Woman pleads guilty to drunk driving after drinking 3 glasses of Listerine

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  • mardigras
    Bon temps!
    • Feb 2003
    • 14194

    #1

    Woman pleads guilty to drunk driving after drinking 3 glasses of Listerine

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6874037/
    Holy crap, could you hold down a bottle of Listerine?
    ADRIAN, Mich. - A woman arrested after failing a sobriety test and telling police she drank three glasses of Listerine has pleaded guilty to drunken driving.

    Carol Ries, 50, was pulled over after she rear-ended another vehicle at a red light on Jan. 9. She passed one breathalyzer test, but failed another that used different equipment.

    Police found a bottle of Listerine in her car, and she told them she had drunk three glasses earlier in the day. Her blood alcohol level was more than three times the legal limit, police said.

    According to Listerine manufacturer Pfizer Inc.?s Web site, original formula Listerine contains 26.9 percent alcohol, while other varieties contain 21.6 percent alcohol.

    Ries, who entered her plea last week, could face up to 93 days in jail and a $500 fine when she is sentenced. Prosecutors agreed to drop a charge of having an open intoxicant in the vehicle.
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  • Sarah_Jayne
    Now with more Jayne
    • Dec 2002
    • 40077

    #2
    Certainly sounds like she has issues. I can barely take the cap.

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    • TheMob
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      • Jan 2003
      • 8584

      #3
      i have never even had listerine

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      • Buddah00
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        • May 2004
        • 722

        #4
        Saw that on the news earlier, they said that listerene had about the same alcohol content as schnapps. She must have been desperate for a drink.
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        • warlock5
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          • Jan 2004
          • 2808

          #5
          Thats a sure sign of being an alchoholic!

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          • D Flower
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            • Dec 2004
            • 352

            #6
            Yuck...that doesn't sound too tasty!
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            • thefool
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              • Jan 2005
              • 1593

              #7
              they have a new orange, less intense version, maybe she thought it was Triple Sec

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              • Spunky
                I need a beer
                • Jun 2002
                • 133978

                #8
                I thought that shit would seriuosly make you sick if you drank that amount

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                • thefool
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2005
                  • 1593

                  #9
                  actually years ago there was a write up, about jails and prisons not allowing certain products brought to inmates, because they were paying, fighting, and practically killing each other over mouth wash, rubbing alcohol, colognes, and anything else that they could get their hands on, that had a high alcohol content. If you have an addiction, you'll drink almost anything apparently.

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                  • sickkittens
                    I am a meat popsicle.
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 25100

                    #10
                    Citrus listerine is actually not that bad....considering.

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                    • mardigras
                      Bon temps!
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 14194

                      #11
                      Originally posted by sickkittens
                      Citrus listerine is actually not that bad....considering.
                      But could you down 3 glasses of it?
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                      • pornstar2pac
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                        • Nov 2003
                        • 17380

                        #12
                        I think I will go throw up now
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                        • reynold
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                          • Oct 2002
                          • 51271

                          #13
                          Poor woman. An alcoholic and a listerine addict.

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                          • V_RocKs
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                            • Nov 2003
                            • 32451

                            #14

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                            • Peaches
                              Old broad
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 13933

                              #15
                              My girlfiend had an employee who got drunk off Scope. It took her a while to realize it since all she saw was the Scope and only smelled the mint on her breath.

                              Kitty Dukakis used to get drunk off hairspray and extracts (like vanilla you buy in the store) are another favorite of "closet drunks"

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                              • kaylacruz
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                                • Jan 2005
                                • 495

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Peaches
                                My girlfiend had an employee who got drunk off Scope. It took her a while to realize it since all she saw was the Scope and only smelled the mint on her breath.

                                Kitty Dukakis used to get drunk off hairspray and extracts (like vanilla you buy in the store) are another favorite of "closet drunks"

                                Wow! that kinda stuff is really sad! I guess life can really be that miserable.. Hope they get help before it's too late!
                                Kayla

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                                • machinegunkelly
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 3304

                                  #17
                                  here in town they sell that shit in the little bottles for the homeless ..
                                  Cheap booze if you think about it , where else can you get a micky for $2 :P

                                  I couldn't hold it down lol , I can't even drink REAL booze
                                  dead.

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                                  • tranza
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                                    • Jun 2003
                                    • 57559

                                    #18
                                    That's just dumb...
                                    I'm just a newbie.

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                                    • taibo
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                                      • May 2005
                                      • 3720

                                      #19
                                      what in the right mindframe would make you drink listerine? ::idiot::

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                                      • Terry
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                                        • Jan 2002
                                        • 1604

                                        #20
                                        Insane man!
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                                        • tony299
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                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 57021

                                          #21
                                          I bet her breath was minty fresh lol

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                                          • woj
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                                            • Jul 2002
                                            • 47880

                                            #22
                                            you have to be pretty pathetic to drink that, isn't it actually more expensive than getting some cheap booze?
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                                            • bopha
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                                              • Sep 2002
                                              • 1882

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by woj
                                              you have to be pretty pathetic to drink that, isn't it actually more expensive than getting some cheap booze?
                                              Not necessisarily. I have a relative who's a 12 stepper and he's had more than one sponsee who's drink of choice is mouth wash.

                                              Why didn't the sponsee's get cheap booze? One of them said, they never even thought about doing that. It had been mouthwash from the get go.

                                              Probably not much different than the 6th graders drinking cough syrup.

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