Teh BoyAlley's Latest "Public Service" Project Needs YOUR Help!

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Bump for teh BA

Don't be a loner, cover your boner!

This thread deserves a sticky (hmmm...a double entendre).

More slogans:

Cover your stump before you hump

Don't be silly, protect your willy

When in doubt, shroud your spout

You can't go wrong if you shield your dong

If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it

If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey

If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize

It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter

She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

If you go into heat, package your meat

While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis

When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse

Especially in December, gift wrap your member

Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool

The right selection will protect your erection

Wrap it in foil before checking her oil

A crank with armor will never harm her

No glove, no love!

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In an industry that almost anyone can enter into with little or no money, you have to think long and hard about government regulations. Are they necessarily bad? Of course anything the government touches goes to hell. Left unregulated, this industry (online) is the wild wild west.

The majority of people in this industry are good, law abiding business people. The others, and it only takes ONE, ruin it for everyone else. You can't expect an industry of any sort to never have any standards. Many of the laws already existed, they just started picking and choosing how and when to enforce them.

It would be great if we were all truly free to express what we want and feel sexually, but as long as the rich and the religious are whispering in our law makers ears, it's going to be an uphill battle.

Being on the "mom and pop" side of the spectrum, I can relate to and understand the threat but I am also willing to do what it takes to comply with standards. If it gets to be more than I can handle or want to be bothered with, I will move on. I lived before online adult and I'd continue to do so afterwards, if it came down to it.

Don't get me wrong, I don't think the government should have any say over what consenting adults want, do, think and feel sexually (as long as it's not *harmful*) but if they outlaw internet porn tomorrow, there will be a whole lot of whining and nobody to blame but ourselves for not being more proactive and preventative.

And you don't think getting a voice in the mainstream, which is one of the goals of this project, is part of being proactive and preventive?

Am I the only one who thinks this is a silly idea?

Why would someone who is afraid to buy condoms at the drugstore (even snuck in innocently with bottles of shampoo and toothpaste they don't need) feel better about having them sent to their house? This seems weird to me. If the people are too cheap to buy condoms, what benefit do I have advertising to these people?

Safe sex is pretty well advertised already. These days if you are having unsafe sex it's because you're either drunk or lazy, not because of lack of education...

That being said, quite honestly I'm a lot happier if my surfers are not having any sex at all, and I don't really want to encourage them by sending them free condoms and distracting them from the virtual sex on the interweb that is satisfying them already...

Anyway good luck with your public service project.

Simple answer....

Because the kids are all that really matter.

There will never be enough people helping the kids.

I know where your heart is, and it's in a good place, I just feel your efforts would be better off helping those who really need help. You are the type of guy who can get shit done. To waste it on people who are too shy to buy rubbers would be a waste.

Let them go out of business.

Too many people messing it all up anyway. And don't think for a second that when this mom and pop get nailed for having 2257 docs out of order, its coming down on ALL OF US. They will not pull them to the side and say "oh, this is a mom and pop, of course they were not prepared." That shit hammer will fall on the industry as a whole. So again... let them all go out of business now.

If you can't hang, and this goes for ANY industry, you do not need to be in it.

I'm sorry - but I prefere to have my surfers buy condoms on my sites instead of sending out free condoms to freeloader I don't even know weather or not have internet access

of course, it's going to take more than 1 sponsor and there are more than just condom costs associated with the business. But i was just saying you could allot part of each contribution to condom purchasing. so let's say you bring in 10-15 companies to chip in $2k. you allot 25% of the money to purchasing condoms. and then you would buy $500 condoms on behalf of each of the companies. well anyways, you'll get it figured out.

also, 6freecondoms.com is available =)

I think the idea teh Boy Alley is trying to get across is this: While there are plenty of orgs already giving out condoms, there is no one in the porn industry taking a public stance on the world stage giving them away. This isnt just about giving away free condoms, this is about the porn industry giving away free condoms and making sure the recipients know that the porn industry is the ones responsible.

Its a great idea, BA. One that I would be happy to support in any way I can. If there is anything you need, let me know. When I get my shit together, I'll be glad to join up and push some surfer traffic your way.

Haha, these are great. Remind me to hit you up next time I get ready to launch something, I always lacked the ability to come up with catchy sayings.

Thats just pure horseshit. I too get tired of all the "children" bullshit. Children are not the only thing that matters. It makes little sense to protect and sheild children like we do only to kick them out from the umbrella at 18 into the acid rain. Someone has to look out for people all through life, and I'd much rather have a private business or consortium doing it than I would having the government doing it.

Thats such a stupid statement. Do you even understand what a marketplace is, or how a market operates? Any thriving market needs a constant influx of fresh blood, startups, new ideas, and yes, failures. Without them, the market stagnates and innovation ceases to exist. This sounds like you are insecure about your place in this industry, too worried some mom and pop guy is come up and out do you. Thats your problem, and it is survival of the fittest.

Huh? If society accepts the industry, wouldnt there be more startups, not less?

This industry dosent support anything right now. We dont support safe sex, we dont support bareback sex, we dont support anything. We just sell smut. Offering content featuring bareback sex is not the same as supporting it. Alot of the people in bareback are supposedly partners in real life, which is a good message to send, though I suspect its not true.

Anyway, another bump for teh BoyAlley's wonderful idea.

What could we do to help?

The fact is, we are all selling sex, it is what our industry is all about and it certainly would not hurt our position in the adult industry to do what we can to promote safe sex to our surfers. Even if it stops one person from getting HIV AIDS, that in turn could stop hundreds or even thousands of others catching it that the one person infects. So in my mind it's a worthwhile cause not just to help our standing to the mainstream, but also to help rid the world of a horrible disease that is affecting millions of people all over the world.

As for the children, supporting the fight against HIV will help thousands of kids from dying, in fact in countries like Africa it's one of the leading causes of infant deaths:

By: IRIN News
Published: Oct 14, 2006 at 09:03
Good luck JP and hope there is something we can do to help your project down the line!

Cheers,
DannyZ

That is because your priorities are all fucked up. A devolving child is very important. Who the fuck do you think is going to be running things when your too old to wipe your own ass? You are obviously not someone who plan for the future. Perhaps you will one day ask for donations on GFY like one of the other other webmasters who did not plan for the future......

Yup. And mom and pop shops who are not able to keep up or stay on top of 2257 regs need to go bye-bye. No love lost. Someone has to fail, may as well be the ones who can't keep their papers in order.

LOL. I don't worry about anyone. I am so far ahead of the curve if the bottom falls out before I write this post, I can live the rest of my days on easy street. Can you?

Mmmmk. Anyone who sells bareback sex is promoting it no matter how you want to spin it. Non-condom porn outsells condom porn. AIM Healthcare had to open more satellite locations to service all the actors & actresses who need to test to shoot non-condom porn. The hetro porn world supports non-condom sex regardless if they like it or not.

yet another free condom site. one of thousands ;/

Please don't jump on me because I think what you are trying to do, and what is in your heart is amazing. I am being the devils advocate here.

This could bring about very negative press for the industry instead of good press. The religious right are smart, they know how to say things to the public and sound like they are thinking of what is best for families and for society.

First of all, ANY ads of any kind on the website would give the impression that we are doing this to attract and addict people to porn. They will say we have a hidden agenda.

Exploring your sexuality is NOT a message that parents, religious poeple, the uptight government, educational experts and any health organizations will agree with or will condone/promote. So encouraging promiscuity will bring about a shitload of negative press. "It isn't enough that the adult entertainment industry wants to poison the minds of our husbands and fathers, now they are encouraging them to become promiscuous"

Now I understand your goal. You want to do something good and bring positive publicity to the adult industry. You can't figure out why everyone wants to do the homeless, children etc. Well, the reason is those are "safe" and those are top of the list of important things to people of all races, religions and income levels. The sex industry supporting "sex for all" is not going to give you the positive publicity you desire. Children, feeding/clothing the homeless etc. will.

In order to accomplish what you want to do, you would have to support something that has ZERO to do with promoting sex. Examples, paying for a health clinic in some third world country. AIDS research and medical assistance in Africa. Helping a village/community become self sufficient thru having a well drilled, teaching them how to create industries to bring income to the village (snake venom, crafts, etc.)

Now, for my personal opinion. Those that are too afraid to walk into a drug store and buy condoms are generally the younger guys. Those same people aren't going to have condoms mailed to them because mom and dad check the mail. With your condom idea, you can't show results, and results are what you need. You show some desolate African community where they are disease ridden because they drink from the same little puddle of water as their cows drink and shit in...and you show progress. You show real people from the adult community not only PAYING for it, but actually working on it. You show people in porn as REAL, getting dirty, bringing in professionals to dig them a well...showing them how to create an industry within their community to give them a life...and continue to show that community as it grows and prospers...and then you announce that the community no longer needs you and you are moving on to another one...now THAT would not only give a give you satisifaction, great articles for TV and newspapers, but would also make one hell of a documentary.

[QUOTE=DirtyWhiteBoy;11079353]That is because your priorities are all fucked up. A devolving child is very important. Who the fuck do you think is going to be running things when your too old to wipe your own ass? You are obviously not someone who plan for the future. Perhaps you will one day ask for donations on GFY like one of the other other webmasters who did not plan for the future......

I didnt say a child in need wasnt important. What I said was that your bold blanket statement of them being all that matters was horseshit.

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