Now THIS guy knows how to fuck with telemarketers

Now THIS guy knows how to fuck with telemarketers


I have no idea if this is legit or what, but this guy is fucking GREAT....


Dude: (using gruff gravelly old-guy-type voice) "H-hello?" (must have had call display)
Telemarketer: "Hello, is this mr xxxxx Jones?"
Dude: "yes"
Telemarketer: "Hi I'm calling you about a special offer on a premium membership to xxxxxx Fitness Center, we have..."
Dude: "Are... are... you have a gym?"
Telemarketer: "Yes sir, this is about a gym membership for you at a special pri..."
Dude: "Ohh I love the gym..."
Telemarketer: "Well that's great sir, then you'll love our...."
Dude: "Ohh YES I really really love the gym"
Telemarketer: "(slight snicker) Well that's great sir, have you ever been a member of a gym before?"
Dude: "Oh yesss I have! I.. I did go before. I have special needs you know, can... can I be picked up to go there?"
Telemarketer: "Uhmmm... no we can't pick you up, but..."
Dude: "I have a tube, and that was a problem before you know. S-say.... can I get a trainer chick?"
Telemarketer: "A tube? What.... oh yes we can get you a trainer if you need one...."
Dude: "Yeaahhh I have a colostomy, so the trainer chick has to be quick to get out of the way if the tube... you know.... if something shoots out of it"
Telemarketer: "Ahh well we can't really....."
Dude: "I once lifted a whole four pounds...."
Telemarketer: "Uhhh...."
Dude: "...with my penis"
Telemarketer: "Uhhh....sir I can shoot you a call later tonigh...."
Dude: "Oh this will be sooo great to get out of the house! I hope the cleaning staff at the gym doesn't have weak stomachs about cleaning messes"
Telemarketer: "Okay sir... (nervous chuckle) I..I'll shoot you a call later tonight"
Dude: "Okay, thank you, thank you kind sir.... bye now"
Telemarketer: "Bye"