Google here I come baby!
I just applied for $100,000 dollar business loan!
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lets just pretend for one minute that the loan officer is high on acid and approves your loan...
i hope you're stupid enough to ask for it in cash and when you walk out of the bank get jacked... and then spend your entire life repaying 100K + Interest for nothing
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I am only 22 so if I fuck it up and go broke I can get a high paying job and get out of it from livein on beans a rice But I have allways said if a loan makes you money then do it.Originally posted by Juicy D. Linksi d i o t ..........Comment
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Originally posted by Funky BastardI am only 22 so if I fuck it up and go broke I can get a high paying job and get out of it from livein on beans a rice But I have allways said if a loan makes you money then do it.
what the fuuuuckkkk are you talking about?
okay there Bill Gates Jr. good luck with that
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Fuck luck I got'z a plan nigga!Originally posted by sonofsam
what the fuuuuckkkk are you talking about?
okay there Bill Gates Jr. good luck with that
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Without a solid and proper business or economic structure im willing to bet $100,000 :Pi don't have a sig.Comment
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this coming from the guy who wasOriginally posted by Funky BastardFuck luck I got'z a plan nigga!
1.) busted lying about owning a ferrari
2.) telling gfy his family is part of the mafia
3.) asking gfy how much a kilo of coke is
4.) infinite other stupid things
you also "had a plan" to make gfy think you are cool by telling them you own a ferrari, and that worked out great huh?
g'night penis head
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you made a good point kidOriginally posted by Funky BastardI am only 22 so if I fuck it up and go broke I can get a high paying job and get out of it from livein on beans a rice But I have allways said if a loan makes you money then do it.
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Originally posted by sonofsamthis coming from the guy who was
1.) busted lying about owning a ferrari
2.) telling gfy his family is part of the mafia
3.) asking gfy how much a kilo of coke is
4.) infinite other stupid things
you also "had a plan" to make gfy think you are cool by telling them you own a ferrari, and that worked out great huh?
g'night penis head
Number 1 was a joke and the rest is real.Comment
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it only became a "joke" after your "look at my ferrari" thread reached page 5 and people caught on that you didn't even own it...Originally posted by Funky BastardNumber 1 was a joke and the rest is real.
how convenient huh?
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You were not even part of this forum when it happen and that was over a year ago my first post on this board.Originally posted by sonofsamit only became a "joke" after your "look at my ferrari" thread reached page 5 and people caught on that you didn't even own it...
how convenient huh?
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I will know in 2 to 4 hoursOriginally posted by NTSSAnyone can apply for a loan...question is did you get it?Comment
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this is by far the best thread you ever made, claiming someone from playboy asked if they could work for you because they saw your TGPOriginally posted by Funky BastardYou were not even part of this forum when it happen and that was over a year ago my first post on this board.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=409551
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Originally Posted by JaceXXX
UPDATED LIST EVERYONE!!!!
The GFY History of Kyle Hoppes
a.k.a. Funky Bastard
a.k.a. kak_azn
a.k.a. HKS
a.k.a. JimmyBones
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The first post - 05-13-04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=293461
Admitting he is a worthless piece of shit - 06/17/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=313948
Whoring himself out for $5/hour - 07/06/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=322430
Trying to get work again - 07/12/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=324966
Trying to get someone to give him a free domain - 07/21/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328881
Calling Rick Latona a scumbag - 07/21/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328925
Even though he didn't have money to buy a domain, he is telling everyone he got 28 sign ups in this thread - 07/24/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=330500
He was jacking off and came on his ear - 07/27/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=331906
He leaves GFY for good - 07/27/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=332105
Stupid joke (and he didn't leave) - 07/29/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=333046
The infamous "I bought a domain w00t!" thread - 07/31/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=334219
Trying to sell his domain, and also telling everyone he is leaving AGAIN - 08/07/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=337727
Claiming that he hates hahahahahahas - 04/10/05 -
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=454069
Wondering why he got his GigaCash account terminated
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=390379
Figuring out why GigaCash closed his account
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=439883
Professing his love for fingering his butthole while jacking off
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=441123
bitching about not getting his sig money
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=438674
wondering who is into atm on the board
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=453885
registering a porns website
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=393934
his petition to ban me
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=396949
selling proxy lists
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=392436
trying to buy a hit bot and a post bot
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391366
wanting to get fucked by web girls for sending traffic
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391422
trying to SCAM for webmaster referrals <---EXCELLENT reading about Kyle's scamming
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=433005
Wondering why he has to file taxes
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=416109
trying to scam people for 20,000 spam hits <---EXCELLENT
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=419405
Claiming playboy called him...makes up TONS of shit
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=409551
Asking for investors
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413920
wanting to rip off webmasters by using stolen passwords
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413185
Begging for money
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That was true but I did kind of sound pretty ghey not a very good thread by me at all.Originally posted by sonofsamthis is by far the best thread you ever made, claiming someone from playboy asked if they could work for you because they saw your TGP
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=409551Comment
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amazing how little some ppl know bout how to run a biz...
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What you dont think I got'z a business plan nigga! I got my shit'z tight yo I'll be ballen dogg like p-diddy!Originally posted by thinkxamazing how little some ppl know bout how to run a biz...Comment
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Originally posted by Funky BastardWhat you dont think I got'z a business plan nigga! I got my shit'z tight yo I'll be ballen dogg like p-diddy!
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hey if you get the loan then you can finally afford to pay for a paid tgp script
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Now wouldent that be something!!!Originally posted by frishey if you get the loan then you can finally afford to pay for a paid tgp script
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Originally posted by sonofsamthis coming from the guy who was
1.) busted lying about owning a ferrari
2.) telling gfy his family is part of the mafia
3.) asking gfy how much a kilo of coke is
4.) infinite other stupid things
you also "had a plan" to make gfy think you are cool by telling them you own a ferrari, and that worked out great huh?
g'night penis headOriginally posted by Funky BastardNumber 1 was a joke and the rest is real.
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Maken history is my life and oneday when I takeover the industry you will see the light!Originally posted by JaceXXXoh wow, i have a feeling this thread is going to go down in history right along with the "w00t, i got a domain" and the ferrari oneComment
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I dont need unlimited I'll work my way up to that point all in do time my friend.Originally posted by MrBaldBastardWhy have $100k when you can have unlimited?

Thats why Im Mr Bastard and your just boy ;pComment
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Let us know what interest $ you'll have to pay each month..
MattWhat name is pr0 / Untouched Markets using these days? Untouched Markets - pr0 - Refund My Money Now
Someone owes me $2,000 because they didn't do any work that was paid for *pointing at pr0 / William / UntouchedMarkets*
See http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?p=16744521 and for more detailed see http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=948645Comment
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gettin a 100k loan on a personal title isnt what Id call a planOriginally posted by Funky BastardWhat you dont think I got'z a business plan nigga! I got my shit'z tight yo I'll be ballen dogg like p-diddy!
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that is a huge loan for google.Comment
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He couldn't even get a $1000 loan, let alone 100k...Originally posted by sonofsamthis coming from the guy who was
1.) busted lying about owning a ferrari
2.) telling gfy his family is part of the mafia
3.) asking gfy how much a kilo of coke is
4.) infinite other stupid things
you also "had a plan" to make gfy think you are cool by telling them you own a ferrari, and that worked out great huh?
g'night penis head
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