If you were about to have sex with a hot chick, but noticed a wart on her

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  • clickhappy
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2004
    • 4027

    #1

    If you were about to have sex with a hot chick, but noticed a wart on her

    snatch, would you continue, or find a way to get out of it?
  • nofx
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Nov 2002
    • 16826

    #2
    i'd stab her



















    with a knife and then leave

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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978

      #3
      Put 2 condoms on

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      • clickhappy
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2004
        • 4027

        #4
        Originally posted by spunky
        Put 2 condoms on
        on your tongue too? or would eating her out be out of the question?

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        • kaylacruz
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2005
          • 495

          #5
          hmm if I reverse that, to a penis I would bail for SURE - it's a lot easier for a girl to bail and blame cramps or a period or something..
          Kayla

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          • tony299
            lurker
            • Aug 2002
            • 57021

            #6
            Well first I always wear on condoms , I would flip her on her stomach and introduce to the pleasure of anal sex lol

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            • mrthumbs
              salad tossing sig guy
              • Apr 2002
              • 11702

              #7
              Originally posted by nofx
              i'd stab her

              a knife and then leave

              Hmm.. you should cool down a bit.. its not shocking anymore but predictable

              You had something going for a while.. dont fuck it up now!

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              • kaylacruz
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2005
                • 495

                #8
                Originally posted by tony404
                Well first I always wear on condoms , I would flip her on her stomach and introduce to the pleasure of anal sex lol

                LOL too funny!
                Kayla

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                • clickhappy
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 4027

                  #9
                  Originally posted by kaylacruz
                  blame cramps or a period or something..
                  you can get out of pretty much any situation with that excuse huh?

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                  • Spunky
                    I need a beer
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 133978

                    #10
                    Originally posted by clickhappy
                    on your tongue too? or would eating her out be out of the question?
                    Never on the first date

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                    • clickhappy
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 4027

                      #11
                      Originally posted by tony404
                      Well first I always wear on condoms , I would flip her on her stomach and introduce to the pleasure of anal sex lol
                      funny

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                      • kaylacruz
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2005
                        • 495

                        #12
                        Originally posted by clickhappy
                        you can get out of pretty much any situation with that excuse huh?
                        totally! I find a lot of guys are like so what that's okay! And then you gotta be like do you wanna mess with my PMS or? lol thank GOD for menstration!
                        Kayla

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                        • StickyGreen
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                          • Oct 2003
                          • 13076

                          #13
                          id probably say fuck that...
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                          • NTSS
                            Confirmed User
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 5688

                            #14
                            Do you know the difference between a wart and a mole?
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                            • clickhappy
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 4027

                              #15
                              Originally posted by NTSS
                              Do you know the difference between a wart and a mole?
                              they taste different?

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                              • iwantchixx
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Oct 2002
                                • 12860

                                #16
                                would it mater? You prolly all already have the virus that causes warts and just don't know it yet anyways.

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                                • taibo
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2005
                                  • 3720

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by clickhappy
                                  snatch, would you continue, or find a way to get out of it?
                                  id be like "yo bitch you tryina gimme herpes?" straight up cause that shit aint coo

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                                  • Pimp Dough

                                    #18
                                    id slap her in the face and call for Prince's "Pussy Control"...

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                                    • Sosa
                                      In Tushy Land
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 40149

                                      #19
                                      I wouldn't go near it

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                                      • QuaWee
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jul 2004
                                        • 5791

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by nofx
                                        i'd stab her
















                                        with a knife and then leave
                                        i luv mainstream

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                                        • kernelpanic
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Jan 2005
                                          • 2961

                                          #21
                                          Not a chance


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                                          • Vitasoy
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                                            • Oct 2003
                                            • 58202

                                            #22
                                            No and act like I was not feeling well.


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                                            • Alky
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2002
                                              • 5651

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by kaylacruz
                                              totally! I find a lot of guys are like so what that's okay! And then you gotta be like do you wanna mess with my PMS or? lol thank GOD for menstration!
                                              more lube! ... lol ... actually only if its my girlfriend will i have sex on her period.

                                              and i dont think condoms will help for herpes or warts or whatever.
                                              if it touches your genital area, you have a chance of catching it.

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                                              • stev0
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Aug 2003
                                                • 6801

                                                #24
                                                nasty... wouldn't want to catch that shit

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                                                • EviLGuY
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                  • 12745

                                                  #25
                                                  I would be so out of there. Who cares if you offend her if you don't want to have sex with her anyways? Better that then bumps on your junk.

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                                                  • Paul Waters
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                    • 4402

                                                    #26
                                                    I notice the "talk to her about it" option is glaringly absent.


                                                    Paul

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                                                    • EviLGuY
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                      • 12745

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Paul Waters
                                                      I notice the "talk to her about it" option is glaringly absent.
                                                      Would you really believe anything she would say? Better safe then sorry in my not very humble opinion.

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                                                      • naugthygUrL
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                                                        • Feb 2005
                                                        • 3448

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by spunky
                                                        Put 2 condoms on

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                                                        • Monique Niccole
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                          • 5653

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by tony404
                                                          Well first I always wear on condoms , I would flip her on her stomach and introduce to the pleasure of anal sex lol
                                                          And what about when your unprotected balls slap up against that nasty wart?

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                                                          • Alky
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Apr 2002
                                                            • 5651

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Afrekete
                                                            And what about when your unprotected balls slap up against that nasty wart?
                                                            will you marry me... i love you. coolest female ever

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                                                            • budz
                                                              Disruptive Innovator
                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                              • 4230

                                                              #31
                                                              I'd lick it

                                                              some warts get you high
















                                                              ROFl, jk not them kinda warts
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                                                              • Monique Niccole
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Nov 2002
                                                                • 5653

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Alky
                                                                will you marry me... i love you. coolest female ever
                                                                Yes...and I'm 100% wart-free

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                                                                • David!
                                                                  By the wrath of Agamemnon
                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                  • 6501

                                                                  #33
                                                                  On the advice of my MD, I'll respectfully decline to engage in any type of intercourse.
                                                                  .

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                                                                  • opflix
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jul 2002
                                                                    • 1428

                                                                    #34
                                                                    i'd say... BITCH... get in the kitchen & fry me some chicken! she'd either fry me some chicken & forget about fuckin or leave disgusted by my abrupt disinterest in her snatch.
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                                                                    • swedguy
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                      • 7981

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by taibo
                                                                      id be like "yo bitch you tryina gimme herpes?" straight up cause that shit aint coo
                                                                      A wart can give you herpes? That's a new one.

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                                                                      • Nicky
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                                        • 30071

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by clickhappy
                                                                        on your tongue too? or would eating her out be out of the question?
                                                                        no pussy eating and atleast 1 condom....

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                                                                        • Antonio
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                          • 14136

                                                                          #37
                                                                          I'd fake a heart attack

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                                                                          • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                            Now with more Jayne
                                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                                            • 40077

                                                                            #38
                                                                            would depend on the nature of the wart

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                                                                            • CheneyRumsfeld
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Sep 2004
                                                                              • 1341

                                                                              #39
                                                                              hot chicks don't have Warts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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