if I owned an airplane

**newbreed** · 06-09-2005, 09:11 PM

This from the cat who would never show his face at a public AWM event. Cool.

edit- I won't say anything else, I am done with the drama with you, I have proved my point over and over with you. The mistake in un-banning you was a poor one.

**StickyGreen** · 06-09-2005, 09:11 PM

sounds pretty fucked up lol. if i had a plane id just be ridin out to every city i could go to...i dont know about droppin' shit on people though...

**CaptainHowdy** · 06-09-2005, 09:12 PM

but... how would you fly the plane and aim at people at the same time??...

**nofx** · 06-09-2005, 09:13 PM

Originally posted by newbreed

This from the cat who would never show his face at a public AWM event. Cool.

edit- I won't say anything else, I am done with the drama with you, I have proved my point over and over with you. The mistake in un-banning you was a poor one.

hah, i want to say something to you so bad but I must refrain because its quite nasty.

**nofx** · 06-09-2005, 09:14 PM

Originally posted by CaptainHowdy

but... how would you fly the plane and aim at people at the same time??...

just fly over a populated place and roll the bowling balls out the window/side.

**newbreed** · 06-09-2005, 09:14 PM

Originally posted by nofx

hah, i want to say something to you so bad but I must refrain because its quite nasty.

Then we share the same feeling. It's like before, when you shutup and I shutup...lol

edit - besides, I am going to bed with a hot chick, and it's kind of hard to say no to that

**After Shock Media** · 06-09-2005, 09:15 PM

Originally posted by CaptainHowdy

but... how would you fly the plane and aim at people at the same time??...

The answer lies in the words Ultralight airplane. Very easy side access, and need no license to fly.

**Holly** · 06-09-2005, 09:18 PM

If I owned an airplane I'd take a lot of tropical vacations and sit on the beach all day getting a suntan and drinking strawberry daiquiris and beer.

**Mako** · 06-09-2005, 09:29 PM

If I owned an airplane, It would be a flying Playboy Mansion. I'd have sky bunny outfits on all female personel.

When Cruise wanted to seal the deal with that Katie Holmes chick at the very beginning, their first real date, what move did he make out of all the hundreds of moves he could have with his access/money?

Answer: He put that ass on his Gulfstream, had his chef cook them a five-star dinner while in flight, then nighty nighty in the private bedroom near the aft of the plane. Next morning they woke up in Italy. A straight man would turn GAY for shit like that, let alone some 26-year old actress lol.

No wonder that chick AND her parents are now saying "hey...this Scientology stuff isn't so bad once you get past the alien invasion shit!"

**smack** · 06-09-2005, 09:45 PM

terrorist!

**Pornwizzard** · 06-09-2005, 09:54 PM

I was doing a tv show few years ago and actually pushed an old washing machine from an airplane.. it was carefully planned though so it hit an empty field

**Postmaster** · 06-09-2005, 10:42 PM

Awesome idea. Please let me know when you're airborne.

**venus** · 06-09-2005, 10:42 PM

you all are tossing around that airplane word like your referring to all airplanes.
Its like saying if I owned a car I would drive it at 200 mph ...

we own an airplane, its a 4 person airplane, ceiling of 20,000 ft and max speed 172 kts, flight time about 6 hours. But your not cooking anything on our plane and your not sleeping anywhere except the seat your sitting in

your also not pushing or throwing anything out the doors.
I dont know how many of you have tried to open a door while doing almost 200 mph but its not easy to push it open into the wind.

**bringer** · 06-09-2005, 10:44 PM

Originally posted by nofx

i'm sure that a even a 30 lb. bowling ball can do some significant damage from 2,000 ft.

im sure baseballs or even golfballs would work aswell

**venus** · 06-09-2005, 10:49 PM

this is what Los Angeles looks like from 8000 ft

Phoenix from 12,000 ft

**venus** · 06-09-2005, 10:52 PM

you hav eto watch this entire video clip, its pretty cool, a spitfile almost takes a guys head off
http://216.158.136.80/plane.wmv

**nofx** · 06-09-2005, 10:53 PM

Originally posted by venus

your also not pushing or throwing anything out the doors.

come onnnnnnnnnnnnnn

if I owned an airplane

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