Need some humerous sayings for the bald

**RAM** · 10-28-2006, 05:24 PM

one i seem to use is:

You know what they say ? Gray Hair is better then No Hair !!

**gfx3** · 10-28-2006, 05:33 PM

Once there were three babys still inside the uterus of their mother.
They were all talking and wondering what each other was going to be when they grew up.

The first baby said, "I want to be a fireman so I can put fires out."

The next said, "I want to be a carpenter so I can fix this place up."

The last one said, "I want to be a hunter so I can kill that bald headed bastard that keeps popping in and out of here!".

**gfx3** · 10-28-2006, 05:33 PM

Ok it's a bit big to put on a tshirt but I couldn't resist

**MaddCaz** · 10-28-2006, 05:35 PM

luke cage!!!!!

**Rattlehead** · 10-28-2006, 05:35 PM

I used to use this one on a friend of mine:
"Your bald is showing"

**Lee** · 10-28-2006, 05:36 PM

"Kojaks biggest fan"

**Lee** · 10-28-2006, 05:37 PM

"Im auditioning for The King and I"

**Lee** · 10-28-2006, 05:38 PM

"Who wants to look like David Hasselhoff anyhow?"

**Lee** · 10-28-2006, 05:39 PM

"The worlds worst Sikh"

**baddog** · 10-28-2006, 05:42 PM

Originally posted by Lee

"Im auditioning for The King and I"

Teens these days probably wouldn't get it . . and does anyone under 25 know who Kojack was?

**baddog** · 10-28-2006, 05:43 PM

Originally posted by Lee

"The worlds worst Sikh"

I had to think about that one, I doubt his classmates would get it.

**BitAudioVideo** · 10-28-2006, 05:44 PM

say no to rugs

**Lee** · 10-28-2006, 05:46 PM

Originally posted by baddog

Teens these days probably wouldn't get it . . and does anyone under 25 know who Kojack was?

Damn man you are making me feel old now

**baddog** · 10-28-2006, 05:48 PM

Originally posted by BitAudioVideo

say no to rugs

Now we're talking.

**BitAudioVideo** · 10-28-2006, 05:58 PM

i always liked "grass dont grow on a playground" but that typically applies to a hairless chest.

**Fizzgig** · 10-28-2006, 06:03 PM

"Grass doesn't grow on a busy street"

"I really was too sexy for my hair"

"What do you mean, bald? I'm just more evolved" (picture of a caveman)

**baddog** · 10-28-2006, 06:05 PM

I came up with a few:

Yes I Know I Need A HAIRCUT
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Everyone is born with hair. Only the gifted overcome it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I used to have an open mind, but it made my hair fall out.
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just another sexy bald guy
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what did I do in my past life to deserve this?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lost: Hair

If found, please return
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bald people have feelings too

**TSGlider** · 10-28-2006, 06:13 PM

Say NO to Mullets.

**Aneros Josh** · 10-28-2006, 06:23 PM

"I've got a craving for shaving"
"Buddha in training"
"Balder is better"
"Razor 1, Me 0"
"I got into a fight with some scissors, guess who won?"
"I wanted to baldly go where no man had gone before"
"Mr. Clean's love child"

**Vendzilla** · 10-28-2006, 06:36 PM

Q: What's six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
A: A hundred dollar bill.

**BitAudioVideo** · 10-28-2006, 06:56 PM

**baddog** · 10-28-2006, 06:56 PM

Originally posted by EuroDuke

Say NO to Mullets.

Originally posted by FleshJosh

"I've got a craving for shaving"
"Buddha in training"
"Balder is better"
"Razor 1, Me 0"
"I got into a fight with some scissors, guess who won?"
"I wanted to baldly go where no man had gone before"
"Mr. Clean's love child"

some good ones here

**baddog** · 10-28-2006, 06:57 PM

Originally posted by Vendzilla

Q: What's six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
A: A hundred dollar bill.

I would not classify Franklin as bald . . receding hairline, yeah.

**baddog** · 10-28-2006, 06:58 PM

Originally posted by BitAudioVideo

I highly doubt a 14 year old could get away with wearing that to school

**BitAudioVideo** · 10-28-2006, 07:11 PM

Originally posted by baddog

I highly doubt a 14 year old could get away with wearing that to school

yea true, this is more for weekend trips to the mall, or church.

**cool1** · 10-28-2006, 07:16 PM

to shine or not to shine
that is the question

**notabook** · 10-28-2006, 07:16 PM

"Will shave head for food"

**cool1** · 10-28-2006, 07:18 PM

*I live life in the fast lane and my hair just couldn’t keep up!!

**J. Falcon** · 10-28-2006, 07:32 PM

Originally posted by BitAudioVideo

say no to rugs

Shit thats pretty funny.

**one eight** · 10-28-2006, 07:47 PM

"What's that stuff on your head?"

Or perhaps just a shirt with one of these:

**one eight** · 10-28-2006, 07:49 PM

"Hair today, gone tomorrow"

**one eight** · 10-28-2006, 07:50 PM

"Bowling anyone?"

**one eight** · 10-28-2006, 07:54 PM

"Sensitive ponytail guy"

**Aneros Josh** · 10-28-2006, 07:55 PM

"Got hair tonic?"
"Your grandpa envies me"
"Hair's nemesis"
"I am Goldberg's mini-me"
"Hairing impaired"

**one eight** · 10-28-2006, 07:56 PM

"Earthlings are an odd bunch"

**baddog** · 10-28-2006, 08:04 PM

Originally posted by BitAudioVideo

yea true, this is more for weekend trips to the mall, or church.

They don't have malls where he lives, I want to get him something he can wear more than 1 day a week.

**Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 10-28-2006, 08:10 PM

Chicks Dig Bald Guys

**baddog** · 10-28-2006, 08:10 PM

Originally posted by cool1

to shine or not to shine
that is the question

Originally posted by notabook

"Will shave head for food"

Originally posted by cool1

*I live life in the fast lane and my hair just couldn?t keep up!!

I knew I could count on you two.

Originally posted by one eight

"What's that stuff on your head?"

Or perhaps just a shirt with one of these:

No one can say you aren't trying. I actually chuckled at a couple. Thanks

Originally posted by FleshJosh

"Got hair tonic?"
"Your grandpa envies me"
"Hair's nemesis"
"I am Goldberg's mini-me"
"Hairing impaired"

Another good batch.

This is why I love GFY. Beyond the income sources is the vast resources you can't just Google.

**baddog** · 10-29-2006, 06:28 AM

bump for those just getting back from church

**Drake** · 10-29-2006, 07:04 AM

Originally posted by BitAudioVideo

say no to rugs

That's a really good one

**baddog** · 10-29-2006, 09:09 AM

Originally posted by Mike33

That's a really good one

for sure . . . . . anyone else?

**baddog** · 10-29-2006, 09:14 AM

Nair Test Dummy

Need some humerous sayings for the bald

Need some humerous sayings for the bald

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