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06-17-2005, 04:52 AM

An american, A russian and an arab are sitting next to each other in the plane. The stewardess comes over and asks them if they would like anything to drink.

The american: "I'd like some Whiskey please"
The russian: "I'd like a vodka"
The arab: "No thank you, I will be driving soon..."

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06-17-2005, 04:56 AM

Lol 5678

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06-17-2005, 11:56 AM

lfmao!!!!

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06-17-2005, 11:58 AM

hahaha thats good

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06-17-2005, 12:05 PM

nice one...made me smile...

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06-17-2005, 12:38 PM

Originally posted by alexg

An american, A russian and an arab are sitting next to each other in the plane. The stewardess comes over and asks them if they would like anything to drink.

The american: "I'd like some Whiskey please"
The russian: "I'd like a vodka"
The arab: "No thank you, I will be driving soon..."

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06-17-2005, 04:33 PM

hehehe 8chars

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06-17-2005, 04:43 PM

- mixed emotions here.
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06-17-2005, 04:45 PM

Grog..that was pretty bad

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06-17-2005, 04:45 PM

ehehhehehe

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06-17-2005, 04:47 PM

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06-17-2005, 04:49 PM

funny but not.. i like it.
but for the record.. driving should be flying.

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06-17-2005, 05:01 PM

Lol......

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06-17-2005, 11:44 PM

Originally posted by Terry

funny but not.. i like it.
but for the record.. driving should be flying.

lol i know that... but "driving" just sounds better for the drinking part.

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06-17-2005, 11:45 PM

here's another one:

how many arabs does it take to paint a wall in red?

- depends on how hard you throw them..

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06-17-2005, 11:47 PM

lol

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06-17-2005, 11:50 PM

Originally posted by alexg

An american, A russian and an arab are sitting next to each other in the plane. The stewardess comes over and asks them if they would like anything to drink.

The american: "I'd like some Whiskey please"
The russian: "I'd like a vodka"
The arab: "No thank you, I will be driving soon..."
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06-17-2005, 11:56 PM

An american, a russian, an israeli and an arab are flying in a plane.

suddenly the american throws a 1 dollar bill out of the window.
the russian: "why did you do this man?"
the american: "we have too many of these in the US"

few minutes later, the russian suddenly throws a bottle of vodka out of the window.
the israeli: "why did you do this?"
the russian: "we have too many of these in Russia"

a few more minutes pass and suddenly the israeli throws the arab out the window.

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06-17-2005, 11:59 PM

Q: what's the difference between pokemons and arabs?

A: pokemons develop.

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06-18-2005, 12:01 AM

Q: when does an arab go to school?

A: when he's done building it.

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06-18-2005, 12:04 AM

An arabs comes to a lawyers office and tells the owner: "Hello, I have finished law school and I would like to work here"

the owner: "congratulations, you get the job. you see this nice office? it's now yours.

you see the Jaguar outside? Yours!

Downstairs you have a gym, a jacuzzi and everything you need, and here are two sexy secretaries for you."

the arab, all excited: "You gotta be kidding me"

the boss: "hey, you started"

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06-18-2005, 12:08 AM

An irish guy, an american, an israeli and an arab are sitting around the bonfire.

the irish guy drinks a guiness, throws it 20 meters in the air, takes out his gun, shoots the bottle and says: "that's the way it should be!"

the american drinks a budweiser, throws it 50 meters in the air, takes out his gun, shoots the bottle and says: "that's the way it should be!"

the israeli drinks a maccabi, throws it 100 meters in the air, takes out his gun, shoots the arab and says: "that's the way it should be!"

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06-18-2005, 12:27 AM

Originally posted by alexg

An arabs comes to a lawyers office and tells the owner: "Hello, I have finished law school and I would like to work here"

the owner: "congratulations, you get the job. you see this nice office? it's now yours.

you see the Jaguar outside? Yours!

Downstairs you have a gym, a jacuzzi and everything you need, and here are two sexy secretaries for you."

the arab, all excited: "You gotta be kidding me"

the boss: "hey, you started"

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