding!

it wasn't on purpose. we didn't know them things are alergic to colognes.

i still feel like shit.

**Manowar** · 06-18-2005, 01:38 AM

Originally posted by A1R3K

juicy killed an EMU in san diego by accident.

that was fucked up shit.

its a tribute sig

**GiantGnome** · 06-18-2005, 01:42 AM

Originally posted by A1R3K

it wasn't on purpose. we didn't know them things are alergic to colognes.

i still feel like shit.

Oh mannnn....its kinda funny, yet its not.

**seeric** · 06-18-2005, 01:47 AM

Originally posted by GiantGnome

Oh mannnn....its kinda funny, yet its not.

its really Timmy 2 Times fault. he knew where the Emus lived.

he gave the father Imodium, so it was helpless to protect the mother Emu and the babies.

**GiantGnome** · 06-18-2005, 01:49 AM

Originally posted by A1R3K

its really Timmy 2 Times fault. he knew where the Emus lived.

he gave the father Imodium, so it was helpless to protect the mother Emu and the babies.

Oh there you are! I made a new thread for nothing.

**seeric** · 06-18-2005, 02:02 AM

i am here yo. i slept all day. i am up till tonight now.

**Manowar** · 06-18-2005, 02:08 AM

e to the m to the u

**imafuckingaussie** · 06-18-2005, 02:10 AM

Nice to meet u 2, thats a nice front door mat on your chest

Originally posted by A1R3K

heres my pic. nice to meet you.

**seeric** · 06-18-2005, 02:21 AM

thank you, the rear is much more groomed and attractive.

**GiantGnome** · 06-18-2005, 02:31 AM

i will take your word for it.

**seeric** · 06-18-2005, 03:23 AM

notice how i've only got one pair of beads. another bear gave those to me.

;)

**seeric** · 06-25-2005, 09:40 PM

Originally posted by kernelpanic

A1R3K, thats hilarious, and one of the funniest things I've ever read on GFY, even if it is embelished somewhat

Seriously though, what makes that cologne do that to emus? Is it like they're allergic to it or something?

Is that what made that mark on Juicy's left temple, or what there more tomfoolery about?

Ugh, it sucks missing out on all that

i think the emu in question was allergic jsut to the curve line of colognes

**nofx** · 06-25-2005, 09:45 PM

bullets sober you up quick

what do you want me to talk about since im hammered?

what do you want me to talk about since im hammered?

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