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  • Miss Vlasta
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2005
    • 1005

    #1

    MJ joke of the day

    Old one, but still up-to-date


    A young boy asks his Priest if God is a man or a woman.

    The Priest decides to tease the boy and answers that God is both.

    The boy then asks if God is black or white. Again the answer is both.

    Next question, is God gay or straight. Once more the answer is both.

    The boy then asks "Father, is Michael Jackson God??"


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  • BIGTYMER
    Junior Achiever
    • Nov 2004
    • 17066

    #2
    Nice!

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    • Miss Vlasta
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2005
      • 1005

      #3
      Any ather MJ jokes you can share?


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      • wildgirl
        My Sig was too Big! :(
        • May 2005
        • 2554

        #4
        very nice
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        • mrthumbs
          salad tossing sig guy
          • Apr 2002
          • 11702

          #5
          Michael Jackson was on a cruise with 100 Boy Scouts when the ship hit an iceberg and started to sink.
          The captain announced, "Everyone abandon ship! We're going down!" Michael asked, "What about the children?"
          The captain replied, "Fuck the children!"
          Michael looked around eagerly and asked, "Do we have time?"



          Best MJ joke ever hahaha

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          • CDSmith
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • May 2001
            • 51460

            #6
            Did you hear, the main thrust of the MJ defence this time around was....

            "If the pullup pants don't fit, you must acquit"


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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133978

              #7
              Grog ..that was pretty bad

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              • TheLegacy
                SEO RobertWarrenSEO.com
                • Apr 2003
                • 18180

                #8
                how do you tell its bedtime at the MJ's household?


                when the big hand is on the little hand

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                • tony299
                  lurker
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 57021

                  #9
                  very funny cute joke lol

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                  • Pimp Dough

                    #10
                    stfu ............ noob

                    very lame joke - no offense

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                    • sickkittens
                      I am a meat popsicle.
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 25100

                      #11
                      Funny joke...if you're in the 5th grade.

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                      • BigRod
                        Confirmed User
                        • Apr 2005
                        • 3685

                        #12
                        lame jokes rock first thing in the morning :P
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                        • Sony
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 495

                          #13
                          HAHA, funny !

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                          • Manowar
                            jellyfish  
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 71528

                            #14

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