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  • Funky Bastard
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2004
    • 2544

    #1

    I just applied for $100,000 dollar business loan!

    Google here I come baby!
  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #2
    i d i o t ..........

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    • sonofsam
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 18648

      #3
      lets just pretend for one minute that the loan officer is high on acid and approves your loan...

      i hope you're stupid enough to ask for it in cash and when you walk out of the bank get jacked... and then spend your entire life repaying 100K + Interest for nothing

      I like turtles.

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      • polish_aristocrat
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jul 2002
        • 40377

        #4
        I don't use ICQ anymore.

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        • MattO
          The O is for Oohhh
          • Feb 2003
          • 10861

          #5
          I applied for a 1 billion dollar fucking around loan.

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          • Funky Bastard
            So Fucking Banned
            • Nov 2004
            • 2544

            #6
            Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
            i d i o t ..........
            I am only 22 so if I fuck it up and go broke I can get a high paying job and get out of it from livein on beans a rice But I have allways said if a loan makes you money then do it.

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            • sonofsam
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2004
              • 18648

              #7
              Originally posted by MattO
              I applied for a 1 billion dollar fucking around loan.
              I applied for a 1 trillion dollar loan... and i'm going to the casino with it
              I like turtles.

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              • sonofsam
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Dec 2004
                • 18648

                #8
                Originally posted by Funky Bastard
                I am only 22 so if I fuck it up and go broke I can get a high paying job and get out of it from livein on beans a rice But I have allways said if a loan makes you money then do it.



                what the fuuuuckkkk are you talking about?

                okay there Bill Gates Jr. good luck with that
                I like turtles.

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                • Funky Bastard
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 2544

                  #9
                  Originally posted by sonofsam



                  what the fuuuuckkkk are you talking about?

                  okay there Bill Gates Jr. good luck with that
                  Fuck luck I got'z a plan nigga!

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                  • pornprotege
                    Confirmed User
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 1705

                    #10
                    Without a solid and proper business or economic structure im willing to bet $100,000 :P
                    i don't have a sig.

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                    • sonofsam
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 18648

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Funky Bastard
                      Fuck luck I got'z a plan nigga!
                      this coming from the guy who was

                      1.) busted lying about owning a ferrari
                      2.) telling gfy his family is part of the mafia
                      3.) asking gfy how much a kilo of coke is
                      4.) infinite other stupid things

                      you also "had a plan" to make gfy think you are cool by telling them you own a ferrari, and that worked out great huh?

                      g'night penis head
                      I like turtles.

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                      • hova
                        Traffillionaire
                        • Jan 2002
                        • 22430

                        #12
                        spend it wisely
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                        • flirty
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 2840

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Funky Bastard
                          I am only 22 so if I fuck it up and go broke I can get a high paying job and get out of it from livein on beans a rice But I have allways said if a loan makes you money then do it.
                          you made a good point kid


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                          • Funky Bastard
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Nov 2004
                            • 2544

                            #14
                            Originally posted by sonofsam
                            this coming from the guy who was

                            1.) busted lying about owning a ferrari
                            2.) telling gfy his family is part of the mafia
                            3.) asking gfy how much a kilo of coke is
                            4.) infinite other stupid things

                            you also "had a plan" to make gfy think you are cool by telling them you own a ferrari, and that worked out great huh?

                            g'night penis head

                            Number 1 was a joke and the rest is real.

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                            • sonofsam
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 18648

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Funky Bastard
                              Number 1 was a joke and the rest is real.
                              it only became a "joke" after your "look at my ferrari" thread reached page 5 and people caught on that you didn't even own it...

                              how convenient huh?
                              I like turtles.

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                              • NTSS
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2005
                                • 5688

                                #16
                                Anyone can apply for a loan...question is did you get it?
                                ICQ: 150-803-430
                                Email: marketing7(at)cox(dot)net

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                                • MattO
                                  The O is for Oohhh
                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 10861

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Funky Bastard
                                  I can get a high paying job

                                  Newsflash: Wendy's isn't "high paying"

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                                  • Funky Bastard
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Nov 2004
                                    • 2544

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by sonofsam
                                    it only became a "joke" after your "look at my ferrari" thread reached page 5 and people caught on that you didn't even own it...

                                    how convenient huh?
                                    You were not even part of this forum when it happen and that was over a year ago my first post on this board.

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                                    • Funky Bastard
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Nov 2004
                                      • 2544

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by NTSS
                                      Anyone can apply for a loan...question is did you get it?
                                      I will know in 2 to 4 hours

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                                      • sonofsam
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Dec 2004
                                        • 18648

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Funky Bastard
                                        You were not even part of this forum when it happen and that was over a year ago my first post on this board.
                                        this is by far the best thread you ever made, claiming someone from playboy asked if they could work for you because they saw your TGP

                                        http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=409551

                                        Originally posted by POV Porn guy
                                        Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
                                        Originally Posted by JaceXXX
                                        UPDATED LIST EVERYONE!!!!

                                        The GFY History of Kyle Hoppes
                                        a.k.a. Funky Bastard
                                        a.k.a. kak_azn
                                        a.k.a. HKS
                                        a.k.a. JimmyBones
                                        -----------------------------------------------------------
                                        The first post - 05-13-04 -
                                        http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=293461

                                        Admitting he is a worthless piece of shit - 06/17/04 -
                                        http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=313948

                                        Whoring himself out for $5/hour - 07/06/04 -
                                        http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=322430

                                        Trying to get work again - 07/12/04 -
                                        http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=324966

                                        Trying to get someone to give him a free domain - 07/21/04 -
                                        http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328881

                                        Calling Rick Latona a scumbag - 07/21/04 -
                                        http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328925

                                        Even though he didn't have money to buy a domain, he is telling everyone he got 28 sign ups in this thread - 07/24/04 -
                                        http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=330500

                                        He was jacking off and came on his ear - 07/27/04 -
                                        http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=331906

                                        He leaves GFY for good - 07/27/04 -
                                        http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=332105

                                        Stupid joke (and he didn't leave) - 07/29/04 -
                                        http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=333046

                                        The infamous "I bought a domain w00t!" thread - 07/31/04 -
                                        http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=334219

                                        Trying to sell his domain, and also telling everyone he is leaving AGAIN - 08/07/04 -
                                        http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=337727

                                        Claiming that he hates hahahahahahas - 04/10/05 -
                                        http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=454069

                                        Wondering why he got his GigaCash account terminated
                                        http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=390379

                                        Figuring out why GigaCash closed his account
                                        http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=439883

                                        Professing his love for fingering his butthole while jacking off
                                        http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=441123

                                        bitching about not getting his sig money
                                        http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=438674

                                        wondering who is into atm on the board
                                        http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=453885

                                        registering a porns website
                                        http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=393934

                                        his petition to ban me
                                        http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=396949

                                        selling proxy lists
                                        http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=392436

                                        trying to buy a hit bot and a post bot
                                        http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391366

                                        wanting to get fucked by web girls for sending traffic
                                        http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391422

                                        trying to SCAM for webmaster referrals <---EXCELLENT reading about Kyle's scamming
                                        http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=433005

                                        Wondering why he has to file taxes
                                        http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=416109

                                        trying to scam people for 20,000 spam hits <---EXCELLENT
                                        http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=419405

                                        Claiming playboy called him...makes up TONS of shit
                                        http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=409551

                                        Asking for investors
                                        http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413920

                                        wanting to rip off webmasters by using stolen passwords
                                        http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413185

                                        Begging for money
                                        http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=405521
                                        I like turtles.

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                                        • Funky Bastard
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Nov 2004
                                          • 2544

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by sonofsam
                                          this is by far the best thread you ever made, claiming someone from playboy asked if they could work for you because they saw your TGP

                                          http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=409551
                                          That was true but I did kind of sound pretty ghey not a very good thread by me at all.

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                                          • DeadFidel
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jul 2003
                                            • 6764

                                            #22
                                            100K wow! This is what it can buy you.

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                                            • DutchTeenCash
                                              I like Dutch Girls
                                              • Feb 2003
                                              • 21684

                                              #23
                                              amazing how little some ppl know bout how to run a biz...

                                              ICQ 16 91 547 - SKYPE dutchteencash
                                              bob AT dutchteencash DOT com
                                              ... did you see our newest Sweet Natural Girl Priscilla (18)?

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                                              • Funky Bastard
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Nov 2004
                                                • 2544

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by thinkx
                                                amazing how little some ppl know bout how to run a biz...
                                                What you dont think I got'z a business plan nigga! I got my shit'z tight yo I'll be ballen dogg like p-diddy!

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                                                • polish_aristocrat
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                  • 40377

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Funky Bastard
                                                  What you dont think I got'z a business plan nigga! I got my shit'z tight yo I'll be ballen dogg like p-diddy!
                                                  I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                  • fris
                                                    I have to go potty
                                                    • Aug 2002
                                                    • 55818

                                                    #26
                                                    hey if you get the loan then you can finally afford to pay for a paid tgp script
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                                                    • Funky Bastard
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                      • 2544

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by fris
                                                      hey if you get the loan then you can finally afford to pay for a paid tgp script
                                                      Now wouldent that be something!!!

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                                                      • Mrs. Lenny2
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Apr 2005
                                                        • 1175

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                        this coming from the guy who was

                                                        1.) busted lying about owning a ferrari
                                                        2.) telling gfy his family is part of the mafia
                                                        3.) asking gfy how much a kilo of coke is
                                                        4.) infinite other stupid things

                                                        you also "had a plan" to make gfy think you are cool by telling them you own a ferrari, and that worked out great huh?

                                                        g'night penis head
                                                        Originally posted by Funky Bastard
                                                        Number 1 was a joke and the rest is real.
                                                        [B][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]ICQ# 193-939-788

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                                                        • candyflip
                                                          Carpe Visio
                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                          • 43073

                                                          #29
                                                          Going to buy more *sz.com domain names?

                                                          Spend you some brain.
                                                          Email Me

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                                                          • FilthyRob
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Feb 2004
                                                            • 6741

                                                            #30
                                                            I could use 100 grand
                                                            AKA - Clubsexy

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                                                            • Jace
                                                              FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                              • 35562

                                                              #31
                                                              oh wow, i have a feeling this thread is going to go down in history right along with the "w00t, i got a domain" and the ferrari one

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                                                              • Funky Bastard
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Nov 2004
                                                                • 2544

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by JaceXXX
                                                                oh wow, i have a feeling this thread is going to go down in history right along with the "w00t, i got a domain" and the ferrari one
                                                                Maken history is my life and oneday when I takeover the industry you will see the light!

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                                                                • candyflip
                                                                  Carpe Visio
                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                  • 43073

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Don't Dream It, Be It!


                                                                  Spend you some brain.
                                                                  Email Me

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                                                                  • loverboy
                                                                    When it rains, it pours
                                                                    • May 2003
                                                                    • 20609

                                                                    #34
                                                                    stop the weed

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                                                                    • Funky Bastard
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                      • 2544

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by loverboy
                                                                      stop the weed


                                                                      All day All long nigga

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                                                                      • BaldBastard
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                                        • 16867

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Why have $100k when you can have unlimited?



                                                                        Thats why Im Mr Bastard and your just boy ;p

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                                                                        • Funky Bastard
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                                          • 2544

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by MrBaldBastard
                                                                          Why have $100k when you can have unlimited?



                                                                          Thats why Im Mr Bastard and your just boy ;p
                                                                          I dont need unlimited I'll work my way up to that point all in do time my friend.

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                                                                          • Nysus
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Aug 2001
                                                                            • 7817

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Let us know what interest $ you'll have to pay each month..

                                                                            Matt
                                                                            What name is pr0 / Untouched Markets using these days? Untouched Markets - pr0 - Refund My Money Now

                                                                            Someone owes me $2,000 because they didn't do any work that was paid for *pointing at pr0 / William / UntouchedMarkets*

                                                                            See http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?p=16744521 and for more detailed see http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=948645

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                                                                            • Manowar
                                                                              jellyfish  
                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                              • 71528

                                                                              #39
                                                                              hahahah you never fail to amaze me kak_azn

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                                                                              • Sosa
                                                                                In Tushy Land
                                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                                • 40149

                                                                                #40
                                                                                lol wtf. goodluck

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                                                                                • DutchTeenCash
                                                                                  I like Dutch Girls
                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                  • 21684

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Funky Bastard
                                                                                  What you dont think I got'z a business plan nigga! I got my shit'z tight yo I'll be ballen dogg like p-diddy!
                                                                                  gettin a 100k loan on a personal title isnt what Id call a plan

                                                                                  ICQ 16 91 547 - SKYPE dutchteencash
                                                                                  bob AT dutchteencash DOT com
                                                                                  ... did you see our newest Sweet Natural Girl Priscilla (18)?

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                                                                                  • tranza
                                                                                    ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                                                    • 57559

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    How about banning the troll...
                                                                                    I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                                    • MandyBlake
                                                                                      The one and only!
                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                      • 17761

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      that is a huge loan for google.
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                                                                                      • BastarD
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Apr 2004
                                                                                        • 6341

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        holy shit, captain!
                                                                                        I just applied for a special room in one of the best mental hospitals out there specially for you.

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                                                                                        • stev0
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                                                          • 6801

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Funky Bastard
                                                                                          You were not even part of this forum when it happen and that was over a year ago my first post on this board.
                                                                                          What your point?

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                                                                                          • Donny
                                                                                            As you wish...
                                                                                            • May 2002
                                                                                            • 13754

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Funky Bastard
                                                                                            I will know in 2 to 4 hours
                                                                                            The answer will undoubtedly be "no".

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                                                                                            • Rui
                                                                                              web
                                                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                                                              • 9533

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                                                              this coming from the guy who was

                                                                                              1.) busted lying about owning a ferrari
                                                                                              2.) telling gfy his family is part of the mafia
                                                                                              3.) asking gfy how much a kilo of coke is
                                                                                              4.) infinite other stupid things

                                                                                              you also "had a plan" to make gfy think you are cool by telling them you own a ferrari, and that worked out great huh?

                                                                                              g'night penis head
                                                                                              He couldn't even get a $1000 loan, let alone 100k...

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                                                                                              • Dalai lama
                                                                                                Strength and Honor
                                                                                                • Jul 2004
                                                                                                • 16540

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Congrats.

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                                                                                                • adonthenet
                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                                  • 16753

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Good luck..1

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                                                                                                  • polish_aristocrat
                                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                    • Jul 2002
                                                                                                    • 40377

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    update please
                                                                                                    I don't use ICQ anymore.

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