[06:01] DWB: yo
[06:01] Kman: i've got Nair on my asshole right now and i've been farting
[06:01] DWB: hahahaha WTF????
[06:01] Kman: burns
[06:01] DWB: are you serious?
[06:01] Kman: untimely gas
[06:01] DWB: the nair burns or the gas?
[06:01] Kman: do i ever shit you?
[06:02] DWB: no. thats why i love you.
[06:02] Kman: aw shucks
[06:02] DWB: im laughing so hard
[06:02] Kman: yes i have Nair on my crack right now
[06:02] Kman: and it burns
[06:02] DWB: hahahahahahaha
[06:02] Kman: because i farted and it opens your bunghole and Nair gets in
[06:02] DWB: who would have thunk it?
[06:03] Kman: i thunk it before many times... just didnt expect gas to come right this instant
[06:03] DWB: back in my party days, we stuck a whipped cream can up this girls ass and let off the gas into her hole... then sucked it out
[06:03] DWB: cool way to do a whippet
[06:03] Kman: i likes the sound of that
[06:03] DWB: it was cool
[06:03] DWB: did not get the full buzz, i think her colon absorbed some of it
[06:04] DWB: may i ask why you have nair on your ass HOLE?
[06:05] DWB: cant you just shave it?
[06:05] Kman: too much margin for error
[06:06] DWB: naw
[06:06] DWB: you doing your HOLE or just your CRACK?
[06:06] DWB: or all of the above?
[06:06] Kman: crack-n-hole
[06:06] DWB: mkay
[06:06] DWB: this normal or something new?
[06:06] Kman: i dont like dingleberries
[06:06] DWB: i trim my crack, but never my hole
[06:06] Kman: i do it every couple of months
[06:07] Kman: no bunghole hair = no dingleberries and easier spray off after dookie
[06:07] DWB: so your naked right now, with nair on your asshole, talking to me?
[06:07] Kman: and also makes it more appealing for LBs to toss salad
[06:07] DWB: good idea
[06:07] Kman: yes actually
[06:07] DWB: that was what i was thinking
[06:07] DWB: easy for salad tossing
[06:07] Kman: but for what its worth, i dont have wood
[06:07] DWB: i would not think you would with nair being sucked into your colon
[06:08] Kman: that wouldnt be the first thing sucked into my colon
[06:09] DWB: lol
[06:09] DWB: true
[06:09] DWB: my mom saw your fist dildo pic and i had to explain it all to her
[06:09] DWB: she was amazed that sort of thing existed
[06:10] Kman: oh man
[06:10] Kman: your mom rox
[06:11] Kman: i gtg do my asshole now foolio
[06:11] Kman: cya
i love you kman!
