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grr..i've been summons for jury duty

06-14-2005, 09:37 AM

i have to be at the court house on 3 different mornings, all at 8am

anyone else serve as juror? please tell me its not boring, im afraid im gonna doze off in the middle of the hearing LOL

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06-14-2005, 09:41 AM

I got summoned too. Fuckin bastards this is my third time! I have to figure out how to get off this list.
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06-14-2005, 09:41 AM

Easy, when they interview you say you hate all people.

Blacks are always guilty no matter what because a black guy once robbed you.

Mexicans took your job, they too are always guilty.

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06-14-2005, 09:43 AM

Originally posted by MickeyG

I got summoned too. Fuckin bastards this is my third time! I have to figure out how to get off this list.

someone i used to work with ALWAYS summoned for jury duty, but she loved it. gonna suck getting up so damn early, and its at the same time that im moving too

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06-14-2005, 09:44 AM

Seriously, does everyone else get chosen but me?!? I WANT to be on a jury, but never even been called ... damn them.

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06-14-2005, 09:45 AM

Originally posted by Alex

Easy, when they interview you say you hate all people.

Blacks are always guilty no matter what because a black guy once robbed you.

Mexicans took your job, they too are always guilty.

etc...

I think people who say this works are full of shit. I'd like to see someone get in front of a judge and say this stuff, I bet you would end up in jail.
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06-14-2005, 09:46 AM

I just got my 3rd summons letter. I kept throwing them away but this time they are mad. If i dont show the letter states they will fine me $1500.00

Jury duty sucks, I told them I was an ex-cop but they didnt care, said i still have to go.

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06-14-2005, 09:47 AM

Originally posted by MickeyG

I think people who say this works are full of shit. I'd like to see someone get in front of a judge and say this stuff, I bet you would end up in jail.

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06-14-2005, 09:47 AM

Originally posted by Plugin Feeds K

Seriously, does everyone else get chosen but me?!? I WANT to be on a jury, but never even been called ... damn them.

they sent me & the boyfriend forms to fill out to be a juror and we HAD to fill them out & send them in by a certain date...4 weeks later, and i have a summons on my desk. i get bored really easily & i have the attention span of a fly so im not gonna be a good juror. LOL

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06-14-2005, 09:59 AM

Originally posted by MickeyG

I think people who say this works are full of shit. I'd like to see someone get in front of a judge and say this stuff, I bet you would end up in jail.

Denfinately, i forgot that YOUR OPINION can get you JAILED in america.

The whole first amedmant right to freedom of speech, all a lie.

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06-14-2005, 10:01 AM

I have been on the lists for 25 years and never picked to be on a jury. Only been called twice - once 18+ years ago when I had just come home from 2 weeks in the hospital and had a broken leg and the other time I was called from a county I'd moved from 2 years prior. I'm never going to get a chance to send someone to the gas chamber
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06-14-2005, 10:02 AM

Originally posted by MickeyG

I think people who say this works are full of shit. I'd like to see someone get in front of a judge and say this stuff, I bet you would end up in jail.

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06-14-2005, 10:03 AM

do you think i should go out & buy something nice or just show up in pj's, whick are my "work attire" lol

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06-14-2005, 10:07 AM

Originally posted by Plugin Feeds K

Seriously, does everyone else get chosen but me?!? I WANT to be on a jury, but never even been called ... damn them.

Same with me. WTF?
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06-14-2005, 10:11 AM

Originally posted by Don/Atlas

I just got my 3rd summons letter. I kept throwing them away but this time they are mad. If i dont show the letter states they will fine me $1500.00

Jury duty sucks, I told them I was an ex-cop but they didnt care, said i still have to go.

Just get this pic of yourself printed on a t-shirt and wear it to the court room, I'm sure you'll be excused.
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06-14-2005, 10:13 AM

the easiest way to get around it is to write them a letter (phone call usually won't work) and tell them you own your own business (if you don't own a business, don't do it), and request to be excused.

if you read the thing carefully it says that if you are a business owner or if your business could fail without your presence, you can be excused by writing a letter and requesting to be excused. they'll send you a new summons a few months later but you just do the same thing.

well, if you own a TGP and don't update it for a day or whatever your business can sustain heavy losses (maybe?). i've used this every time and it works like a charm, though i really do own a small businesss and i am busy as fuck.

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06-14-2005, 10:15 AM

Originally posted by MrPheer

Just get this pic of yourself printed on a t-shirt and wear it to the court room, I'm sure you'll be excused.

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Actually, i was thinking about wearing this shirt.....

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06-14-2005, 10:25 AM

Originally posted by Luc

the easiest way to get around it is to write them a letter (phone call usually won't work) and tell them you own your own business (if you don't own a business, don't do it), and request to be excused.

if you read the thing carefully it says that if you are a business owner or if your business could fail without your presence, you can be excused by writing a letter and requesting to be excused. they'll send you a new summons a few months later but you just do the same thing.

well, if you own a TGP and don't update it for a day or whatever your business can sustain heavy losses (maybe?). i've used this every time and it works like a charm, though i really do own a small businesss and i am busy as fuck.

well, my only source of income is on the net, so anytime im not working, im losing money. not sure if they would consider what i do a "business" (since im not LLC or Inc) but according to my taxes, im self employed so doesnt that count as having & running my own business??

Either way, im gonna try to get out of it.

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06-14-2005, 10:40 AM

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06-14-2005, 10:40 AM

Jury Duty is a blast! Something exciting always happens. When I was in a year ago, an old guy a few rows ahead of me fell of his chair and died. Paramedics were there in 2 or so minutes and zapped him back right here in the holding room. That was a trip to court I will never forget!
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06-14-2005, 10:44 AM

Originally posted by ProjectNaked

Jury Duty is a blast! Something exciting always happens. When I was in a year ago, an old guy a few rows ahead of me fell of his chair and died. Paramedics were there in 2 or so minutes and zapped him back right here in the holding room. That was a trip to court I will never forget!

LOL sounds interesting.

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06-14-2005, 10:46 AM

you have a bag lunch and $5/day to look forward to. congrats!

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06-14-2005, 10:52 AM

say "i can tell if someone is guilty just by looking at them"

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06-14-2005, 10:54 AM

Originally posted by bringer

you have a bag lunch and $5/day to look forward to. congrats!

actually, they're big balla's around here, $25 a day PLUS gas

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06-14-2005, 10:55 AM

Originally posted by beemk

say "i can tell if someone is guilty just by looking at them"

that will be Plan B
(Plan A is to write them and try to get out of it)

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06-14-2005, 11:25 AM

i wanna be a juror

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06-14-2005, 11:45 AM

Heh.. jury duty sucks.
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06-14-2005, 11:57 AM

Originally posted by Babagirls

they sent me & the boyfriend forms to fill out to be a juror and we HAD to fill them out & send them in by a certain date...4 weeks later, and i have a summons on my desk. i get bored really easily & i have the attention span of a fly so im not gonna be a good juror. LOL

Just tell the people during jury selection that you can spot a guilty person a mile away by just looking at their face. You'll be excused very quickly

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06-14-2005, 11:59 AM

hopefully its an interesting case! Keep us posted, or i guess you cant do that!

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06-14-2005, 02:17 PM

Originally posted by kaylacruz

hopefully its an interesting case! Keep us posted, or i guess you cant do that!

im gonna try to get out of it, i really dont wanna fuckin go.

but if they refuse my request, then i'll let everyone know what happend AFTER the trial is over of course LOL

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06-14-2005, 02:21 PM

You're doing this all wrong. Stop trying to get out of jury duty.

Tell them you would be perfect for a jury, because you are an excellent judge of character. You practically have the ability to find guilty people from the look in their eyes

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06-14-2005, 03:29 PM

Originally posted by Luc

the easiest way to get around it is to write them a letter (phone call usually won't work) and tell them you own your own business (if you don't own a business, don't do it), and request to be excused.

if you read the thing carefully it says that if you are a business owner or if your business could fail without your presence, you can be excused by writing a letter and requesting to be excused. they'll send you a new summons a few months later but you just do the same thing.

well, if you own a TGP and don't update it for a day or whatever your business can sustain heavy losses (maybe?). i've used this every time and it works like a charm, though i really do own a small businesss and i am busy as fuck.

Have you done this before? if so can you provide details please? I read about something similiar on another site, sounds reasonable enough to be worth a try. I mean all they can say is no.
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06-14-2005, 03:30 PM

Originally posted by Babagirls

i have to be at the court house on 3 different mornings, all at 8am

anyone else serve as juror? please tell me its not boring, im afraid im gonna doze off in the middle of the hearing LOL

It's covered every other week on this forum. Look at some of the same excuses used by others. Now you can include you love MJ as your excuses.

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06-14-2005, 03:31 PM

Just tell them you think non-whites are inferior, they should send you right home.
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06-14-2005, 03:39 PM

I had fun on jury duty.. met a girl my age.. banged her in my truck... all and all it's intresting to do....

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