How many TASSY-TITS are you? (PIC)

**footmonkey** · 10-21-2006, 05:03 AM

I'd like to market a portable Tassy Tit so we can all measure things wherever we are.

**djroof** · 10-21-2006, 05:05 AM

Wow! Very cool!!!

**RedShoe** · 10-21-2006, 05:07 AM

shit, I don't have a 53 image.

**Gillespie** · 10-21-2006, 05:10 AM

Too hot for my screen.

Those are the sexiest bunch of pixels I've seen.

**ico** · 10-21-2006, 05:22 AM

tassy tassy tassy... tits tits tits...

**Phil** · 10-21-2006, 05:27 AM

i just need one to lick.

**topshelfdesign** · 10-21-2006, 06:06 AM

can not be denied, she is fuckin stunning

**pornguy** · 10-21-2006, 06:27 AM

Guys thats not really redshoe. He hires someone to stand in for him.

tassy. Great photo as always. Would you please provide an ass shot so that we can do the other test?

**RedShoe** · 10-22-2006, 11:06 AM

I wonder how many Tassy-Tits it is from LA to Maui?

**tASSy** · 10-22-2006, 11:18 AM

Originally posted by pornguy

Guys thats not really redshoe. He hires someone to stand in for him.

tassy. Great photo as always. Would you please provide an ass shot so that we can do the other test?

sorry, i don't think i have one!

**Ice** · 10-22-2006, 11:19 AM

Originally posted by RedShoe

If my calculations are correct it would take 214,372,068 3/4 TassyTits to go around the earth (at the equator)

Two Hundred Fourteen Million Tassy Tits.

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOO

Dude you need a hobby or something

**tASSy** · 10-22-2006, 11:22 AM

Originally posted by Ice

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOO

Dude you need a hobby or something

any hobbies involving fantasizing about my tits are tASSy approved.

**Ice** · 10-22-2006, 11:26 AM

Originally posted by tASSy

any hobbies involving fantasizing about my tits are tASSy approved.

What about other parts of your body.... am I approved to fantasize about them?

**tASSy** · 10-22-2006, 11:27 AM

Originally posted by Ice

What about other parts of your body.... am I approved to fantasize about them?

...which parts were you thinking and i'll let you know:

**borked** · 10-22-2006, 11:28 AM

Well, I was in the process of suggesting "TassyTit" as a new unit of measurement to the international standards on weights and measure, and during the 10 minute wait during preliminary investigation, I browsed around "what's new" and I learned about the "Glasgow Coma Scale":

The Glasgow Coma Scale provides a score in the range 3-15; patients with scores of 3-8 are usually said to be in a coma. The total score is the sum of the scores in three categories. For adults the scores are as follows:

Eye Opening Response
Spontaneous--open with blinking at baseline 4 points
Opens to verbal command, speech, or shout 3 points
Opens to pain, not applied to face 2 points
None 1 point

Verbal Response
Oriented 5 points
Confused conversation, but able to answer questions 4 points
Inappropriate responses, words discernible 3 points
Incomprehensible speech 2 points
None 1 point

Motor Response
Obeys commands for movement 6 points
Purposeful movement to painful stimulus 5 points
Withdraws from pain 4 points
Abnormal (spastic) flexion, decorticate posture 3 points
Extensor (rigid) response, decerebrate posture 2 points
None 1 point

Bleh, who says you don't learn anything on GFY

Anyway, the bint came back and told me that because Tassy's Tits are asymmetric, then they TassyTit couldn't be considered for a unit as it's not clear which one would be the standard

But I really didn't care too much, because I just realised that I was in fact in A COMA

**Ice** · 10-22-2006, 11:29 AM

Originally posted by tASSy

...which parts were you thinking and i'll let you know:

All parts... I'd go to the hospital with dehydration before I was done with that body

**L0rdJuni0r** · 10-22-2006, 11:30 AM

Tassy got some very nice tig 'ol bitties!!

**tASSy** · 10-22-2006, 11:44 AM

Originally posted by L0rdJuni0r

Tassy got some very nice tig 'ol bitties!!

yes she does! for how much they cost them damned well better be big!!! god i love them!!! ;)

**rodney25** · 10-22-2006, 12:32 PM

Shit, when am I gonna measure mine on that tassy tits?

**tASSy** · 10-22-2006, 01:34 PM

Originally posted by rodney25

Shit, when am I gonna measure mine on that tassy tits?

uuuum....why can't you do it now?

**lambpie** · 10-22-2006, 01:35 PM

ha ha very creative!! shes hot as well!

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