MacCaulay Culkin is the sperm donor for one of Michael Jackson's kids

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  • DarkJedi
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    • Feb 2001
    • 28301

    #1

    MacCaulay Culkin is the sperm donor for one of Michael Jackson's kids

    MacCaulay Culkin's testimony that Michael
    Jackson had never fiddled with him went
    a long way to persuading the jury that
    Gavin Arvizo's story couldn't be trusted.
    But we hear from a source in Santa Maria
    that Macaulay didn't want to testify
    until the judge ruled that he could not be
    asked any questions about whether he was the
    real sperm donor for Paris Jackson...
    Michael's blonde, fair-skinned daughter.

  • Donny
    As you wish...
    • May 2002
    • 13754

    #2
    Damn! What a dilemna!

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    • Donny
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      • May 2002
      • 13754

      #3
      Do you have a link?

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      • Paraskass
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        • May 2002
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        #4
        he made mad $$$ of the deal.

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        • Manowar
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          • Dec 2003
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          #5
          Someone reads popbitch ;)

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          • DarkJedi
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            • Feb 2001
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            #6
            Michael Jackson's kids can't get any blonder or whiter. Even if one parent was a fair skinned blonde, they'd still be a little dark - case in point would be OJ's kids.

            There's no way those kids came from MJ's sperm. They're all as white as white can get.

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            • sherie
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              • Feb 2002
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              #7
              Well I've always figured that he was not the donor. Those kids are as white as rice with light cracka hair!
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              • Matt 26z
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                • Apr 2002
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                #8
                Blue eyes....Same nose...

                Last edited by Matt 26z; 06-16-2005, 01:30 PM.

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                • Bugbee
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Matt 26z
                  Blue eyes....Same nose...

                  fricken scarry
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                  • FilthyRob
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                    • Feb 2004
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                    #10
                    holy crap
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                    • ffmihai
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                      • Jun 2002
                      • 7177

                      #11
                      why is the kid's face covered? that guy is obsesed.

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                      • The Dawg
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                        • Apr 2002
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                        #12
                        Damn this story just gets weirder by the minute.

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                        • wdsguy
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                          • Dec 2002
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                          #13
                          just plain sick

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                          • Shoehorn!
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                            • Oct 2003
                            • 22872

                            #14
                            Listen to Mephisto and Kevin by Primus, they predicted this would happen.

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                            • digga
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                              • Jan 2004
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                              #15
                              someone needs to off this fuckin guy already. yea he made good musical contributions in the 80's and early 90's but since he fell off he has done nothing but tarnish what was left of his good name.

                              seriously, how are ppl going to remember him when he eventually does die? good songwriter or childmolester? i think we all know the answer.

                              might as well get it overwith now.

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                              • dirtydesignz
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                                • Apr 2003
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by digga
                                how are ppl going to remember him when he eventually does die? good songwriter, i think we all know the answer.
                                Yep Good songwritter
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                                • Pleasurepays
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                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 11913

                                  #17
                                  and i would bet that Michael collected the sperm himself (in the interest of being the good parent that everyone claims him to be of course).

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                                  • VeriSexy
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                                    #18
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                                    • Drake
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                                      • Mar 2003
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by ffmihai
                                      why is the kid's face covered? that guy is obsesed.
                                      I wonder what they're going to say about their childhood once they become independent adults or young adults.

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                                      • NTSS
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                                        • Mar 2005
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                                        #20
                                        Who cares?.....
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                                        • cyber_ninja
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                                          • Jul 2001
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Mike33
                                          I wonder what they're going to say about their childhood once they become independent adults or young adults.
                                          that will be intresting to hear

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                                          • sniperwolf
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                                            • Mar 2005
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                                            #22
                                            he is so desperate to becoming white! pretentious homo..
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                                            • nico-t
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                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 29901

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Matt 26z
                                              Blue eyes....Same nose...

                                              holy shit that kid of MJ is a muslim

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                                              • After Shock Media
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                                                • Mar 2001
                                                • 35299

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by ffmihai
                                                why is the kid's face covered? that guy is obsesed.
                                                simple it is a splatter guard.


                                                Ok my only MJ pedo joke.

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                                                • Matt 26z
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                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                  • 18481

                                                  #25
                                                  His albums suck now because he stopped writing and producing all of his songs like he had done up until HIStory. Other people then became involved and the albums lost that very distinctive Jackson sound.

                                                  On his latest album, Invincible, listen to the songs Speechless (8) and The Lost Children (14). The only two songs on that album he both wrote and produced on his own. They are classic MJ. The rest suck since he didn't have total control over them.

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