Originally Posted by dullspace

When I was a strapping young lad, I often found myself exploring the sights and sounds of the internet. Then, one day, in a cybersex chatroom I met the man we all know as Brandon99. He told me not to tell my parents the things we talked about.

Soon, we were file sending scanned pictures of our external genitalia and mspaint artwork we drew for each other. Brandon99, I want you to know I'll never forget the day you brought me my first kilo of coke, a hooker, and 4 of your friends, so that I could experience double-vaginal-double-anal-double-oral.

Thanks!