Directors, please stop this.

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  • mlove
    the guy
    • Apr 2005
    • 764
    #1

    Directors, please stop this.

    I download a few porn films every week, and one of the major problems I've had is men who whisper during filming.

    It could be the director, saying shit to the girl, or saying shit to me, or it could be porn guy. Regardless of who it is, I fucking hate it.

    They usually say shit like "oh, look at that pussy", or "ohhh, you like that cock baby?". We don't need a god damn narrator to enjoy porn. If you were doing your job correctly, your product would stand on it's own two feet without narration.

    If you need to give directions to the girls, make some god damn cue cards, or write a script.

    I'm fine with regular talking, and yelling. However, the one thing that I can't fucking stand is whispering.

    I won't stop downloading until this stops. Improve your product, and I'll start buying.
    If you won't feel as good, I won't feel as cheap.
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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978
      #2
      Consider it done!

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        • Wiggles
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • May 2004
          • 14423
          #3
          i'm sure i csn find some sites with my ref link attached that don't have this
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              • Jan 2004
              • 16502
              #4
              Surrrrrrrrrrfer?

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                • martinsc
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jun 2005
                  • 27043
                  #5
                  Originally posted by LOL :D
                  Surrrrrrrrrrfer?
                  yup..........
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                    • tASSy
                      Spread The Pink!
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 8229
                      #6
                      oh...rainBOWS...yeah, those're cool.

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                        • Cash
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                          • Feb 2002
                          • 20825
                          #7
                          haha, funny thread
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                            • squishypimp
                              PostMaster General
                              • Aug 2006
                              • 10781
                              #8
                              just turn off the sound...

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                                • Lance69
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2005
                                  • 2266
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by tASSy
                                  oh...rainBOWS...yeah, those're cool.
                                  In the voice of Eric Cartman, that line is a classic!
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                                    • Webby
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 14956
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by mlove
                                      I download a few porn films every week, and one of the major problems I've had is men who whisper during filming.
                                      Damn right

                                      And for fuck's sake, - try and get the lighting right. And if ya have to enhance the sound track - at least get the moans in sync, even if ya can't get the voice

                                      It's not some damned hobby - it's a biz.
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                                        • Red Ezra
                                          redezra.com
                                          • May 2004
                                          • 4678
                                          #11
                                          directing the director?

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                                            • tASSy
                                              Spread The Pink!
                                              • Nov 2004
                                              • 8229
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Lance69
                                              In the voice of Eric Cartman, that line is a classic!
                                              yeah rainbows are cool.

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                                                • MyNameIsNobody
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Dec 2005
                                                  • 2947
                                                  #13
                                                  Yeah, porn producers have no idea what they're doing.. Funny thread

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                                                    • Paul Markham
                                                      Too old to care
                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                      • 52942
                                                      #14
                                                      It comes down to what sites you join.

                                                      If they can't be bothered to edit out the non essential chat and directors instructions then I suggest you join another site and ask for a refund.

                                                      Of course if you buy stuff that bad I suggest you try a better content provider.



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                                                        • $5 submissions
                                                          I help you SUCCEED
                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                          • 32189
                                                          #15
                                                          LOL. It could be worse. You could have been complaining about Wesley Pipes ruining scenes by jabbering away.

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                                                            • Manowar
                                                              jellyfish  
                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                              • 71528
                                                              #16
                                                              this thread is surferlicious

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                                                                • NoWhErE
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                                  • 10583
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I love it when surfers come in and order us around
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                                                                    • s9ann0
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Sep 2001
                                                                      • 4873
                                                                      #18
                                                                      surfs up bro!

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                                                                        • Barefootsies
                                                                          Choice is an Illusion
                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                          • 42635
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by LOL :D
                                                                          Surrrrrrrrrrfer?
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                                                                            • marketsmart
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                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                              • 20419
                                                                              #20
                                                                              a surfer thread?

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                                                                                • gooddomains
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                  • 10127
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  sufers are everywhere

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                                                                                    • rodney25
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jun 2005
                                                                                      • 7090
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Surfers deserve quality poduct and services as well.


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                                                                                        • seeric
                                                                                          ..........
                                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                                          • 41917
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          i will make them all stop.

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                                                                                            • DjSap
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                                                              • 3869
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Spunky
                                                                                              Consider it done!
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