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Z · 10-28-2006, 04:30 PM

I'm 29, 6'2", 240, arthritic, epileptic, on a 20% disability from the VA for shoulder and back injuries in the Marine Corps and I'm already taking a handfull of pills twice a day. I've been stabbed, shot at, been in two serious car accidents, a coma for 5 days, broken 14 bones and am covered in scars from head to toe. I rarely exercise, smoke cigars and weed and drink a bit too. I still surf, hike, camp, fish, dive, ski and fuck like a stallion.

I GuaranFuckingtee that I'll live to be at least 70 and am planning on having at least 8 kids in the not so distant future.

So...sorry, I think your hypothesis is complete shit.

10-28-2006, 04:30 PM
Z Vidi Vici Veni Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 6,308	I'm 29, 6'2", 240, arthritic, epileptic, on a 20% disability from the VA for shoulder and back injuries in the Marine Corps and I'm already taking a handfull of pills twice a day. I've been stabbed, shot at, been in two serious car accidents, a coma for 5 days, broken 14 bones and am covered in scars from head to toe. I rarely exercise, smoke cigars and weed and drink a bit too. I still surf, hike, camp, fish, dive, ski and fuck like a stallion. I GuaranFuckingtee that I'll live to be at least 70 and am planning on having at least 8 kids in the not so distant future. So...sorry, I think your hypothesis is complete shit.