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  • CT
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2005
    • 513
    #1

    Actual question from a Fleshlight customer....

    "I was thinking about getting a butt orifice for my second insert and a thought occurred. Would it be ok for the FL for some kinky fun if one were to melt a hershey bar into mush and sqeeze it through the orifice from the inside?"





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    • bknoob
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2006
      • 1610
      #2

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        • Pleasurepays
          BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
          • Aug 2002
          • 11913
          #3
          what the fuck? i would have appreciated some descretion and respecting my privacy.

          jesus christ.

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            • Pleasurepays
              BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
              • Aug 2002
              • 11913
              #4
              oh wait...

              shit.

              no, not mine.


              uhmmm...

              never mind.

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                • GrouchyAdmin
                  Now choke yourself!
                  • Apr 2006
                  • 12085
                  #5
                  Oh snap. That's.. Tell them "Only if you get the kind with walnuts; they don't make chocolate bars with corn."

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                    • CT
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 513
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Pleasurepays
                      what the fuck? i would have appreciated some descretion and respecting my privacy.

                      jesus christ.
                      I would have to agree with you... but this guy posted it publicly in our forums.



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                        • Chr0makey
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 932
                          #7
                          Originally posted by CT
                          "I was thinking about getting a butt orifice for my second insert and a thought occurred. Would it be ok for the FL for some kinky fun if one were to melt a hershey bar into mush and sqeeze it through the orifice from the inside?"


                          i love it
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                            • TexasDreams
                              former Miserable Admin :)
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 4700
                              #8
                              Originally posted by CT
                              "I was thinking about getting a butt orifice for my second insert and a thought occurred. Would it be ok for the FL for some kinky fun if one were to melt a hershey bar into mush and sqeeze it through the orifice from the inside?"


                              DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL!!!

                              I can't believe that Juicy sent that email to you. Doesn't he have you on icq???

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                                • CT
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2005
                                  • 513
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by TexasDreams
                                  DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL!!!

                                  I can't believe that Juicy sent that email to you. Doesn't he have you on icq???




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                                    • Pleasurepays
                                      BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 11913
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by CT
                                      I would have to agree with you... but this guy posted it publicly in our forums.
                                      i was trying to be funny as imply that i wrote it. not that you were violating someones privacy.

                                      i am just retarded and doing 5 things at once. having an off day today.
                                      sorry

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                                        • marketsmart
                                          HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                          • Dec 2004
                                          • 20419
                                          #11
                                          that is awesome.. someone who actually wants to experience the visual of shit on the cock...

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                                            • CT
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2005
                                              • 513
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Pleasurepays
                                              i was trying to be funny as imply that i wrote it. not that you were violating someones privacy.

                                              i am just retarded and doing 5 things at once. having an off day today.
                                              sorry
                                              I just posted that because you messaged me on ICQ....



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                                                • Babagirls
                                                  Text Writer
                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                  • 18812
                                                  #13
                                                  oh boy LOL




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                                                    • kane
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                      • 20684
                                                      #14
                                                      Reply to him and tell him to toss in some peanuts to add some realism and friction.

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                                                        • dissipate
                                                          The Dirty Frenchman
                                                          • Nov 2005
                                                          • 8904
                                                          #15
                                                          The weird shit people try to do never ceases to amaze me.

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                                                            • juicybucks2
                                                              Registered User
                                                              • Jun 2006
                                                              • 60
                                                              #16
                                                              :-D lol, thats one strange mofo

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                                                                • OG LennyT
                                                                  Wall Street Pimp
                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                  • 14345
                                                                  #17
                                                                  sounds some text work from Baba
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                                                                    • donkevlar
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Sep 2006
                                                                      • 4325
                                                                      #18
                                                                      I think I speak for everyone when I say...

                                                                      So will it damage the fleshlight?
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                                                                        • spasmo
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Dec 2005
                                                                          • 2678
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by marketsmart
                                                                          that is awesome.. someone who actually wants to experience the visual of shit on the cock...
                                                                          I will never look at chocolate bars the same.

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                                                                            • squishypimp
                                                                              PostMaster General
                                                                              • Aug 2006
                                                                              • 10781
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by TexasDreams
                                                                              I can't believe that Juicy sent that email to you. Doesn't he have you on icq???

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                                                                                • CT
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jan 2005
                                                                                  • 513
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  I don't know what is worse...

                                                                                  The fact that this guy posted a thread asking... or the reply from another member:

                                                                                  "The oils used in candy would not be a good idea for ur insert. Besides, if you know how to ButtFuck you dont have a shitty time anyway."

                                                                                  These guys are SERIOUS!



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                                                                                    • Babagirls
                                                                                      Text Writer
                                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                                      • 18812
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by dvd316
                                                                                      sounds some text work from Baba
                                                                                      ROFL

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                                                                                        • abyss_al
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                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                          • 15605
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          wow!


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                                                                                            • CT
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jan 2005
                                                                                              • 513
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by abyss_al
                                                                                              wow!


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                                                                                              Fecophiliac?



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                                                                                                • SxDx
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                                                                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                                                                  • 2254
                                                                                                  #25
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                                                                                                    • BoyAlley
                                                                                                      So Fucking Gay
                                                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                                                      • 19714
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Ok ok ok. Seriously.

                                                                                                      Tell him not to melt a hershy bar as he may damage his fleshlight and burn his penis with the hot melted chocolate.

                                                                                                      Tell him to use Hershey's Syrup, the kind you make chocolate milk with or put on your icecream.

                                                                                                      Damn I shoulda been customer service rep!

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                                                                                                        • edgeprod
                                                                                                          Permanently Gone
                                                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                                                          • 10019
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by TexasDreams
                                                                                                          DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL!!!

                                                                                                          I can't believe that Juicy sent that email to you. Doesn't he have you on icq???

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                                                                                                            • martinsc
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                                                                                                              • Jun 2005
                                                                                                              • 27043
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                                                                                                                    • DjSap
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                                                                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                      • 3869
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                                                                                      Ok ok ok. Seriously.

                                                                                                                      Tell him not to melt a hershy bar as he may damage his fleshlight and burn his penis with the hot melted chocolate.

                                                                                                                      Tell him to use Hershey's Syrup, the kind you make chocolate milk with or put on your icecream.

                                                                                                                      Damn I shoulda been customer service rep!
                                                                                                                      sounds like a good idea...
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                                                                                                                        • CT
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • Jan 2005
                                                                                                                          • 513
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                                                                                          Ok ok ok. Seriously.

                                                                                                                          Tell him not to melt a hershy bar as he may damage his fleshlight and burn his penis with the hot melted chocolate.

                                                                                                                          Tell him to use Hershey's Syrup, the kind you make chocolate milk with or put on your icecream.

                                                                                                                          Damn I shoulda been customer service rep!
                                                                                                                          Sounds like you have experience with this....



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                                                                                                                            • CaptainHowdy
                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                              • 94008
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              ..........

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                                                                                                                                • marketsmart
                                                                                                                                  HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                                  • 20419
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by TexasDreams
                                                                                                                                  DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL!!!

                                                                                                                                  I can't believe that Juicy sent that email to you. Doesn't he have you on icq???

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                                                                                                                                    • StarkReality
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 4444
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Ha, I'll remember this in case anyone calls ME a pervert, hehe

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                                                                                                                                        • BoyAlley
                                                                                                                                          So Fucking Gay
                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                          • 19714
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by CT
                                                                                                                                          Sounds like you have experience with this....
                                                                                                                                          GURL I got mad skills.

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                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2005
                                                                                                                                              • 7090
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Once you already paid for that stuff, feel free to do anything you want with it. Be creative and don't hesitate discovering new things. It all boils down to one thing anyway--personal satisfaction.


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