Where was the most inappropriate place you've ever had sex?

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  • woj
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    • Jul 2002
    • 47880

    #51
    50 innapropriate places to have sec...
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    • After Shock Media
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      • Mar 2001
      • 35299

      #52
      typo by the woj.

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      • CDSmith
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • May 2001
        • 51460

        #53
        Originally posted by phogirl69
        One time me and my bf were driving around and he wanted to go do it in the parking lot of Crystal Cathedral, that's that big church where they broadcast church events on tv.... But we didn't do anything because they had security guards everywhere and probably cameras too...
        You know, that was probably THE most disappointing sex story I've ever read.


        inappropriate.... let's see....

        For me it would have to be on my parent's bed. She and I were pretty young (late teens), it was our first time ever for either of us, and we were worried about my parents coming home. Their room was the furthest from the front door so it seemed like the best idea at the time, because it would give us a few extra seconds to "get clear".

        We got busy, I remember it being pretty damned good for both of us for a few minutes.... then the unthinkable happened. The front door opened.... it was the parents. We jumped up her and I, grabbed our clothes, she ran into the little bathroom off of their room, and I ran down the hall and into the main bathroom.

        Oh they knew something was up all right, but nothing was ever said about it.


        Doing it in bar bathrooms and in the back seats of cars and behind bushes at the park to me isn't "inappropriate"... it is fun and adventurous. :D

        On the parent's bed = inappropriate though.
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        • Tempest
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • May 2004
          • 10217

          #54
          Office at work.. had closed the door but in the middle of it someone comes into the area and knocks on the door...

          A "number" of times a BJ while driving.. that's pretty common...

          Business class bathroom on a Birish Airways flight from Canada to UK.. Biz partner and I had this cute girl sitting between us.. we plied her with drinks... were "toying" with her under the blankets... He takes her off to the bathroom.. can't go thru with it cause he has a gf.. she beckons me in and the deed is done..

          One July 1st celebration... I was wasted.. fireworks show was going on but I stumble off the boat into the parking lot and puke my guts out.. the girl I'm seeing comes out to check on me.. we start making out.. I'm on my back.. middle of the parking lot.. she's riding me...

          There's probably a couple more I can't think of but I must say.. the coffin and cemetary were damn good ones....

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          • NetRodent
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2002
            • 3985

            #55
            In the pottery exhibit of the Smithsonian Museum of American History.
            "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
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            • badmunchkin
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2003
              • 3797

              #56
              Public park right off one of the main trails - joggers kept running right past us - good thing we were covered by that bush... I think

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              • d00t
                Confirmed User
                • Sep 2002
                • 3766

                #57
                - while driving on highway (i dont recommend this!)
                - park table in the late afternoon still wearing rollerblades
                - strip club lap dance room


                you guys sure have some crazy stories to tell!

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                • After Shock Media
                  It's coming look busy
                  • Mar 2001
                  • 35299

                  #58
                  I think some of your are missing the point between inappropriate places and just risky places where you may get caught.

                  Parents bed - inappropriate
                  Confession booth - inappropriate
                  In church - inappropriate
                  While driving - inappropriate
                  In a VW bug - inappropriate
                  Wash room of a daycare - inappropriate
                  At your NaNa's house - inappropriate
                  In your best friends house with his gf - inappropriate

                  Outdoors - risky
                  Football field - risky
                  Bar - risky
                  Plane - risky (unless its in the cockpit)

                  You get the point.

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                  • CybermedAndy
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 4170

                    #59
                    Ina graveyard behind a church just down the street here.

                    Earned myself an express ticket to hell that night...

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                    • After Shock Media
                      It's coming look busy
                      • Mar 2001
                      • 35299

                      #60
                      Originally posted by AngelDollarsAndy
                      Ina graveyard behind a church just down the street here.

                      Earned myself an express ticket to hell that night...

                      Deffinatly hollowed ground there, 2 points!

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                      • Herb Kornfield
                        Is on the 1
                        • Sep 2002
                        • 4996

                        #61
                        In the bathroom of a realtor's office that my father in law asked me and my wife to please give him a lift to.

                        Dad and the realtor talked about investment properities and my wife asked me to please walk her to the bathroom upstairs.... plus for added bonus.....he came up and opened the door thinking that he'd take a piss.....only to see as I was pounding her senseless..

                        He shut the door totally embarrassed and asked us to please get a room.

                        Dad cant get pissed when your married to his little girl

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                        • CDSmith
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • May 2001
                          • 51460

                          #62
                          Okay here's another one, happened about 10 years ago.....

                          My best friend at the time invited me to his sister's place for a party. It was something to do with an upcoming wedding in the family or some such thing. His parents were going to be there, his sisters and their husbands, friends of the family and other relatives etc etc. I brought my then-girlfriend, a nurse I used to work with, she was an habitual runner who was toned, athletic and with an absolute rocking bod on her.

                          While at this party (everyone was in the basement rec-room) we would of course head to the bathroom from time to time. While in there I noticed there was a sauna just off the bathroom area. A few hours into the party, feeling a bit drunk of course, I whispered that she should meet me in the sauna in about 2 minutes.

                          She showed up in there, we shut the door and I proceeded to give it to her from behind. There was a pretty thick wooden door on the sauna but we could still hear the odd person enter the bathroom to relieve themselves. We went at it for about 10 minutes solid, then one at a time we tried to "mingle" back into the party.

                          ha ha....well we got away with it but not without some strange looks from a few people, including a few members of his family.

                          I was never invited to another family function of his again. :D

                          Definitely inappropriate, but I'd do it again in a heartbeat. (hopefully with someone different, she was a bit of a bitch otherwise)
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                          • beemk
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                            • Jan 2002
                            • 20829

                            #63
                            Originally posted by Nicky
                            haha, yea this wash took about 4-5min but ofcourse we werent finished with the act, but we really had to stop when the car started going out into daylight
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                            • Sosa
                              In Tushy Land
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 40149

                              #64
                              some freaks in here lol.

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                              • MaxxxBeaver
                                Confirmed User
                                • Nov 2004
                                • 117

                                #65
                                Originally posted by Stacey_JoinRightNow
                                more details please, coz i cant imagine
                                You never seen a coffin up close? They are very comfortable...let her ride ya, while your taking it easy laying down on the silken padding of the liner...just like a bed.

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                                That girl was nuts, put the candles in the candlebra, lit them up, and you was right into it...Never seen a woman so excited about such a so-called Thrill...

                                Hell what I did give a shit about, Nothing...I was getting laid!

                                lol
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                                • SinSational
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                                  • Oct 2004
                                  • 1723

                                  #66
                                  stuck an ex in her butt in her parents bed. i thought it was funny as hell.

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                                  • Spunky
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                                    • Jun 2002
                                    • 133978

                                    #67
                                    In an elevator ..was the best 30 seconds of my life

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                                    • Midwest Shane
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                                      • Sep 2004
                                      • 1202

                                      #68
                                      Mine was in a movie theater! We moved to the very back row and I sat on top of him. I was wearing a dress so that helped a bit. I would guess there were only like 25 people in the movie but it was fun. Melissa

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                                      • tony299
                                        lurker
                                        • Aug 2002
                                        • 57021

                                        #69
                                        a bathroom in a hospital

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                                        • College Downtime
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2005
                                          • 557

                                          #70
                                          At a party on the parents bed..... the door flew open and it was the very unhappy son of the house
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                                          • KMR Stitch
                                            I am cool
                                            • Jul 2003
                                            • 14494

                                            #71
                                            Church Parking Lot. (my friend broke in and had sex on the "pue" sp?) at 11pm at night

                                            On a play ground on top of the wooden fort/slide

                                            On the kitchen counter where everyone puts there food =) Thas not mayonase ;-)

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                                            • taibo
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • May 2005
                                              • 3720

                                              #72
                                              at my ex girlfriends job in victorias secret.. in the fitting room

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                                              • SmokeyTheBear
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                                                • Jun 2004
                                                • 28609

                                                #73
                                                haha when i was a teenager i got a blowjob from a girlfriend on the couch under the blanket while we watched a movie WITH HER PARENTS on the other couch 4 feet away.. lights were dim..

                                                and another time i got a bj on a city bus from a gf and some old ldady walked by just as my penis popped out of my girlfriends mouth haha the old lady looked at us like i was satan himself..
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                                                • GatorB
                                                  The Demon & 12clicks
                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                  • 18208

                                                  #74
                                                  Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                                  In her butt.


                                                  ok had to, before someone else did.
                                                  Actually in the 1970's on the Newlywed Game a woman answered a simliar question with this response.

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                                                  • Pimp Dough

                                                    #75
                                                    the drycleaners afterhours where my girlfriend worked... i jizzed on the clean clothes - pretty f'n insane. and gf at the time ended up with rugburns.....

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                                                    • supremephxrce
                                                      Registered User
                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                      • 96

                                                      #76
                                                      On a california king sized bed at my aunt and uncles house it was my cousins bed and me and my g/f were getting bizzy on it with my mom sleeping not far away on it haha


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                                                      • the real magoo
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Sep 2001
                                                        • 1637

                                                        #77
                                                        graveyard..

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                                                        • TheJimmy
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                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                          • 10747

                                                          #78
                                                          2am coming home from hitting the bars with the g/f at the time, and getting head in the middle of the street we lived on, under a street light...

                                                          not inappropriate really, but nice and spontaneous foooo shooo...
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                                                          • naugthygUrL
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                                                            • Feb 2005
                                                            • 3448

                                                            #79
                                                            Originally posted by ProjectNaked
                                                            I once got bizzy in a burger king bathroom...
                                                            really?

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                                                            • Roald
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                                                              • May 2001
                                                              • 27910

                                                              #80
                                                              - parents bed (mine and my girls)
                                                              - hotel swimmingpool
                                                              - in the car


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                                                              • xclusive
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Apr 2004
                                                                • 35218

                                                                #81
                                                                my wifes father is a pastor and we had sex in his church more times than I could remember

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                                                                • Tat2Jr
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                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                  • 4882

                                                                  #82
                                                                  Fucked my girlfriend in a porno booth. Then the next day her best friend made me take her to the same porno booth to fuck her.
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                                                                  • swedguy
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                                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                                    • 7981

                                                                    #83
                                                                    Getting a blowjob while driving from Victoria on Vancouver Island to somewhere up north, that was higly inappropriate.
                                                                    Not the act itself, but it was fucking good. Thought I was going to drive off the damn road or hit someone..... yet I didn't care

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                                                                    • jscott
                                                                      jscizzle
                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                      • 25454

                                                                      #84
                                                                      i have to say DAMN! there are:

                                                                      a. some very imaginative stories

                                                                      b. some fucking sex freaks!!!!!

                                                                      some make me jealous, but if you've had sex in public places you gotta admit it gives you an extra "rush"
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                                                                      • jscott
                                                                        jscizzle
                                                                        • Feb 2001
                                                                        • 25454

                                                                        #85
                                                                        Originally posted by HotMelissa
                                                                        Mine was in a movie theater! We moved to the very back row and I sat on top of him. I was wearing a dress so that helped a bit. I would guess there were only like 25 people in the movie but it was fun. Melissa
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                                                                        • VKLS Lutz
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                                                                          • May 2004
                                                                          • 113

                                                                          #86
                                                                          Originally posted by BukkakeBrown
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                                                                          • blazin
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                                                                            • Aug 2002
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                                                                            #87
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                                                                            • mindoza
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                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                              • 1625

                                                                              #88
                                                                              In a Shiva house. it was 1989 I was 21...My boyfriend's grandfather died and they were sitting shiva at his house.

                                                                              I remember we were in his room for a good hour. We emerge from his room. The first person we encountered was his mom who hugged him and kissed his farhead saying:

                                                                              " My poor baby you've been hiding away, this has really hit you hard" Then says to me " Mindy you are so good to him, I do not know what he would do with out you"He looked at me and winked...I felt so guilty but hey I was consoling him!!
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